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Anon in Equestria 5

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  1. >It's been about a full whole minute of awkwardness...
  2. >You standing in nothing but your boxers, which already had unfornate implications
  3. >But combined with the fact that you just blurted out that Rarity should put her dildo somewhere else...
  4. >...In the same tone as if you were gleefully asking for spaghetti...
  5. >While her family just happens to show up out if nowhere.
  6. >Speaking of spaghetti
  7. >You notice some oozing out of the pockets of the pants Rarity just washed for you
  8. >What the fuck.
  9. >You're not even wearing them.
  10. >Rarity parents avert their glares for a second noticing the spaghetti but shrug it off...somehow...
  11. >Well, you've had enough of this.
  12. >You pick up your fresh clothes
  13. >You don't even put them on
  14. >You walk calmly towards the front door in complete silence.
  15. >As you're about to open the front door you turn around.
  16. >You need one last witty remark.
  17. >You lift your arm up, point upwards, and open your mouth.
  18. >...Actually fuck that...
  19. >You walk out the door and say nothing else.
  20.  
  21. >You put on your clothes fast as lightning and leave the spaghetti scene.
  22. >As you leave Rarity's house you say...
  23. BRISK WALK AHOY!!!
  24. >Proceed briskly walking.
  25. >Everyp0ny looking at you funny.
  26. >Derpy even has her eyes straight.
  27. >My god that was retarded
  28. >What are you an aspie?
  29. >Whatever you get the hell outta there.
  30. >You're almost sure everyp0ny in pony think humans are dumbasses.
  31. >And they're right.
  32. >In a sense at least.
  33. >You finally approach Twilight's house
  34. >She's going to be fucking furious.
  35.  
  36. >You knock on the door
  37. >Spike answers it, "Oh...hey Anonymous..."
  38. >He knows you're in for some shit
  39. Uh...Hey Spike.
  40. >"Who is Spike?"
  41. >You and Spike stare at each other for a good minute.
  42. I got it
  43. >You walk in, time to face the music.
  44. Twilight...
  45. >Purple hooves come down from the stairs.
  46. >"Oh hey Anonymous. I thought you'd be here sooner..."
  47. >She looked exasperated and unamused.
  48. >Her voice lowered at the phrase "be here sooner"
  49. >It kinda hurt.
  50. Sorry I mysteriously blacked out yesterday.
  51. Got dragged through town.
  52. Found Rarity's dildo in her shower.
  53. And spaghetti started flowing from my pockets, even though I wasn't even wearing them.
  54. >You're a fucking dolt, you wish you could take that last sentence back.
  55. >Twilight gives you that blank stare
  56. >"Um...okay, I guess that's understandable.
  57. Heh, yeah.
  58. Well ask away.
  59.  
  60. >Twilight runs to get a notebook.
  61. >And when she comes back she has a wide ass grin on her face.
  62. >Oh god she's going to keep me here all day.
  63. >11AM
  64. >...
  65. >4PM
  66. ...And that's the grand scope of my world, my species and my personal experience.
  67. What I can recall at least.
  68. >"That sounds awful".
  69. >It's that bad.
  70. It may seem dark at times.
  71. But you have to take the good with the bad.
  72. That's how we've always lived.
  73. >Twilight looks at you with adoration
  74. >You can tell she doesn't have intellectual conversations a lot.
  75. >And you know she wanted to.
  76. >The both of you are surprised you could actually hold an intellectual conversation
  77. >Especially you.
  78. So... you live in a... library?
  79. >Twilight's face brightened up instantly.
  80. >"Would you like to check out something!?"
  81. Uh sure...
  82. >You make your way to the shelves of assorted books
  83. >One in particular catches your eye.
  84. Part5: END
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