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Anon in Equestria 4

By: Render on Mar 23rd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.33 KB  |  hits: 293  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You briskly walk towards Twilight's house
  2. >You missed your meeting with her and she probably pissed
  3. >You didn't even show up late yesterday and you promised you'd be there
  4. >She seems nice enough, you didn't wanna let her down
  5. >And you know how she is about schedules
  6. >She'd freak out if she doesn't breath at the right time
  7. >You felt bad, but damn it's nice day
  8. >Not too hot
  9. >Not too cold
  10. >A swift breeze every now and then
  11. >awwyeaah.jpg
  12. >You'd stop if you weren't in a rush
  13. >Half way through town you see the Carousel Boutique
  14. >And Rarity's outside!
  15. >Staring at you mouth agape
  16. >...Oh yeah, your clothes were still dirty from being dragged through town by Applejack
  17.  
  18. >You slowly approach Rarity with the ruined clothes she made you.
  19. >She has mix confusion, disgust and worry on her face.
  20. >"Anonymous what happened to you?!"
  21. I just blacked out in the middle of the day and Applejack tried to drag me to her house.
  22. Isn't that nice of her?
  23. >(Rarity's wondering why you blacked out in the first place)
  24. >"Um...okay never the matter you need to get cleaned up!"
  25. >She immediately gets behind you and pushes you into her house.
  26. Rarity I need to see Twilight soon, I think this can wait.
  27. >"You were going to show up at her house looking like that?"
  28. >>Damn she has a point
  29. Alright, wash my clothes and I'll be on my way
  30. >"Okay... and take a shower while you're at it you smell horrendous"
  31. >You're sure you don't smell that bad
  32. >You actually take the time sniff yourself...and gag a little
  33. >You take off everything but your boxers and leave your clothes in a pile outside the restroom
  34. >"I'll try to have your clothes ready when you're out."
  35. >You take off your boxers, get in the shower and turn on the water...
  36. >...And good lord it's colder than an overworked middle-aged high school teacher in the midst of winter.
  37.  
  38. >Oh god why is this water so cold?!?
  39. >...Rarity.
  40. >She's currently washing your clothes.
  41. >Shit
  42. >You did not think this through
  43. >Then again neither did Rarity
  44. >Oh well time to bite the bullet
  45. >Whilst freezing your ass off you take a look at Rarity's bottles
  46. >She had it all. Shampoo, body wash, bath bubbles, a dildo, a silk-...what was that last thing?
  47. >You may be stupid, but goddamn you aren't this stupid
  48. >She was probably just being careless
  49. >Suddenly without warning you imagine her using it while taking a bath...
  50. ...AAGH!! STOP THAT!
  51. >"Is something wrong Anon!?"
  52. Uh, no, sorry!
  53. >Well, you pick out least lady scented bottle of body wash and start scrubbing
  54. >After being on the verge of hypothermia you're ready to get out of the shower.
  55. >...And then water becomes scalding hot...
  56.  
  57. >You quickly turn off the water and dry your self
  58. >Put your still kinda musty boxers on and walkout of the bathroom
  59. >You can't stop thinking about her dildo
  60. >>Oh man what if Sweetie belle finds it
  61. >You have to tell Rarity about it, not telling her would just lead to awkwardness
  62. >Quickly you make your way the living room, without a second say...
  63. Hey Rarity, you should really get that dildo out of your shower.
  64. >You immmediately regret it as you see Rarity, her parents and Sweetie Belle staring at your half naked glory
  65. >Maybe I really am this stupid.
  66. >Rarity is petrified, Sweetie Belle looks confused and her parents are simultaneously staring daggers at you and Rarity
  67. >>How the hell are they even doing that?
  68. >...Welp.
  69.  
  70. Part4: END