Title: Anon in Equestria 2 Author: Render Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/LX3DdcKw First Edit: Wednesday 21st of March 2012 07:23:16 AM CDT Last Edit: Wednesday 21st of March 2012 07:23:16 AM CDT If it isn't an elaborate joke I don't know what is! You chased me in your dim, dark cellar to scare me didn't you! >Applejack just gives you the blankest stare ever. >"N-no hon I got you down here cuz I wanted to- -Wanted to what? Did you want to talk? Are you mad at me? >Applejack cocked her head to the side. >"Anon I trapped you down here so I could have you to myself." And now I'm here!   >"No...Anonymous Ah... Ah can't do this.. >She grabbed the rope around the base of your shoulders with her teeth and took them off. >You could've tooken off the ropes yourself since they were so high. >"Ah'm sorry for this Anon...I thought I could go through with this... Ummm okay... We're still getting food right? >Sure thing sugarcube! >You both find your way out of the cellar and into the kitchen. >As you open the door from the kitchen to the cellar... >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-4w9gKlR3U >WHAARBBBBLGAAAARBL-AAAAAAAGGGH THE LIGHT!!! >You forgot that your eyes have adjusted. >What a horrible day to be an idiot.   >After getting your eyes luminiously raped you stumble into the kitchen >"Have a seat Ah'll fix ya somethin' to drink" >She hands you a bubbling cup of some strange liquid. What is this? >"It's-uuuuuh...soda!" ...Okay! >You gulp down the drink Woah...Applejack...this drink is... >"Yeeeeees." Pretty damn good! My whole body feels woozy though... >"U-Uh maybe you should relax a bit. Alright... HEY! WAIT! A DAMN! MINUTE! >Applejack immediately starts sweating profusely. >You forcefully stand up cuz you've got something so say.   I have an appointment with Twilight today! She wanted to study my species!I gotta go AJ! >"Are you SURE you don't wanna stay a lil' longer Yes >"BUT!-" See ya! >You run out of AJ's house and slam the door. >You sprint towards Ponyville >You will not let Twilight down! >Everypony looking at you funny. >fuckyouimrunning.jpg >You can see the library the distance >Wait a minute. >No seriously wait a minute >Somethin' aint right. I think I'll take a kne- >Blackout   Part 2:END