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Anon in Equestria 2

By: Render on Mar 21st, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.05 KB  |  hits: 308  |  expires: Never
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  1. If it isn't an elaborate joke I don't know what is!
  2. You chased me in your dim, dark cellar to scare me didn't you!
  3. >Applejack just gives you the blankest stare ever.
  4. >"N-no hon I got you down here cuz I wanted to-
  5. -Wanted to what?
  6. Did you want to talk?
  7. Are you mad at me?
  8. >Applejack cocked her head to the side.
  9. >"Anon I trapped you down here so I could have you to myself."
  10. And now I'm here!
  11.  
  12. >"No...Anonymous Ah... Ah can't do this..
  13. >She grabbed the rope around the base of your shoulders with her teeth and took them off.
  14. >You could've tooken off the ropes yourself since they were so high.
  15. >"Ah'm sorry for this Anon...I thought I could go through with this...
  16. Ummm okay...
  17. We're still getting food right?
  18. >Sure thing sugarcube!
  19. >You both find your way out of the cellar and into the kitchen.
  20. >As you open the door from the kitchen to the cellar...
  21. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-4w9gKlR3U
  22. >WHAARBBBBLGAAAARBL-AAAAAAAGGGH THE LIGHT!!!
  23. >You forgot that your eyes have adjusted.
  24. >What a horrible day to be an idiot.
  25.  
  26. >After getting your eyes luminiously raped you stumble into the kitchen
  27. >"Have a seat Ah'll fix ya somethin' to drink"
  28. >She hands you a bubbling cup of some strange liquid.
  29. What is this?
  30. >"It's-uuuuuh...soda!"
  31. ...Okay!
  32. >You gulp down the drink
  33. Woah...Applejack...this drink is...
  34. >"Yeeeeees."
  35. Pretty damn good!
  36. My whole body feels woozy though...
  37. >"U-Uh maybe you should relax a bit.
  38. Alright...
  39. HEY!
  40. WAIT!
  41. A DAMN!
  42. MINUTE!
  43. >Applejack immediately starts sweating profusely.
  44. >You forcefully stand up cuz you've got something so say.
  45.  
  46. I have an appointment with Twilight today!
  47. She wanted to study my species!I gotta go AJ!
  48. >"Are you SURE you don't wanna stay a lil' longer
  49. Yes
  50. >"BUT!-"
  51. See ya!
  52. >You run out of AJ's house and slam the door.
  53. >You sprint towards Ponyville
  54. >You will not let Twilight down!
  55. >Everypony looking at you funny.
  56. >fuckyouimrunning.jpg
  57. >You can see the library the distance
  58. >Wait a minute.
  59. >No seriously wait a minute
  60. >Somethin' aint right.
  61. I think I'll take a kne-
  62. >Blackout
  63.  
  64. Part 2:END
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