Title:           Total War Equestria: Part 2
Author:          ReikiRose
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FEhM3DWc
First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of June 2015 03:27:56 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Last edit on: Tuesday 2nd of June 2015 03:28:22 PM CDT

>Walking out the door, the hot sun beats down on my neck.
>I have a pack strapped to my back, a case in one hand and an actual suitcase trailing behind me.
>In the case in my hand is my favourite weapon, a 1911; the jet black frame and silencer making it perfect for covert ops.
>The pack on my back carries a Solothurn S18-1000 with the words “Bitches love cannons” inscribed on the barrel and stock.
>The pack also contains an M79, and a SIG 550
>The suit case simply carries a butt-tonne of ammunition for the various weapons.
>As well as some spare clothing and a few book on the human anatomy; after all, how the heck are pones going to know about human anatomy?
>Arriving in the lines of other Anon’s walking up to the castle, I spot some horse-fuckers without weapons.
>Probably going to learn melee weapons.
>Faggots.
 
>Several hours later, I’m sitting in some barracks with a couple other guys on beds near me.
>Some other anon’s have friggin’ pony tee’s on…
>Faggots.
>Looking through my bag, my eyes widen.
>CRAWLING_IN_MY_SKIN.jpeg
>faq, I have pone shirts in here.
>FAQ.
>Welp, that’s all I’m going to have to wear, unless I can get some clothes made.
>A stallion wearing the armour of Celestia’s Guard enters the barracks.
>”Please follow me sirs. You are asked to follow the Guard to a new set of barracks. Please bring your belongings with you.”
>Me and the other horse fuckers stand up, some fat guy at the back groans as he stands with his massive Machine Gun.
>Fuckin’ heavy.