Title:           Total War Equestria: Part 1
Author:          ReikiRose
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/C8g9pkC4
First Edit:      Tuesday 2nd of June 2015 12:53:18 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 2nd of June 2015 12:53:18 PM CDT

>"Anon, I...don't know if I should ask this of you, but I fear that desperate times call for desperate measures. The Griffons, the Minotaurs, and the Diamond Dogs have already conquered our allies in Saddle Arabia. The Crystal Empire is facing internal turmoil. Equestria stands alone. Humans are well versed in warfare. We need a weapon to change the outcome of this terrible war. Please, will you help us?"
 
>Huh, very interesting.
>This must be some bait…
> taking_bait.jpeg
>Reply with “SURE.” In all caps, not expecting anything to actually happen.
>Suddenly, there’s this gut wrenching feeling in my stomach.
>Feel like throwing up.
>The feeling instantly disappears.
>I look out the window.
>Blue skies, trees and stuff.
>Huh, that wasn’t there before.
>2sp00ky4m3
>The thread refreshes itself with a reply at the bottom.
>”Thank you all so very much. I ask that you all bring any weapons you have outside with you. Once again, Equestria thanks you.”