Pinkie Pie Macro greentext I made.

>You will never see Pinkie Pie jump out of the TV screen, holding a magic cupcake. You will never get to see her grin joyfully at you, as she devours the cupcake in one gulp, her body slowly shifting and begins to grow in size. She will never grow to the size of a house and break through the roof of your own. She will never pick you up and kiss you with many cotton candy smelling kisses.