- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be a pound puppy
- >Nopebody wants to adopt me
- >Get taken to get put down
- >Good ending
- Wiz
- >end up in a chinese restaurant
- PonyGone
- >Be pound puppy
- >Philipino dog
- >END
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy
- >Participate in the activity of covert anal festivities.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy.
- >Chase squirrels for a living.
- >Squirrel had rabies.
- >I turn on all my friends and attack them passing on the infection.
- >Die from dehydration due to hydrophobia.
- PonyGone
- >Be a pound puppy day
- "Adopt me anon, I can give the best sex"
- EW, YUCK!
- >End.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy
- >Some asshole adopts me and kicks me in the taco.
- >Today was a bad day.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Go to adopt a pound puppy.
- >A shy golden retriever timidly asks "Hey Anon is beastality you fetish?"
- "Yes, yes it is."
- >We fuck, and then I tie her to a railroad track where she gets hit by a train and dies within seconds.
- The Duke
- >Be pound puppy.
- >Owned by Kitty-Pony
- >He takes "pound" too literally.
- >Today was a yelp day
- PonyGone
- >Be pound puppy
- >Get adopted, and taken from friends
- >Sale on dogs
- >Believe you are about to go to a good home
- >Its a bronies home.
- >You live the rest of your life being raped while dressed as PinkiePie
- Wiz
- >Be pound puppy
- >Get adopted by a sweet little boy
- >He takes you home and snuggles you.
- >You shit on the carpet
- >GOOD END
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy
- >Some guy is cleaning all of your shit.
- >You run up to him and hump his leg.
- >"DOWN ANON BAD!"
- >He sprays you with water.
- >Today was a traumatizing day.
- The Duke
- >Be pound puppy
- >Get adopted, and taken from friends
- >Sale on dogs
- >Believe you are about to go to a good home
- >Its a bronies home.
- >Fear being raped.
- >Realise it's PonyGone
- >Feeling the (non-sexual) LOVE erryday
- >Today was a good day.
- PonyGone
- >Be pound puppy
- >Anon puts peanut butter on his own genitals
- Cant... Resist... Peanut...
- >You lick all that shit off
- >Good End.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy.
- >Rape another pound puppy
- >Get fixed
- >Today was a sad day.
- The Duke
- >Be pound puppy
- >Taken in by Bizzles
- >He treats you with love and respect
- >Rip his throat out.
- >Dog Collar reads "Property of Duke"
- PonyGone
- >Be pound puppy
- >You watch as your friends are taken away
- >you are to ugly to be adopted
- >"c'mon little fella"
- >You are taken into the backroom
- >Are you being adopted?
- >You are put on a table
- >Your legs were to weak, you could not stand.
- >"Im sorry..."
- >Dad injects you with a needle
- >You began to feel sleepy
- >Maybe when you wake up, you will be in a little girls arms?
- >Maybe...
- PaleNarrator
- >Day Pound in Puppy
- >You're the newest pup in the pack!
- >Smiles all around!
- >Dodger walks up to you.
- >"Hey, new fish. We're gonna play a game."
- "Oh boy, what kind of game?"
- >Dodger smiles, as the other dogs gather around you.
- >"A game called, how deep is your throat?"
- >Bad End
- Anonymous
- >Day 1 in the Pound
- >You are a smiling, happy Dalmatian puppy, but you have no spots!
- >You feel sad.
- >Walk up to Dodger.
- "Hey Dodger, what's the best way to get my spots? All the other Dalmatians have theirs, but I don't... I feel so alone..."
- >Suddenly Dodger claws your face and you yelp in pain.
- "Dodger! Wh-what are you do-"
- >He covers your snout with a paw.
- >"Relax that sphincter, boy."
- >Bad End
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy.
- >Forced to participate in incognito colon entertainment.
- >My asshole gets ravages by all the others.
- >Die of puppy aids.
- >Today was a rape day.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be puppy from the pound.
- >Get adopted by some mafia looking mother fucker.
- >Win all the fights.
- >Loved by all my fans.
- >Years pass and you are getting old.
- >You loose your first fight.
- >Get shot in the leg and get thrown off a bridge.
- >Bad end.
- >Wake up in an unknown land.
- >Get adopted by Tree Kicker.
- >Get raised in a loving family.
- >Good end.
- PaleNarrator
- http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ghIdvghHZr
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy.
- >Your mom licks your pee-pee to stimulate urination.
- >Today was a incest day.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy.
- >"Hey Anon wan 2 fuq?"
- "OK!"
- >She lifts her tail presenting a lovely bitchood.
- >You ram your 3 foot wiener into her.
- >She gets preggers.
- >You get fixed.
- >Today was a sad day.
- Rat_Chieftain
- >Be pound puppy
- >Your tail is bugging the shit out of you.
- >You chase it.
- >You never catch it and it taunts you for what seems like an eternity.
- >Today was a sad day.
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- http://pastebin.com/u/wiz_anon
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