The Best Birthday

The Best Birthday

By: RatChieftain and Mellen

 

One uneventful afternoon at Sweet Apple Acres there was a party to be held for a very special filly.  All her friends and close family members were there. Oh, and Applejack was there, too.

 

However, some faget showed up at the door uninvited. He had a brown mane, green eyes and a creme colored coat. His cutie mark resembled some kind of fucked up shiny gay looking banjo. No one knew where he came from exactly, but none seemed to notice how he stumbled as if not accustomed to his own legs.

 

Pinkie was the first to notice the outsider for obvious reasons and tried to make the first move."Hiya new friend!" The plump mare with the bulging abdomen happily squeed as she lifted her tail and wiggled her butt in his direction. "Wanna come inside?" The creme colored pony dashed into the house right past Pinkie Pie without even so much as glancing at her winking suggestively at him, note she wasn't using her eyes to do this. He went running straight for Applebloom, who was about to enjoy a slice of cake at the dining table. It was a new recipe from pinkie pie combining a blend of apples and her sex fluids, not that Applebloom knew what those were.

 

"O-oh hi there, um...my name is MandoPony, and I'm a big fan!"  Mando stood there in front of Applebloom, stuttering and wringing his hooves. "W-will you please..d-dance with me?"  

 

Applebloom eyed him furtively for a moment, then replied "Ah can't right now, ahm about to eat mah cake!"

 

"PUH-LEEEEASE!"  cried Mando. "I-I'll give you 20 bits! Or maybe even a hundred! PLEASE let me dance with you, I came a very long way just to meet you!"

 

Applebloom huffed indignantly. "Ah told ya, ya gosh darned faggit, ah ain't gonna dance whit'cha! Not fer twenny bits or even a hunnerd! Y'all need to stop bein' weird with fillies and ask out a pony yer own age! "

"B-but I just wanted a dance..." He replied taken aback by her sudden outburst. "If I can't dance with you, THEN NOBODY CAN!". Eyes were all on Mando at that point. His breathing was erratic and his eyes darted across the room. Applebloom was now acutely aware of the small erection poking out from between his legs, which was twitching and dripping with anticipation.

 

Before anyone could react, Mando leaped forward and attempted to force himself on the young filly.  However, he misjudged his aim and flew right over his small target, landing hard on his stomach and causing his diminutive erect member to bend sharply against the floor. You know how if part of the inner tube of a bicycle tyre wears down it'll start to bulge out at the weak spot? Yeah that pretty much happened to his dick when he bent it.

 

Mando's initial reaction was to roll over and grasp his crotch area, his now broken yet fully erect member waving comically in Big Mcintosh's face. He was openly sobbing wildly begging for mercy with his eyes. "I just wanted to come inside!"

 

Applebloom stood over the injured colt, gazing intently at his damaged goods which now showcased a large swollen blood blister. "Don' worry kid, Granny Smith taught me what ta do in this sityation!" Applebloom grabbed a length of rubber tubing from a drawer in the kitchen and tied it tightly around the base of his shaft, forming a tourniquet. The head of his cock slowly began to turn purple and swollen from the lack of blood flow.  "Now it's prolly gonna fall off in like 4 hours, but at least y'all ain't gonna bleed to death!"

 

The normally quiet towering red stallion then leaned down to speak for the first time at his sisters birthday party. "Y'all wanted some applesauce? I'll give ya all of it." It has now become clear why he had been neglecting suggestive looks from the mares at this wonderful shindig. Big Mcintosh was a COLT CUDDLER!  "Oh my Celestia, the rumors were true!" screamed a certain flower mare in the crowd, who then fainted.

 

Big Mcintosh stepped forward so that his hips were directly over the creme colts face, his magnificent stallionhood dangling just over his lips. "N-no, please!  Not like thi- GARGLEKGIKRJFKJW!"

 

"Shut up ya son of a whorse" grunted Big Mcintosh as he forcefully thrusted his hips forward, cutting him off. "Now if you bite, I will hang you by your dick from the beam of this here barn with my sisters golden rope." Big Mac thrust his cock up and down into Mando's throat as he sobbed and gagged softly beneath him.  His cock hit the back of Mandos throat and he heard a faint rumble.  

 

Suddenly he felt a warm chunky gush all over his dick as Mando Pony vomited. The sensation of hot partially digested apple fritters felt unimaginably amazing on his cock, no maregasm could even compare. This did not stop Big Red in his assault though, he thrusted 3 more times before blasting his magical pony mayonnaise into the back of Mandos throat with such force that he had no choice but to swallow the entire load along with all the chunky bile that still remained in his mouth.

 

Mando started to asphyxiate as some of the cum and vomit was forced down his trachea by the thrusting.  Big Mac stomped a hoof down on his stomach and pinched the tip of his swollen member, causing Mando to cough and sputter bubbles of cum and barf. He could breathe again. "Yew saved him, big brother! Yer a hero!" little Applebloom cheered. The whole crowd at the party wooed and stamped their hooves in celebration. "This was the best birthday party ever!"

 

FIN