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Rat and Melon in Equestria

By: Rat_Chieftain on Sep 11th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 4.37 KB  |  hits: 67  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Rat wakes up next to Melon tied up in what seems to be a barn.
  2. >”M-Melon is that you?” she mumbles in total disbelief.
  3. >He does not respond.
  4. >You hear faint clopping noises.
  5. >”Melon wake up we got to get the hell out of here.” She whispers struggling against the binds.
  6. >The door gets pushed open slightly and the sudden onset of light blinds Rat and she hisses at it and shuts her eyes.
  7. >Squinting she can only faintly see the 2 figures trot in.
  8. >”Look Twi, I found these huge minotaur lookin’ monkeys out in the orchard. I recon you’d know what they are.” The figure says.
  9. >That.
  10. >It cant be.
  11. >The other figure gets in your face.
  12. >This allows you to see her clearly.
  13. >Twilight Sparkle in the flesh, fuck me.
  14. >Rat is not one for words and simply growls as the unicorn observes her.
  15. >The unicorns initial reaction is to backup.
  16. >”I’ve never seen anything like them Apple Jack. First we need to get these things out of here. They might endanger your family. Second, we need to find out what these things are.”
  17. >She wraps the two in a warm magenta glow.
  18. >”AWWWWYEAH IMA BE FLOATING IN 0 GRAVITY AND SHIT” Rat thinks to herself.
  19. >Twilight looks like she’s struggling but then stops.
  20. >”I don’t understand… what are these things?”
  21. >Magic resistance, fuck.
  22. >”I’m the human that’s going to sexually assault you if you don’t untie me.” Rat growls.
  23. >They gasp upon realizing you can speak.
  24. >Finally Melon begins to stir.
  25. >”Mmmm~”moans Melon as if he were a filly, breaking the silence.
  26. >Everyone stops and stares at him.
  27. >Rat breaks her deadpan glare and starts laughing hysterically.
  28. >”Whoa… wait what where am I?... RAT?” he says regaining his senses.
  29. >”Rape.” She replies.
  30. >”Ughhh, AJ just keep a look on these two. I’ll go get Fluttershy to get them to cooperate.” Says Purple Emo.
  31. >”Yeah, good luck with that faggot.” says Melon.
  32. >”Don’t hit your marehood on the way out Purple Smart.” says Rat as she snickers.
  33. >Twilight huffs at the 2 and takes her leave.
  34. >”Hey Melon, let’s keep quiet about then being cartoon ponies in our world, we can use this knowledge to our advantage.” Rat whispers in Melons ear.
  35. >The 3 of you sit silent for a while, save for Rat who is laughing quietly to herself.
  36. >Rat and Melon stare into each others eyes, then Rat looks to AJ really quick and back to melon as if saying, “Lets fuck with this hick shall we?”
  37. >”Hey, Hey AJ” says Melon.
  38. >”Whut?” she says with venom in her voice.
  39. >”Your moms a nigger.” He says smiling.
  40. >She raises an eyebrow… sort of. Ponies don’t really have eyebrows.
  41. >”Ahh don’t know what that is but I’m not going to let you talk about my deceased mother like that.”
  42. >The Two start laughing causing her jimmies to rustle.
  43. >”Now look here ah-”
  44. >”FUCK YOU AJ AND FUCK YOUR ORANGE HUE AND FUCK YOUR FUCKING RODEO AND FUCK YOUR APPLES TOO.” Rat sings, interrupting the orange pony who is now turning red in the face.
  45. >The two continue to laugh.
  46. >”THAT’S IT! I’m out of here I have more important things to do.” AJ says completely enraged.
  47. >”Awwyeah, she’s totally going to go fuck her brother out on the orchard.” Says Rat.
  48. >”She can’t wait to suck on them pendulous orbs,” continues Melon in a fake southern accent.
  49. >She opens her mouth to speak again but decides against it and just leaves.
  50. >Rat then struggles to slip her hand into her pocket pulling out her favorite Swiss army knife.
  51. >There’s a little saw on it and she uses it to cut Melons rope.
  52. >As soon as he’s free he gets up and stares at Rat.
  53. >”Unf, I always did have a bondage kick.” Says Melon.
  54. >She stares back at him with a whut look, then they both start laughing again.
  55. >”Haha very funny now untie me before someone gets back.” She says.
  56. >He starts untying her at a pretty slow pace, AJ was really good at tying shit up.
  57. >”Damn it Mexican, can’t you go faster?”
  58. >”No.” he replies
  59. >She sees what he did there and once more they start laughing.
  60. >”Alright now let’s get the hell out of here my delicious brown asian.” Melon says helping Rat up.
  61. >”Ok hold on…” She says looking around the barn.
  62. >She finds exactly what she was looking for, white paint and a decent brush.
  63. >She paints AJ sucking her big brothers cock outside the barn.
  64. >”PERFECT!” she says.
  65. >The two merrily skip into the unknown.
  66.  
  67. To be continued?
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