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  1. Name:
  2. Rat
  3.  
  4. Alignment:
  5. chaotic Evil
  6.  
  7. Magical Skills (3 points):
  8. Rapist
  9.  
  10. Techniques: (2 points)
  11. N/A
  12.  
  13. Items: (1 points)
  14. Dragon dildo strap-on
  15. Sword
  16.  
  17. Positive Traits (1 point):
  18. +Agility
  19.  
  20. Mixed Traits (0.5 points):
  21. Hyperarousal
  22.  
  23. Neutral Traits (Irrelevant to gameplay, just descriptive, 0 points):
  24. I like rape.
  25.  
  26. Negative Traits (-0.5 points, 4 max):
  27. Can't control urge to rape
  28. Disloyalty
  29. Non-Charismatic
  30.  
  31. Description:
  32. I rape stuff.
  33.  
  34. Pony:Discord
  35.  
  36. _________________________________________________
  37.  
  38. TLDR:
  39.  
  40. >We are stuck on an abandoned Island
  41. >I wander off and Rape Discord because it is his fetish and he is now my island buddy.
  42. >I rape a wild rampant manticore to weaken it and discord controls it.
  43. >The others group up, ponygone fucks up and they get mauled by a bear to the point of almost dieing.
  44. >Meanwhile I am having a  tea party in the forest and Melon comes along and steals my cake.
  45. >My manticore has a sad.
  46. >The end.
  47.  
  48.  
  49.  
  50. _________________________________________________
  51.  
  52. Zach C. In a forest clearing all was calm. So very calm, then in to the center of the field a figure cloaked in white walked forth. The figure was a tall six foot eight creature  crept forth in to the night, under the sea of endless stars above. The sky itself was much brighter than the regular night of the world from which his 'guests' were about to come. Looking out across the clearing the pale humanoid creature shifted his gaze to the horizon and the ocean beyond it. He had gone to work, so much work to make sure that his guests did not leave earlier than planned. Then, the figure drew a line in the dirt across the clearing, and mumbled a few scant words. A wall of shimmering light then exploded forth in to the existance along the line of dirt, a wall to make sure everything went as planned. Then, with another few  words mumbled the creature created several flash portals and dumped the new beings in to the clearing. Then, he yelled from his opposite, safe side of the barrier "Welcome, esteemed guests!"
  53. [8/18/2012 8:54:14 PM] Bizzles: (TL:DR)
  54. [8/18/2012 8:54:20 PM] RedHawk: ...
  55. [8/18/2012 8:54:36 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk remains quiet
  56. [8/18/2012 8:55:52 PM] Bizzles: Da fuck?
  57. [8/18/2012 8:55:54 PM] PonyGone: (Rape with rope, rap so dope! Me and Zecora, be'in G like Dora the Explora..)
  58. [8/18/2012 8:57:16 PM | Edited 8:57:53 PM] RedHawk: -These creatures... They look just like me!-
  59. [8/18/2012 8:57:34 PM] PonyGone: -or like this?-
  60. [8/18/2012 8:57:48 PM] PonyGone: ~Or like ThiiIiis~
  61. [8/18/2012 8:58:01 PM] Bizzles: What the fuck is this shit?
  62. [8/18/2012 8:58:10 PM] PonyGone: Oh... Um...
  63. [8/18/2012 8:58:16 PM] RedHawk: -They even speak Equestrian!-
  64. [8/18/2012 8:58:34 PM] Rat: Rat wakes up in the middle of a fucking forest.
  65. [8/18/2012 8:58:50 PM] Rat: Rat looks up and see's some ugly dragon looking mother fucker infront of her.
  66. [8/18/2012 8:58:51 PM] Shade: -What is this? A strange magical energy brought us here-
  67. [8/18/2012 8:59:00 PM] PonyGone: Zecora: What goes on here? Me and PoGo where just on a pier!
  68. [8/18/2012 9:00:01 PM] PonyGone: I dont really know Zecora...
  69. [8/18/2012 9:01:14 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks over to somepony he met back in Appleloosa, called himself "Big Mac"
  70. [8/18/2012 9:01:20 PM] RedHawk: Hey Mac, where are we?
  71. [8/18/2012 9:01:40 PM] RedHawk: BM: Ah've got no idea, partner.
  72. [8/18/2012 9:02:18 PM | Edited 9:03:52 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks over to what he assumes to be a female human with some wierd Dragon-Horse next to her
  73. [8/18/2012 9:02:24 PM] RedHawk: Who the fuck are you?
  74. [8/18/2012 9:04:38 PM] Rat: Discord:You've met with a terrible fate haven't you?
  75. [8/18/2012 9:04:42 PM] Rat: wut
  76. [8/18/2012 9:05:44 PM] Rat: Discord: Ohh rat, always so loving and sweet, doesn't that seem boring after a while, your friends betrayed you and ditched you here.
  77. [8/18/2012 9:05:48 PM] Rat: lol nigguh fuck you
  78. [8/18/2012 9:06:28 PM] Rat: Discord:You've been sweet for far too long little rat.
  79. [8/18/2012 9:06:56 PM] Rat: Rat just stands there with a WTF face as discord touches her head with one of his talons.
  80. [8/18/2012 9:07:26 PM] Rat: Rat then weilds a giant dragon dildo strap on and screams
  81. [8/18/2012 9:07:29 PM] Rat: I HAVE THE POWER
  82. [8/18/2012 9:07:49 PM] Rat: Hi I'm a rapist.
  83. [8/18/2012 9:09:54 PM | Edited 9:10:15 PM] Bizzles: -The fuck is this shit?-
  84. Where am I?
  85. Bizz looks over at Shining Armor who he knows from teaching magic at the magic school in Canterlot.
  86. Dude where are we?
  87. SA: I don't know..
  88. Hmmmm..
  89. Bizz Looks over at the man next to the zebra.
  90. Who are you?
  91. [8/18/2012 9:13:56 PM] Saint Meloreren: The stars above twinkle brightly in unison
  92. [8/18/2012 9:14:31 PM] Saint Meloreren: one of them seems larger
  93. [8/18/2012 9:14:41 PM] Saint Meloreren: or perhaps just closer?
  94. [8/18/2012 9:15:06 PM] Saint Meloreren: it is getting closer!
  95. [8/18/2012 9:18:12 PM] Saint Meloreren: And judgung by the angle and velocity, it stands a good chance of striking off the tip of the large mountain
  96. [8/18/2012 9:24:45 PM] PonyGone: Oh um...
  97. Zecora: What goes on here? Me and PoGo where just on a pier!
  98. Zecora, hey... What just happened?
  99. >Zecora blushes.
  100. Zecora:Nothing... We were just on a pier... Looking at the stars
  101. Oh... Okay
  102. >Smiles warmly.
  103. So... I am PoGo. Who are you?
  104. [8/18/2012 9:26:29 PM] Shade: -Hmm-
  105. [8/18/2012 9:27:04 PM] Shade: Shade gets tackled by pink menace
  106. [8/18/2012 9:31:42 PM] Shade: PP: ohmmygoshshadeitsyouiwassoscaredcausetherewasaflashoflighttheniwasntwhereiwasthenimherewithyou....So how are you?
  107. -Oh god pinkie pie-
  108. I'm fine just get off me
  109. Shade got up and dusted himself off
  110. -we are trapped appartently-
  111. [8/18/2012 9:33:21 PM] RedHawk: [shit sorry bad connection]
  112. [8/18/2012 9:39:48 PM] Zach C.: Zach C. The being smiled before making a coughing sound to get the attention of the ponies and people on the otherside of the wall. "Excuse me, excuse me?" He gave them a second before continuing, "Anyhow, I brought all of you here for a very good reason. To give both you all and I, something to do. You see, I have been watching your nation for years! It is all so boring, so repetitive there. You wake up, you work, you play, then you go to sleep, and repeat until you die of something or other! I offer you the opportunity for something much greater! You see, I have been bored too lately, so I summoned all you chuckle fucks here in order to give you something big to live for, something no one else has been offered in thousands of your years! You see, managed to win this game by defeating me and you WILL get something to make your life so much easier, to push you away from the fold of repitition and in to freedom, as well as skills that will last a life time!"
  113. [8/18/2012 9:40:11 PM] Shade: (TL:DR)
  114. [8/18/2012 9:40:32 PM] Rat: [Lawl yew silleh.]
  115. [8/18/2012 9:41:30 PM] PonyGone: [Hmm]
  116. [8/18/2012 9:41:46 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk spits at the wall
  117. [8/18/2012 9:42:36 PM | Removed by Zach C., 9:45:05 PM] Saint Meloreren: This message has been removed.
  118. [8/18/2012 9:43:09 PM] RedHawk: I do not need your offerings. The Night Spirits promise us an eternal hunting ground, fame has never mattered to me!
  119. [8/18/2012 9:43:34 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk turns to the other humans
  120. [8/18/2012 9:45:20 PM] RedHawk: I hope you all come to your senses, as well. This being is a waste of our times.
  121. [8/18/2012 9:45:51 PM] Rat: Me squirms on the ground at discords feet mumbling "rape.... rape.... need... rape..."
  122. [8/18/2012 9:46:36 PM] Rat: Discord:You are going to have to feed those urges rat, why don't you try and make 'friends'
  123. [8/18/2012 9:46:41 PM] Rat: FUCKING RAPE.
  124. [8/18/2012 9:46:54 PM] Rat: Rat wields her dildo
  125. [8/18/2012 9:47:03 PM] Rat: thunder rape....
  126. [8/18/2012 9:47:05 PM] Rat: thunder rape
  127. [8/18/2012 9:47:08 PM] Rat: THUNDER RAPE
  128. [8/18/2012 9:47:09 PM] Rat: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  129. [8/18/2012 9:47:22 PM] Rat: Rat slams her dildo into Discords ass.
  130. [8/18/2012 9:47:31 PM] Rat: LAUGH AT THIS YOU NIGGER.
  131. [8/18/2012 9:48:10 PM] Rat: Discord squirms under rat, he can't even handle her rape.
  132. [8/18/2012 9:48:49 PM] Rat: The island is filled with moans.
  133. [8/18/2012 9:49:14 PM] Rat: Discord then becomes Rat's bitch because it is his secret fetish
  134. [8/18/2012 9:49:45 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren looks nervously at the scene that just unfolded near him
  135. [8/18/2012 9:50:01 PM] Saint Meloreren: So, um...I heard something about prizes?  What's the prize again?  Can I see it?
  136. [8/18/2012 9:51:07 PM] Saint Meloreren: [Saturday, August 18, 2012 9:40 PM] Zach C.:
  137.  
  138. <<< here in order to give you something big to live for, something no one else has been offered in thousands of your years! You see, managed to win this game by defeating me and you WILL get something to make your life so much easier, to push you away from the fold of repitition and in to freedom, as well as skills that will last a life time!"
  139. [8/18/2012 9:51:51 PM] Saint Meloreren: Well, I wonder what the other assholes  are up to...
  140. [8/18/2012 9:52:48 PM] Saint Meloreren: And by other assholes, I mean those building lookin things off in the distance
  141. [8/18/2012 9:53:03 PM] Saint Meloreren: And by up to, I mean phat lewts
  142. [8/18/2012 9:54:01 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren slinks away when nobody is paying attention
  143. [8/18/2012 9:54:56 PM] Bizzles: Bizz takes notices the dude on the other side of the wall.
  144. And who the fuck are you?
  145. SA: Bizz! Don't use that kind of languge towards people!
  146. What ever
  147. SA: Apologize!
  148. Bizz sighs
  149. Sorry, Who are you though, really?
  150. Bizz looks around at his surroundings.
  151. -Hmmmm It seems that we are in the out parts of a tropical jungle. The sea is behing that fucker up there, We must be near the coast. I don't like this one bit.-
  152. Bizz begins to look for a way for him and shining Armor to escape if shit hits the fan.
  153. Why do we have to defeat you? What is the point of all this?
  154. SA: Yes, I would also like to know why you have done this. I was just getting ready to have um... Alone time with my wife Cadence...
  155. Bizz looks over at him with shock
  156. My nigga
  157. Bizz holds up a fist.
  158. Shining Armor slowly returns the bro fist, blood rushing to his face.
  159. Any way, I agree with Red Hawk. I don't need any of this shit.
  160. -Dear god that bitch over there is a freak. Also gonna have to watch out for discord.
  161. SA: *Bizz what do we do?*
  162. *Just get ready to follow me.*
  163. [8/18/2012 9:56:04 PM | Edited 9:56:31 PM] PonyGone: Ponygone - Ignores everything and everyone and drops his cauldron.
  164. Zecora: This is no time to brew! Come on! UP, UP! UP, WITH YOU!
  165. PoGo: This maybe the only time to do this.
  166. PoGo- begins to clean the inside of the cauldron.
  167. Oh PoGo... You don't even know...
  168. PoGo: Its fine... Rape lady, Horse thingy, Evil guy, bow man, and everyone else looks occupied... I think they wont mind if I clean up a bit...
  169. Zecora face-hoofs and faces everyone else with a stern look on her face.
  170. Ponygone hums a sweet catchy tune.
  171. [8/18/2012 9:59:48 PM] Shade: -Skills to learn to last a lifetime eh?-
  172. LEARN ALL THE MAGIC!
  173. PP: Yeah all the magic!
  174. Shade tugged on his hood lower
  175. "I guess we start by walking into the wood"
  176. Shade grabs a handful of dirt/sand and beings deconstruction while pinkie and him walk into the wood
  177. [8/18/2012 10:05:47 PM] Shade: The dark matter is formed and is floating around Shade
  178. [8/18/2012 10:06:02 PM] Shade: (I'm done)
  179. [8/18/2012 10:07:10 PM] PonyGone: [Zach's go?]
  180. [8/18/2012 10:10:50 PM] Commander Xillian: Commander Xillian arrives with a horrible poking sounds as a quantum space weggie barfs out Rasputin and a strange pony from a pulsating, oozing asshole in reality with thousands of writhing teeth that scream
  181. [8/18/2012 10:11:26 PM] Commander Xillian: (done)
  182. [8/18/2012 10:11:55 PM] Commander Xillian: Commander Xillian is very disconbobulated
  183. [8/18/2012 10:12:01 PM] Commander Xillian: (now done))
  184. [8/18/2012 10:14:22 PM] Zach C.: Please still write down actions.)
  185. [8/18/2012 10:15:36 PM] *** Call ended, duration 1:57:55 ***
  186. [8/18/2012 10:15:38 PM] *** Conference call ***
  187. [8/18/2012 10:16:01 PM] Bizzles: (I prefer a call)
  188. [8/18/2012 10:16:06 PM] RedHawk: [we will stay in the call]
  189. [8/18/2012 10:22:30 PM | Edited 10:22:56 PM] Zach C.: Zach C. The being smiled, turned to Rasputin and said "Welcome esteemed late guest! It is truly unforunate that you came in late and missed my earlier explanation, but you, along with your pony partner, currently got dumped with several others along here. Anyhow, the goal is to find and defeat myself in order to win not only TRUE freedom, but a mystical prize..." The being chuckled once more and said "You see, you may be promised something like eternal hunting, but why not hunting ANYTHING for eternity, no limits, and you, necromancer, what about lichdom, does that tempt you sufficently?"
  190. [8/18/2012 10:24:15 PM] RedHawk: Immense power does not mean a thing to me, nor does hunting anything for eternity! Your offer still means nothing! However...
  191. [8/18/2012 10:24:23 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks over to the other humans
  192. [8/18/2012 10:25:28 PM] RedHawk: Freedom is the most important thing for all of us. So yes. I accept your challenge. But only for the freedom of myself and the others!
  193. [8/18/2012 10:25:36 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks walks over to Bizzles
  194. [8/18/2012 10:25:44 PM] RedHawk: You!
  195. [8/18/2012 10:25:51 PM] Zach C.: (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8kBYSoRDdg ))
  196. [8/18/2012 10:26:59 PM] RedHawk: You are of the un-selfish. Your skills in necromancy and your partner's defensive capabilities could be an asset in this quest. I don't trust Shade or Saint, and Rat looks strange to me, but that PonyGone...
  197. [8/18/2012 10:27:32 PM] RedHawk: He looks useful. Take some time to think about this. I don't want someone who can't make their own decisions.
  198. [8/18/2012 10:27:36 PM] RedHawk: [done]
  199. [8/18/2012 10:29:14 PM] Rat: Yes keep cleaning it you draconequus slut
  200. [8/18/2012 10:29:46 PM] Rat: Discord is lickingthe dragon dildo with long tentative licks with his long serpant like toung
  201. [8/18/2012 10:30:09 PM] Rat: Discord:So rat where to next?
  202. [8/18/2012 10:31:07 PM] Rat: Rat walks through the forest and see a giant ass kitty
  203. [8/18/2012 10:31:17 PM | Edited 10:31:21 PM] Rat: Uhh discord dafuq is that thing?
  204. [8/18/2012 10:32:20 PM] Rat: Discord:I think we can use this thing Rat, unfortunatly when you made blood gush from my anus it weakened my power so you are going to have to help me.
  205. [8/18/2012 10:32:54 PM] Rat: Rat whips out her hiant dong and unshieths her sword
  206. [8/18/2012 10:33:01 PM] Rat: MEOW MEOW MOTHER FUCKER
  207. [8/18/2012 10:33:14 PM] Rat: the manticore turns around and roars in her face
  208. [8/18/2012 10:34:19 PM] Rat: You run towards the Manticore and attempt to mount it from behind.
  209. [8/18/2012 10:35:00 PM | Removed 10:35:03 PM] Shade: This message has been removed.
  210. [8/18/2012 10:35:11 PM] Rat: [roll the die nigger]
  211. [8/18/2012 10:35:45 PM] Zach C.: TN - 40, raises 0 )
  212. [8/18/2012 10:35:58 PM] Rat: Ohh kitty, if you thought barbed penus was painful you haven't felt nothing yet AWWWWWWYEAHHHH
  213. [8/18/2012 10:36:29 PM] Rat: You ram your dick into the kitty pounting it harder and harder with every stroke.
  214. [8/18/2012 10:36:49 PM] Rat: The screams echo through the island's forest.
  215. [8/18/2012 10:36:57 PM] Zach C.: (Pause.)
  216. [8/18/2012 10:38:10 PM | Edited 10:38:22 PM] Zach C.: Zach C. Manticore goes to roll around in an attempt to dislodge, roll against manticore STR to keep grappled.
  217. [8/18/2012 10:39:24 PM] Zach C.: Raise of 2.)
  218. [8/18/2012 10:39:32 PM] Rat: AWWYEAH BABY MEOW FOR ME YOU LITTLE SLUT
  219. [8/18/2012 10:40:24 PM] Rat: The manticore is now covered in it's own juices and blood.
  220. [8/18/2012 10:40:28 PM] Rat: Then discord attemps to controll the kitty with his chaos magic
  221. [8/18/2012 10:40:47 PM] Rat: [should there be a roll for discords chaos magic?]
  222. [8/18/2012 10:41:24 PM] Rat: You ride kitty into the sunset with discord at your side.
  223. [8/18/2012 10:41:27 PM] Zach C.: Manticore magic resitance of 3, discord roll of 27)
  224. [8/18/2012 10:43:26 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren observes the area below
  225. [8/18/2012 10:43:46 PM] Saint Meloreren: The ruins seem to be at the end of that forest..
  226. [8/18/2012 10:44:15 PM] Saint Meloreren: And I think that shooting star thing landed somewhere around the base of the mountain...
  227. [8/18/2012 10:45:36 PM] Saint Meloreren: So I suppose I should begin my journey through the forest and see if that temple has anything worthwhile inside or nearby
  228. [8/18/2012 10:45:51 PM] Saint Meloreren: and if that fails, I can check out the crash site
  229. [8/18/2012 10:46:19 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren enters the forest
  230. [8/18/2012 10:47:06 PM] Commander Xillian: Okay, this is weird.
  231. [8/18/2012 10:47:32 PM] Saint Meloreren: not long into the journey, Meloreren notices copious amounts of blood and semen splattered about the forest floor in a clearing
  232. [8/18/2012 10:48:03 PM] Saint Meloreren: "Whatever happened here...I bet it was awesome"
  233. [8/18/2012 10:48:18 PM] Rat: [awwwyeah]
  234. [8/18/2012 10:48:37 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren feels an inkling of who may have caused this
  235. [8/18/2012 10:48:49 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren swoons
  236. [8/18/2012 10:49:43 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren notices the blood forms a trail leading off towards the west
  237. [8/18/2012 10:49:52 PM] Saint Meloreren: Hmmm
  238. [8/18/2012 10:50:17 PM] Saint Meloreren: If I follow this
  239. [8/18/2012 10:50:25 PM] Saint Meloreren: I'll probably die or something
  240. [8/18/2012 10:50:35 PM] Saint Meloreren: And It'll probably be awesome
  241. [8/18/2012 10:50:51 PM] Saint Meloreren: or I'll get lucky
  242. [8/18/2012 10:50:59 PM] Saint Meloreren: and whatever it is, it'll already be dead
  243. [8/18/2012 10:51:08 PM] Saint Meloreren: and then it won't object to me borrowing things
  244. [8/18/2012 10:51:18 PM] Saint Meloreren: So the obvious solution:  FOLLOW THE BLOOD
  245. [8/18/2012 10:51:59 PM | Edited 10:52:04 PM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren diverts his course and heads west. following the droplets of blood and semen trailing in the woods
  246. [8/18/2012 10:52:21 PM] Saint Meloreren: (end)
  247. [8/18/2012 10:52:22 PM | Edited 10:52:53 PM] Bizzles: Bizz's mouth drops at the mention of Lichdom.
  248. -I-I don't even know what to think-
  249. Bizz looks over at Red Hawk.
  250. I will also accept this challenge. If it means I can aspire to lichdom without going through the right of passage, I can't refuse. Red Hawk, I also believe that we should make take this path together. Shining what of you?
  251. SA: I'm with you Bizz. Just help me get home to my wife.
  252. Wonderful. Pogo I believe it was? Would you join are group into whatever the fuck is going on right now?
  253. What about you assho-
  254. SH: Bizz! Language!
  255. Uhhhh...Armor come on!
  256. Bizz looks back to the mysterous man.
  257. What do you want us to do? And give me a name god dammit!
  258. [8/18/2012 10:52:29 PM] Bizzles: (end)
  259. [8/18/2012 10:53:42 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone looks to the two parties
  260. [8/18/2012 10:54:04 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone returns to his cleaning.
  261. [8/18/2012 10:54:30 PM] Rat: [Aww yeah PoGo give me the chocolate.]
  262. [8/18/2012 10:55:40 PM] PonyGone: Zecora: We are of no sides... we are much like the tides... To the party that wins... We must give in...
  263. [8/18/2012 10:55:47 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone continues to clean
  264. [8/18/2012 10:56:11 PM] PonyGone: Zecora: PoGo, we must go.
  265. [8/18/2012 10:56:17 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone does not budge
  266. [8/18/2012 10:56:21 PM] PonyGone: (done)
  267. [8/18/2012 10:56:51 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone jumps inside cauldron
  268. [8/18/2012 10:56:54 PM] PonyGone: ((Done))
  269. [8/18/2012 10:57:23 PM] Shade: Shade eventually got lost in the forest and had managed to make a complete U turn around and managed to end up back at the beach/main area
  270. "Shit"
  271. A small attack of paranoia hit and the urge to make more matter for any future endeavors hit him he grabbed another handful of dirt or sand
  272. (Roll for deconstruction again)
  273. [8/18/2012 11:03:53 PM] Shade: The almost fully decontrutcted dirt burst into flames cacthing his right arm on fire
  274. Luckily he wasn't a complete fucktard like bizzles and stop dropped and rolled putting the fire out
  275. "Ill just rest for now I guess no more fires for now"
  276. [8/18/2012 11:09:38 PM] Rat: [if you mash up salmon with mac and cheese it's the best thing ever, ok I lied rape is the best thing ever.]
  277. [8/18/2012 11:10:53 PM] Zach C.: "My name, my name is Sabre. Among others that is. Names names names, they are so meaningless in the long run, eh? And, you, Shining Armor! How would you like to be able to stay with you wife for as long as she lives as an Alicorn, eh? I can give you that too, if you happen to win this game..." The humanoid then chuckled once more "And with that, I leave you all for a while." With a sudden ripping noise behind the man, he began full out laughing as the tearing noises grew more and more intese as two black wings appeared behind him, covered not in blood, but in some sort of inky substance. The creature began then to beat the large wings and took off in to the sky... towards the location of the falling star earlier.
  278. [8/18/2012 11:11:37 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks around him
  279. [8/18/2012 11:12:55 PM] RedHawk: I think we should set up camp in the woods somewhere, that way we can leave early in the morning, stomachs full and bodies rested, and kill that son of a bitch.
  280. [8/18/2012 11:13:14 PM] RedHawk: I see that Bizzles and Shining are ready
  281. [8/18/2012 11:13:20 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks over to PoGo
  282. [8/18/2012 11:13:33 PM] RedHawk: ...Although he may be insane, he could be of use later.
  283. [8/18/2012 11:14:16 PM] RedHawk: Shining, levitate his cauldron, Bizzles, Mac, Zecora, follow me.
  284. [8/18/2012 11:14:24 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk heads into the forest with his new found companions
  285. [8/18/2012 11:14:28 PM] RedHawk: [done]
  286. [8/18/2012 11:15:28 PM] Rat: Rat is sitting at a long table Discord conjured up in the middle of the forest, he is dressed as a madhatter and we are sipping chocolate milk enjoying eachothers company.
  287. [8/18/2012 11:15:54 PM] Rat: even kitty is sitting at the table sipping chocolate milk politely, just be some chaos magic effect.
  288. [8/18/2012 11:16:47 PM] Rat: Rat looks up to see Melon has come to join us, she now displays a shit eating grin and rape crosses her mind.
  289. [8/18/2012 11:17:45 PM] Rat: [Melon wake up you nigger.]
  290. [8/18/2012 11:18:09 PM] PonyGone: [ MFW http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1345348738640.gif ]
  291. [8/18/2012 11:19:19 PM] Bizzles: SA: Bi-bizz, do you think he could be serious?
  292. I'm not sure man, but what other choice do we have? *Do you think we should go with the Redhawk guy?
  293. SH: *Yes, why?
  294. *You know I don't like following orders.
  295. SA: *Yeah, I know..
  296. Alright, Get the cauldron Shiny, lets go.
  297. Shining Armor rolls his eyes and picks up the cauldron with magic.
  298. Bizz and Shining begin to follow Redhawk into the jungle.
  299. [8/18/2012 11:20:14 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone peaks out of the cauldron.
  300. [8/18/2012 11:20:17 PM] PonyGone: Hm...
  301. [8/18/2012 11:20:29 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone sinks back into the cauldron
  302. [8/18/2012 11:21:23 PM] Bizzles: (http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1345356402996.jpg)
  303. [8/18/2012 11:21:29 PM] PonyGone: Zecora: PoGo is a bit shy... but he is not a weak fry.
  304. [8/18/2012 11:22:05 PM] PonyGone: Zecora looks to the cauldron.
  305. [8/18/2012 11:22:19 PM] RedHawk: (http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m859nkBjS21rclya3o1_500.png)
  306. [8/18/2012 11:22:37 PM] PonyGone: Zecora jumps in the cauldron.
  307. [8/18/2012 11:22:51 PM | Edited 11:22:55 PM] PonyGone: A lid is then put on.
  308. [8/18/2012 11:23:05 PM] PonyGone: (done)
  309. [8/18/2012 11:23:58 PM] RedHawk: Alright, I think I should let you in on a little secret
  310. [8/18/2012 11:24:14 PM] RedHawk: I was born with the ability to control Nature around me
  311. [8/18/2012 11:24:33 PM] RedHawk: Trees and Branches bend to my will
  312. [8/18/2012 11:24:43 PM] RedHawk: Timberwolves will answer my call
  313. [8/18/2012 11:25:06 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk notices a nice little cave
  314. [8/18/2012 11:25:19 PM] RedHawk: Stay back, and I'll call you if I need you
  315. [8/18/2012 11:25:27 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk sneaks silently to the cave
  316. [8/18/2012 11:25:33 PM] RedHawk: Is-is that breathing?
  317. [8/18/2012 11:25:47 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks closer into the cave and sees a sleeping bear.
  318. [8/18/2012 11:25:54 PM] RedHawk: It looks feral, and doesn't have any cubs
  319. [8/18/2012 11:26:15 PM] RedHawk: Psst. Bizzles
  320. [8/18/2012 11:26:19 PM] RedHawk: Come up here
  321. [8/18/2012 11:26:23 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles sneaks into the cave
  322. [8/18/2012 11:26:29 PM] Bizzles: Yeah what-whoa
  323. [8/18/2012 11:26:42 PM] RedHawk: What do you think we should do? Kill it and get the meat for us three, or find a different spot?
  324. [8/18/2012 11:26:58 PM] Bizzles: Hmmm
  325. [8/18/2012 11:27:00 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone breaks open the lid.
  326. [8/18/2012 11:27:04 PM] PonyGone: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE
  327. [8/18/2012 11:27:10 PM] PonyGone: HA! HA! HAA!!
  328. [8/18/2012 11:27:17 PM] Bizzles: OH SON OF A BITCH
  329. [8/18/2012 11:27:19 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks back at the bear
  330. [8/18/2012 11:27:27 PM] RedHawk: Still sleeping
  331. [8/18/2012 11:27:29 PM | Removed 11:27:45 PM] Bizzles: This message has been removed.
  332. [8/18/2012 11:27:33 PM] RedHawk: although I don't think we should stay here
  333. [8/18/2012 11:27:48 PM] PonyGone: Feeling the LOVE
  334. [8/18/2012 11:27:53 PM] PonyGone: HAHAHA!
  335. [8/18/2012 11:27:54 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk slowly walks out of the cave, trips over a rock
  336. [8/18/2012 11:27:57 PM] RedHawk: Fuck
  337. [8/18/2012 11:28:03 PM] RedHawk: The bear woke up
  338. [8/18/2012 11:28:05 PM] Bizzles: um the bears up
  339. [8/18/2012 11:28:11 PM] RedHawk: Alright
  340. [8/18/2012 11:28:17 PM] RedHawk: Two choices
  341. [8/18/2012 11:28:20 PM] Bizzles: Run or attack?
  342. [8/18/2012 11:28:23 PM] RedHawk: We Run
  343. [8/18/2012 11:28:27 PM] RedHawk: or we attack
  344. [8/18/2012 11:28:30 PM] PonyGone: Beer? OF COURSE!
  345. [8/18/2012 11:28:33 PM] Zach C.: Zach C. The bear begins to slowly stir in the cave, growling slowly as it gets up.
  346. [8/18/2012 11:28:36 PM] RedHawk: Shit
  347. [8/18/2012 11:28:36 PM] Bizzles: Kill it.
  348. [8/18/2012 11:28:38 PM] RedHawk: Wait!
  349. [8/18/2012 11:28:39 PM] Bizzles: KILL IT
  350. [8/18/2012 11:28:48 PM] RedHawk: I could try and cause a cave in
  351. [8/18/2012 11:28:54 PM] RedHawk: or we could run and block it's path with something
  352. [8/18/2012 11:29:01 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles uses a spell of of life steal!
  353. [8/18/2012 11:29:05 PM] RedHawk: Welp
  354. [8/18/2012 11:29:08 PM] RedHawk: That works as well
  355. [8/18/2012 11:29:22 PM] PonyGone: AAAAH! THATS A BEAR! NOT A BEER!
  356. Zecora:Pogo... why must you be so?
  357. [8/18/2012 11:29:25 PM] Zach C.: (Rolling for life steal)
  358. [8/18/2012 11:29:54 PM] Zach C.: One sec)
  359. [8/18/2012 11:29:55 PM] Bizzles: SA HELP!
  360. [8/18/2012 11:30:01 PM] RedHawk: God dammit Bizz
  361. [8/18/2012 11:30:10 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk prepares an arrow
  362. [8/18/2012 11:30:19 PM] RedHawk: This better damn hit his head or it's gonna piss it off more!
  363. [8/18/2012 11:30:21 PM] Bizzles: SA Magics the fuck out of the bear
  364. [8/18/2012 11:30:23 PM] Zach C.: Check of three, bear is now angered and a field of negative energy surronds it
  365. [8/18/2012 11:31:00 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone and Zecora jumps back into the cauldron.
  366. [8/18/2012 11:31:02 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk shoots...!
  367. [8/18/2012 11:32:10 PM] RedHawk: Dammit!
  368. [8/18/2012 11:32:16 PM] RedHawk: One arrow lost...
  369. [8/18/2012 11:33:06 PM] PonyGone: (Frail, slow, generally weak and cant attack)
  370. [8/18/2012 11:33:16 PM | Edited 11:33:22 PM] PonyGone: (A support character)
  371. [8/18/2012 11:33:28 PM] Commander Xillian: (Anyone need healing?)
  372. [8/18/2012 11:33:35 PM] Bizzles: CHRON
  373. [8/18/2012 11:33:39 PM] PonyGone: (No potions or anything)
  374. [8/18/2012 11:33:39 PM] Bizzles: SAVE US FROM THE BEAR
  375. [8/18/2012 11:33:45 PM] Commander Xillian: (Okay.)
  376. [8/18/2012 11:33:49 PM] RedHawk: LET ME BLOCK THE PATH GOD DAMMIT
  377. [8/18/2012 11:34:14 PM] Commander Xillian: I take up my axe, and with Braeburn at my side, charge in, screaming in righteous zeal
  378. [8/18/2012 11:34:25 PM] Zach C.: Time to roll.)
  379. [8/18/2012 11:34:34 PM] Commander Xillian: Also, Mircaling for divine armor of some sort.
  380. [8/18/2012 11:34:42 PM] Commander Xillian: First armor. Then charge.
  381. [8/18/2012 11:34:43 PM] RedHawk: and Big Mac Buck
  382. [8/18/2012 11:34:51 PM] Zach C.: first of all I will resolve armor miracle)
  383. [8/18/2012 11:35:16 PM] RedHawk: BIG MAC DO SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT
  384. [8/18/2012 11:35:22 PM] Zach C.: roll, 38. You get the divine equivalent of leather armor.)
  385. [8/18/2012 11:35:37 PM] Commander Xillian: Good enough. Better than cloth.
  386. [8/18/2012 11:35:46 PM] Zach C.: Next resolving attack rolls)
  387. [8/18/2012 11:37:02 PM] Zach C.: Xillian attack 24, braeburn roll 11, big mac roll 3)
  388. [8/18/2012 11:37:08 PM] Zach C.: What the fuck is this bear?)
  389. [8/18/2012 11:37:22 PM] Commander Xillian: HA. WEAK ZEALOT ROLL BETTER THAN PONNY
  390. [8/18/2012 11:37:35 PM] Zach C.: rolling bear defences)
  391. [8/18/2012 11:37:57 PM] Zach C.: 68, 23, 24)
  392. [8/18/2012 11:38:04 PM] Bizzles: HOLY SHIT
  393. [8/18/2012 11:38:07 PM] Commander Xillian: What the shit is this bear made of?!
  394. [8/18/2012 11:38:23 PM] Zach C.: Xillian, can you get in the call?)
  395. [8/18/2012 11:38:32 PM] Zach C.: Bear attack roll.)
  396. [8/18/2012 11:38:42 PM] RedHawk: That's it
  397. [8/18/2012 11:38:45 PM | Removed 11:39:18 PM] RedHawk: This message has been removed.
  398. [8/18/2012 11:39:24 PM] RedHawk: EVERYBODY WHO CAN'T FIGHT, RUN
  399. [8/18/2012 11:39:50 PM] Zach C.: Bear attack roll 71, defence roll 34)
  400. [8/18/2012 11:40:32 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles and Shining aromor attack the bear
  401. [8/18/2012 11:40:44 PM] Zach C.: 25 damage minus armior)
  402. [8/18/2012 11:40:49 PM | Edited 11:43:09 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk calls his Timberwolf allies
  403. [8/18/2012 11:41:13 PM] Saint Meloreren: [[this spam sammich is amazing]]
  404. [8/18/2012 11:41:30 PM] RedHawk: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWLLLL
  405. [8/18/2012 11:42:37 PM] Zach C.: Roll call of 12)
  406. [8/18/2012 11:42:47 PM] Rat: [Does the bear get a turn to attack]
  407. [8/18/2012 11:42:50 PM] Bizzles: Shining armor puts a shield around everyone
  408. [8/18/2012 11:43:14 PM] Zach C.: The bear appeared to have scared off all timberwolves in the area.
  409. [8/18/2012 11:44:04 PM | Removed 11:44:24 PM] PonyGone: This message has been removed.
  410. [8/18/2012 11:44:40 PM] Zach C.: Shining armor 43 total. 20 damage shield.
  411. [8/18/2012 11:45:11 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk uses his Alteration to pull down a tree branch
  412. [8/18/2012 11:45:12 PM] Bizzles: Shining Armor throws the couldron into the bear
  413. [8/18/2012 11:45:19 PM] Zach C.: Bizzle attack roll 16, bear defence roll 40)
  414. [8/18/2012 11:45:25 PM] Zach C.: No damage.
  415. [8/18/2012 11:45:27 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk runs across the trees
  416. [8/18/2012 11:45:37 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk jumps and lands behind the bear
  417. [8/18/2012 11:45:43 PM] RedHawk: [roll for stealth]
  418. [8/18/2012 11:45:49 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
  419. [8/18/2012 11:46:15 PM] Zach C.: Bear roll 67.
  420. [8/18/2012 11:46:24 PM] Zach C.: Stealth roll 55.
  421. [8/18/2012 11:46:26 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
  422. [8/18/2012 11:46:33 PM] RedHawk: GOD DAMMIT
  423. [8/18/2012 11:46:39 PM] Commander Xillian: This bear is a fucking Navy Seal.
  424. [8/18/2012 11:46:39 PM] Zach C.: One sec, hold off the attacks)
  425. [8/18/2012 11:46:41 PM] RedHawk: Can we get a fucking break?
  426. [8/18/2012 11:46:47 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
  427. [8/18/2012 11:46:53 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
  428. [8/18/2012 11:47:03 PM] Commander Xillian: WHAT THE FUCK YOU PEOPLE.
  429. [8/18/2012 11:47:15 PM] Zach C.: Cauldron roll 15. bear roll 49)
  430. [8/18/2012 11:47:16 PM] PonyGone: ( ._. )
  431. [8/18/2012 11:47:17 PM] RedHawk: [At least I drew off the bear]
  432. [8/18/2012 11:47:44 PM] PonyGone: (If we kill this, may I have the organs?)
  433. [8/18/2012 11:47:53 PM] PonyGone: (pls)
  434. [8/18/2012 11:47:56 PM] Zach C.: Bear gets oppertunity attack on redhawk.
  435. [8/18/2012 11:48:00 PM] Zach C.: rollin.
  436. [8/18/2012 11:48:03 PM] RedHawk: [pogo, you fucking alerted the bear]
  437. [8/18/2012 11:48:04 PM] Commander Xillian: (No pony, but you can have my foot, up your ass.)
  438. [8/18/2012 11:48:12 PM] RedHawk: MOTHERFUCKER
  439. [8/18/2012 11:48:14 PM] Zach C.: Due to failed movement around a target in combat.)
  440. [8/18/2012 11:48:34 PM] RedHawk: It was damn good knowing you, chaps
  441. [8/18/2012 11:48:38 PM] Zach C.: Defence roll 22. Bear roll 77.
  442. [8/18/2012 11:48:46 PM] Commander Xillian: son of a bitch.
  443. [8/18/2012 11:48:49 PM] RedHawk: Now I will live in the Eternal Hunting Grounds...
  444. [8/18/2012 11:48:54 PM] *** Missed conference call. ***
  445. [8/18/2012 11:48:55 PM] Zach C.: Degree roll of 5.
  446. [8/18/2012 11:48:58 PM] Commander Xillian: WHAT IS THIS DEMON?!
  447. [8/18/2012 11:49:16 PM] Commander Xillian: THIS IS NO BEAR. THIS IS A DEMON FROM HELL!!
  448. [8/18/2012 11:49:24 PM] Zach C.: (Why not run?)
  449. [8/18/2012 11:49:27 PM] PonyGone: (Ursa major?)
  450. [8/18/2012 11:49:30 PM] *** Conference call ***
  451. [8/18/2012 11:49:31 PM] Tvox (Trevor): I seriously think you guys should have gone with a d20 system
  452. [8/18/2012 11:49:31 PM] RedHawk: I FUCKING SUGGESTED THAT
  453. [8/18/2012 11:49:34 PM] PonyGone: (Ursa minor?)
  454. [8/18/2012 11:49:43 PM | Removed 11:50:04 PM] Bizzles: This message has been removed.
  455. [8/18/2012 11:49:52 PM] Zach C.: Resolving damage.)
  456. [8/18/2012 11:49:59 PM] RedHawk: So
  457. [8/18/2012 11:50:03 PM] RedHawk: (Did I died)
  458. [8/18/2012 11:50:16 PM] Zach C.: Armor.
  459. [8/18/2012 11:50:28 PM] PonyGone: (Can you imagine Shades face when he reads this?)
  460. [8/18/2012 11:50:29 PM] RedHawk: Armor?
  461. [8/18/2012 11:50:36 PM] Rat: [No but he is op as fuck.]
  462. [8/18/2012 11:50:37 PM] Zach C.: 50% health, shield broken.)
  463. [8/18/2012 11:50:44 PM] RedHawk: Fuck me
  464. [8/18/2012 11:51:02 PM] RedHawk: PonyGone you better have a damn good healing potion!
  465. [8/18/2012 11:51:13 PM] RedHawk: Chron, I hope you can work some damn miracles!
  466. [8/18/2012 11:51:14 PM] PonyGone: (I have nothing...)
  467. [8/18/2012 11:51:19 PM] Commander Xillian: Okay. That's it. I'm going to try and Smite Demon on this bear,
  468. [8/18/2012 11:51:31 PM] Commander Xillian: THIS IS NO MORTAL BEAR
  469. [8/18/2012 11:51:38 PM] PonyGone: (Ursa Minor)
  470. [8/18/2012 11:51:45 PM] Zach C.: Alright, rollin.
  471. [8/18/2012 11:51:54 PM] Commander Xillian: Then I'm going to miracle to heal RedHawk. Ending turn on that.
  472. [8/18/2012 11:52:11 PM] Commander Xillian: Unless I can make another turn.
  473. [8/18/2012 11:52:14 PM] Zach C.: Attack rolled 12, 85 for heal.
  474. [8/18/2012 11:52:19 PM] Zach C.: rolling bear defence.
  475. [8/18/2012 11:52:29 PM] Commander Xillian: I DEMAND YOU LIVE, REDHAWK
  476. [8/18/2012 11:52:35 PM] RedHawk: nice, 85 roll
  477. [8/18/2012 11:52:57 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles rolls to heal Redhawk
  478. [8/18/2012 11:53:05 PM] Zach C.: health up to 80%
  479. [8/18/2012 11:53:08 PM] RedHawk: FUCK YEAH!
  480. [8/18/2012 11:53:19 PM] RedHawk: I could be better, but this'll do
  481. [8/18/2012 11:53:19 PM] Zach C.: Redhawk back up to 80%
  482. [8/18/2012 11:53:27 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk preps another arrow
  483. [8/18/2012 11:53:33 PM] RedHawk: Let's fucking end this bitch
  484. [8/18/2012 11:53:38 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk shoots
  485. [8/18/2012 11:53:39 PM] Zach C.: Bear rolls to attack.
  486. [8/18/2012 11:53:42 PM] RedHawk: oh
  487. [8/18/2012 11:53:50 PM] Zach C.: rolling for init.
  488. [8/18/2012 11:53:57 PM] Zach C.: (initiative)
  489. [8/18/2012 11:54:01 PM] Bizzles: Shining armor rolls to shield
  490. [8/18/2012 11:54:13 PM] Zach C.: Pause one sec while I resolve.
  491. [8/18/2012 11:54:17 PM] RedHawk: Honestly, this is like actual fast pace content
  492. [8/18/2012 11:54:38 PM] Zach C.: WHAT IS THIS THING MADE OF)
  493. [8/18/2012 11:54:50 PM] RedHawk: YOu fucking kidding me?
  494. [8/18/2012 11:55:04 PM] Zach C.: Roll of ten vs bear 53.)
  495. [8/18/2012 11:55:09 PM] PonyGone: (Can I construct health potion? Or Mystery Potion?)
  496. [8/18/2012 11:55:26 PM] Zach C.: Shining armor shield. resolving before bear attack.)
  497. [8/18/2012 11:55:34 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk looks down, sees he has 10 arrows left
  498. [8/18/2012 11:55:36 PM] Bizzles: LIeS
  499. [8/18/2012 11:55:39 PM] RedHawk: Good enough
  500. [8/18/2012 11:55:45 PM] RedHawk: ALRIGHT EVERYONE
  501. [8/18/2012 11:55:51 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles ROLLS TO INSTA KILL BEAR
  502. [8/18/2012 11:56:07 PM] RedHawk: WE NEED TO RUN AND RUN FAST WHILE I USE CUT OFF ITS PATH!
  503. [8/18/2012 11:56:20 PM] Zach C.: SHINING ARMOR ROLLED 8 ON SHIELD BEAR ON 90 ATTACK)
  504. [8/18/2012 11:56:37 PM] Zach C.: ROLLING DEFENCE.)
  505. [8/18/2012 11:56:54 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles throws sand at the bears face in hopes of blinding it
  506. [8/18/2012 11:57:09 PM] RedHawk: Okay guys
  507. [8/18/2012 11:57:09 PM] Zach C.: Redhawk rolled 3 defence.)
  508. [8/18/2012 11:57:17 PM] RedHawk: How about we run?
  509. [8/18/2012 11:57:28 PM] Commander Xillian: I think you died, Hawk.
  510. [8/18/2012 11:57:35 PM] Zach C.: Let me resolve damage.
  511. [8/18/2012 11:57:37 PM | Removed 11:57:48 PM] Bizzles: This message has been removed.
  512. [8/18/2012 11:57:42 PM] Commander Xillian: I SHALL DIE AT YOUR SIDE
  513. [8/18/2012 11:57:46 PM] Zach C.: 15% health.)
  514. [8/18/2012 11:57:50 PM] Zach C.: Everyone fucking run.)
  515. [8/18/2012 11:57:52 PM] Commander Xillian: VALOR AND GLORY, BROTHERS!
  516. [8/18/2012 11:57:52 PM] RedHawk: RedHawk spits out blood
  517. [8/18/2012 11:57:57 PM] RedHawk: GO!
  518. [8/18/2012 11:58:01 PM] RedHawk: I WILL ENTRAP IT!
  519. [8/18/2012 11:58:28 PM] PonyGone: Zecora rolls cauldron away, with PoGo in it.
  520. [8/18/2012 11:58:41 PM] RedHawk: Chron
  521. [8/18/2012 11:58:42 PM] Bizzles: Bizzles tries to power up his powers
  522. [8/18/2012 11:58:44 PM] RedHawk: You need to leave!
  523. [8/18/2012 11:58:45 PM] Zach C.: Alteration magic attempt to entrap it then?)
  524. [8/18/2012 11:59:00 PM] RedHawk: yes. in branches, logs, trees, rocks, anything around
  525. [8/18/2012 11:59:16 PM] Zach C.: You rolled 54, bear rolled 27)
  526. [8/18/2012 11:59:23 PM] Commander Xillian: Oh!!
  527. [8/18/2012 11:59:25 PM] Zach C.: This is your one chance, run now!)
  528. [8/18/2012 11:59:30 PM] Bizzles: KILL IT
  529. [8/18/2012 11:59:33 PM] Zach C.: Entrapped bear.)
  530. [8/18/2012 11:59:33 PM] RedHawk: Running
  531. [8/18/2012 11:59:38 PM] RedHawk: Wait!
  532. [8/18/2012 11:59:42 PM] Commander Xillian: KILL. KIIILL
  533. [8/18/2012 11:59:43 PM | Edited 11:59:47 PM] RedHawk: (pause)
  534. [8/18/2012 11:59:50 PM] Commander Xillian: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
  535. [8/18/2012 11:59:50 PM] PonyGone: PonyGone gets rolled away with Zecora
  536. [8/18/2012 11:59:51 PM] Bizzles: Run back Red hawk
  537. [8/18/2012 11:59:52 PM] RedHawk: (quick quesiton)
  538. [8/18/2012 11:59:54 PM] Bizzles: We got this
  539. [12:00:02 AM | Edited 12:00:06 AM] RedHawk: (PAUSE PAUSE PAUSE)
  540. [12:00:08 AM] Zach C.: Yeah.)
  541. [12:00:21 AM] RedHawk: (Okay. So it is entrapped. Will it stay entrapped?)
  542. [12:00:28 AM] Bizzles: (Join the call redhawk)
  543. [12:00:55 AM] Commander Xillian: Commander Xillian using heal on Redhawk
  544. [12:01:28 AM] RedHawk: (unpause)
  545. [12:01:37 AM] Zach C.: Rolling for heal)
  546. [12:01:37 AM] PonyGone: (It is an Ursa minor)
  547. [12:01:43 AM] PonyGone: (I bet you)
  548. [12:01:49 AM] Zach C.: Heal roll 39)
  549. [12:01:57 AM] RedHawk: RedHawk runs a bit far back, where he can have the upper advantage for archery
  550. [12:02:14 AM] Zach C.: Redhawk up to 54%.)
  551. [12:02:18 AM] RedHawk: RedHawk draws an arrow
  552. [12:02:19 AM] PonyGone: PonyGone looks for ingredients with Zecora
  553. [12:02:20 AM] Commander Xillian: Fuck it. I am unleashing all of my holy rage and I'm driving my axe into this bear.
  554. [12:02:30 AM] RedHawk: RedHawk shoots
  555. [12:02:34 AM] Commander Xillian: THIS. BEAR. DIES.
  556. [12:02:37 AM] Zach C.: Bizzles, you roll 26 on empowerment)
  557. [12:02:54 AM] PonyGone: PonyGone rolls to find items
  558. [12:02:59 AM] Zach C.: Rolling for smite)
  559. [12:03:04 AM] Zach C.: And find item)
  560. [12:03:19 AM] Zach C.: Rolled 26.
  561. [12:04:02 AM] Bizzles: Shining armor rolls to buff Chron
  562. [12:04:09 AM] PonyGone: (Damn this bear to HELL)
  563. [12:04:36 AM] Zach C.: (FUCKING RUN)
  564. [12:04:42 AM] PonyGone: PonyGone and Zecora search for herbs
  565. [12:05:03 AM] Zach C.: Rolling for herb search and buff)
  566. [12:05:05 AM] PonyGone: (Can I roll for that?)
  567. [12:05:08 AM] Bizzles: Bizzles attempts to summon a undead spirit to help them
  568. [12:05:16 AM] PonyGone: (I have luck)
  569. [12:05:34 AM] Zach C.: WHY)
  570. [12:05:47 AM] Zach C.: Herb roll 8, buff roll 2.
  571. [12:06:40 AM] PonyGone: (Do I get the herbs?)
  572. [12:06:43 AM] Zach C.: Rolling for arrow)
  573. [12:07:19 AM] Zach C.: Some minor herbs)
  574. [12:08:03 AM] PonyGone: PonyGone mixes everything for a MYSTERY POTION
  575. [12:08:32 AM] Zach C.: Rolling for spirit)
  576. [12:08:50 AM] Zach C.: 33.
  577. [12:09:26 AM] Zach C.: Minor spirit summoned.
  578. [12:11:37 AM] PonyGone: ( :3 )
  579. [12:12:02 AM] Commander Xillian: 44
  580. [12:12:04 AM] Rat: [@u@]
  581. [12:13:39 AM] PonyGone: (>Drink Mystery Potion)
  582. (>Poisoned)
  583. ( :| )
  584. [12:13:47 AM] RedHawk: WELP
  585. [12:13:51 AM] RedHawk: FUCKING WELP
  586. [12:15:35 AM | Removed 12:16:47 AM] PonyGone: This message has been removed.
  587. [12:15:39 AM | Removed 12:16:45 AM] PonyGone: This message has been removed.
  588. [12:16:26 AM] Zach C.: PAUSE.
  589. [12:17:10 AM | Removed 12:17:16 AM] RedHawk: This message has been removed.
  590. [12:17:20 AM] RedHawk: Spirits...
  591. [12:17:24 AM] RedHawk: It's...
  592. [12:17:25 AM] PonyGone: Is the bear dead, or away?
  593. [12:17:32 AM] Zach C.: Away.
  594. [12:17:40 AM] RedHawk: Guys, don't worry
  595. [12:17:47 AM] PonyGone: (inb4 that was an Ursa Minor)
  596. [12:17:53 AM] RedHawk: I can block it off with rocks
  597. [12:17:54 AM] PonyGone: (URSA MAJOR AHEAD)
  598. [12:17:57 AM] Bizzles: Bizzles loots the cave
  599. [12:17:58 AM] RedHawk: Then move them by morning
  600. [12:18:05 AM] Zach C.: LETS LOOT)
  601. [12:18:27 AM] PonyGone: :D
  602. [12:18:41 AM] Zach C.: Time to distribute the stuffs.
  603. [12:18:57 AM] PonyGone: I have a mystery potion... and thats what counts!
  604. [12:19:28 AM] PonyGone: (I didnt want to come)
  605. [12:19:49 AM] Commander Xillian: (Redhawk, baby, buddy... You're alive cause I healed you.)
  606. [12:20:13 AM] PonyGone: PonyGone and Zecora attempts to run
  607. [12:20:16 AM] RedHawk: (You're all alive because I entrapped the damn bear!)
  608. [12:20:23 AM] RedHawk: RedHawk doesn't attempt to catch them
  609. [12:20:26 AM] RedHawk: Let them leave
  610. [12:20:58 AM] RedHawk: They've caused nothing but trouble
  611. [12:21:05 AM] PonyGone: ( :3 )
  612. [12:22:14 AM] RedHawk: Alright
  613. [12:22:16 AM] RedHawk: Good night
  614. [12:22:16 AM] Rat: [melontakeyourturn]
  615. [12:22:19 AM] RedHawk: The battle is over
  616. [12:22:27 AM] PonyGone: (Nighty Night)
  617. [12:22:30 AM] Rat: [we skipped melon D(inlove)
  618. [12:22:32 AM] PonyGone: :D
  619. [12:22:35 AM] Rat: D:
  620. [12:22:37 AM] Saint Meloreren: (heart)
  621. [12:22:57 AM] Rat: [Saturday, August 18, 2012 11:41 PM] Rat:
  622.  
  623. <<< Rat is sitting at a long table Discord conjured up in the middle of the forest, he is dressed as a madhatter and we are sipping chocolate milk enjoying eachothers company.
  624. even kitty is sitting at the table sipping chocolate milk politely, just be some chaos magic effect.
  625. Rat looks up to see Melon has come to join us, she now displays a shit eating grin and rape crosses her mind.
  626. [12:23:05 AM] PonyGone: ^
  627. [12:24:38 AM] PonyGone: ( I would... But I ran away )
  628. [12:27:24 AM | Edited 12:27:35 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren loses the blood and semen trail as the droplets become smaller and more sporadic, and shortly after happens upon a clearing
  629. There is a table set up in the clearing, with a scene remniscient of some old disney movie he can't remember too well
  630. [12:27:35 AM] Rat: Rat refills her strap-on with chocolate milk.
  631. [12:27:57 AM] PonyGone: (okay.jpg)
  632. [12:28:07 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren attempts to observe while staying hidden by foliage
  633. [12:28:42 AM] *** Call ended, duration 39:04 ***
  634. [12:28:45 AM] Saint Meloreren: dipstank
  635. [12:28:49 AM] *** Conference call ***
  636. [12:29:03 AM] Zach C.: Stealth roll 94, spot roll 20.
  637. [12:29:41 AM] Zach C.: http://pastebin.com/49LkZ2uq
  638. [12:29:56 AM] Rat: Rat sips chocolate milk while discord is  polishing her dragon dildo with his large gaping asshole.
  639. [12:31:18 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren takes note of the scene before him: A cute brown woman is having a tea party with two enormous beasts; a Manticore and some unholy amalgation of dragon and horse
  640. They appear to be maintaining an intricate set of sex toys
  641. [12:31:43 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren is hungry
  642. [12:31:57 AM] Bizzles: http://pastebin.com/wkrKTLqm
  643. [12:32:56 AM] Commander Xillian: ...
  644. [12:33:08 AM] Rat: Rat 's hyperarousal ability derturmins if she can hear his rumaging.
  645. [12:33:10 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren observes cake on the end of the table, on the edges of the beasts's vision althought directly across from the girl
  646. [12:33:27 AM | Edited 12:34:05 AM] Rat: [rock and rape]
  647. [12:33:36 AM] Saint Meloreren: [sneak attempt roll]
  648. [12:33:58 AM] Commander Xillian: ...
  649. [12:33:58 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren waits for her to be distracted
  650. [12:35:37 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren carefully slips the plate off the table and pulls it under
  651. [12:36:11 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren realises he has put himself in an unfavourable position: under the damn table
  652. [12:36:18 AM] PonyGone: (uigepjknka;dsfko)
  653. [12:36:24 AM] PonyGone: (DaringDo is my waifu)
  654. [12:36:33 AM] Rat: Kitty looks for the cake but can't find it, kitty makes an ear piercing roar in frustration.
  655. [12:37:16 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren remains completely still and quiet under the table, cake stuffed in his mouth
  656. [12:37:39 AM] Rat: [I'll shove my cake in your urethra.]
  657. [12:37:44 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren looks for escape options
  658. [12:37:59 AM] Saint Meloreren: [I'll shove my urethra in your vagina]
  659. [12:39:04 AM] Rat: So Discord who will we rape next?
  660. [12:39:23 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren takes note of the name "Discord"
  661. [12:39:35 AM] Rat: Discord: Everyone, but in due time my little Ratty.
  662. [12:40:40 AM] Rat: Discord:For now we need to corrupt more animals and find the other humans on this island, we need approach them cautiously and that means no running out in the open swinging your magic dildo around.
  663. [12:40:47 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren sees opening by staying low to ground and moving to tree cover while others are distracted with conversation
  664. [12:40:52 AM] Rat: Hmmm.... I see
  665. [12:40:54 AM] Saint Meloreren: [sneak roll]
  666. [12:41:27 AM] Zach C.: 70 sneak 55 detect.
  667. [12:42:02 AM] Saint Meloreren: Saint Meloreren observes from cover, thinks brown girl is really damn cute
  668. [12:42:05 AM] PonyGone: (I am gonna go find Shade)
  669. [12:42:09 AM] PonyGone: (First thing)
  670. [12:42:17 AM] PonyGone: (Nooooo!)
  671. [12:42:25 AM] PonyGone: (MY HERBS!)
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