- “Pat inon Earth”
- Screenplay by
- Rat, adaptation from
- Dom's story
- 1.
- FADE IN:
- INT. STAIRWAY OUTSIDE- DAY
- Pat is sitting with friends on the steps, outside of a building. Pat’s friends whistle at a femanon, making her huff in disgust as she passes by. Pat himself seems uninterested, looking down at his fake rolex. Octavia is then seen passing around the corner. Pat turns his head and notices her.
- PAT
- (Gasps, then turns to his friends and waves a hand to catch their attention)
- “AY! all you bruthas shut up. You black ass mothafuckas get off my step.”
- NIGLET ANON
- (Stands, infuriated)
- “Nigga you crazy as shit talkin’ to me like that.”
- Much to his irritation, his friends don’t budge. Octavia is seen coming in closer. She starts to display signs of pensiveness as she scuffles down the sidewalk a bit faster, perspiring heavily.
- PAT
- (Turns around, flexes his muscles, whilst emitting sparkles)
- “Bitch, I'm Pat!”
- PAT’S GROUP OF FRIENDS
- “Dayuuuuuuuum!”
- Octavia jumps and cowers a bit.
- 2.
- PAT
- (Flashes an intangible gang sign)
- “Word up, girl scout!”
- Little Niglet Anon gestures to the rest of Pat’s friends, signalling it’s time for them to leave Pat to do his own thing.
- PAT
- (Sits down and taps his chin)
- “Dayum wat am I supposed to ax?”
- Octavia still stares at him, terrified and hyperventilating.
- PAT
- (Begins to look agitated)
- “Wat? You aint neva seen a black man befo?”
- OCTAVIA
- (Cowers further and squeaks)
- “S-sorry...”
- Octavia Then keeps walking. Pat frowns at this.
- PAT
- (Gestures her over)
- “Ay, Grey Pone. Come back here.”
- Octavia stops and looks back towards Pat.
- OCTAVIA
- (Gulps)
- “W-what?”
- 3.
- PAT
- (Still gesturing her over)
- “C'mon back ova her, gurl.”
- Octavia then shakily walks towards pat, but stays a good reach away.
- PAT
- (Adjusts his suit)
- “Ay, lil horse, I'm sorry if I scared ya, ya heard?”
- OCTAVIA
- (Smiles Sheepishly)
- “It's n-not a problem...”
- PAT
- (Adjusts his suit)
- “Aight, thats coo. So what’s yo name?”
- OCTAVIA
- (Looks down at her hooves)
- “Octavia.”
- PAT
- (Smile widens)
- “Octavia huh? Dats a pree coo name ya got there.”
- OCTAVIA
- (Her smile widens as well, still looking at her hooves)
- “T-thank you. What's your name”
- PAT
- (Drops the smile)
- “You aint neva heard of Pat? Sheeiiit, how come u neva heard of me?”
- 4.
- OCTAVIA
- (Looks up at him)
- “I don't live in this part of town. I just come to visit my friend Vinyl.”
- PAT
- (Smiles again)
- “No shit? Man, she sell hella dope!”
- OCTAVIA
- (Glares at Pat)
- “Excuse me?”
- PAT
- “What? She sells sum of ‘da dankest weed you can find!”
- Octavia bucks at Pat to push him and walks away angry. Pat then tries to catch up with her, causing her to run and scream. He then tackles her to the ground, holding her muzzle shut.
- PAT
- “Ay, I’m sorry, kay. I didn't know you was gonna act like dat. If I let yo mouth go, you promise you aint gonna scream?”
- Octavia nods vigorously. As soon as Pat lets go she immediately starts screaming.
- PAT
- (Picks her up under his arm and walks towards his house)
- “Dayum, I didn't want to do this considerin’ I had thought you was beautiful and all ‘dat.”
- EXT. STAIRWAY OUTSIDE- DAY
- INT. PAT’S LIVINGROOM
- 5.
- Pat places Octavia on the sofa then duct tapes her and leaves her there as he leaves into another room. He immediately comes back with popcorn and plays a movie on his 3DS. She starts crying as Pat caresses her and smells her mane.
- PAT
- “You's a good watcher, you know dat Octavia?”
- Octavia Closes her eyes and cries loudly.
- PAT
- (Leans in closely again)
- “But ey, I don't like goin’ to bed without a lil action. Ya feel me? You’s gonna get l-loved tenderly, b-b-baka.”
- FADE OUT:
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