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Manehattan Adventure, (Collab with Bolding and Stegtorn))

By: Rat_Chieftain on May 12th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.39 KB  |  views: 146  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Walking down the streets of Manehatten, something catches your eye.
  2. >A mare in a taxi seems to have some strange device, you feel compelled to walk over and ask what it is.
  3. >As you pick up the pace to reach her you wonder what the slender, pinkish thing could be.
  4. >It makes a vibrating sound that can be heard down the end of the block.
  5. “Excuse me, ma’am, what is that pink object you have? Can I hold it?”
  6. >”Oh, this?” she asks seductively, rubbing it across her furry cheek.
  7. >She reels the object back before slapping you in the face with it.
  8. “What the fuck was that for?” you yell, rubbing your check. “Fucking bitch.”
  9. >”I’m seducing you~”
  10. >And with that, the taxi carriage takes off down the street, wheels clacking as the glide across the stone pavement.
  11. >Every part of you wants to just ignore what happened and go home, however you haven’t had any action in a while.
  12. >The thought of that mare, the pink slender thing, and your pink slender thing all having a riotous party is far too appealing to let slip through your fingers.
  13. “Taxi!” you bellow, raising your hand to grasp the stallion’s attention. “Follow that taxi! There’s a tuna sandwich in it for you if you do!”
  14. >“That’s gross,” he remarks, with absolute disgust, “Ponies don’t eat fish.”
  15. “Man…” you look around, toward the mare’s taxi, you have to find her, “I-I’ll suck yo dick.”
  16. >The stallion raises one of his eyebrows before reluctantly shrugging.
  17. >”Hmmm, Alright, as long as you keep it quiet.” With that you hop in and race after the mare.
  18. >He puts the pedal to the metal and you put your lips to his cock, surprisingly salty.
  19. >The more you thrust your head, the faster he goes.
  20. >As soon as he hits a road bump, you lose balance and bite down hard on his dick, causing him to fall over.
  21. >He looks at you with scolding eyes, “H-how did you know?”
  22. “Know what?”
  23. >He gets up and adjusts his hat, “Nevermind, let’s catch that mare.”
  24. “Uh, do I like, have to keep sucking?”
  25. >The stallion glares down at you, “Bitch, did I say stop?”
  26. >You sigh, and take his girth back into your mouth.
  27. >Curiously you try to get a peek upward, at the streets, to see how the chase is going.
  28. >To your amazement, you were in front of an apartment this entire time.
  29. “O-ohh, th-thanks. I’ll uhh… never forget what you’ve done for me.”
  30. >He shoves your head back down, “At least swallow first.”
  31. “MMM~” you try to scream, but the vibrations of your voice only drive the stallion over the edge and you get a coating of hot thick ropes of semen in your mouth and eyes.
  32. “AH IT’S AS BAD AS HENTAI SAYS IT IS,” you yelp, wiping out the horse batter.
  33. >Blinded, you run into the wrong apartment full of children screaming, “IT’S TIME TO FUCK. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I’VE DONE TO GET HERE.”
  34. >An older mare bursts in from an adjacent room, “N-not the younglings!”
  35. >You turn to the mare, dick already in hand and scream, “GIVE ME THE PINK THING.”
  36. >She spins around, fairly desperate to protect what ever operation is happening here, and reveals her cunt. “This pink thing?”
  37. >You reach out, following her voice, and grab her ass, an innate reaction for the mare was to kick you in the shin.
  38. “Ah, a feisty one. It is in vain little mare, as the D shows no mercy.”
  39. >”Just leave the children alone,” She cries raising her tail.
  40. “THE D SHOWS NO MERCY!” you reply, plunging into her depths viciously.
  41. >You fuck her for at least 3-4 hours, overloading her brain, causing her brain to explode. The fillies all scream.
  42. “Who will be the next sacrifice?” you ask, when you’re suddenly struck with the idea that perhaps you’re forgetting something…
  43. “Fuck it, I need a smoke,” you say, going outside, only to see the mare and her pink slender thing leaving the door next to the one you left.
  44. >”Oh, hello there darling,” she says to you, rubbing the pink slender thing on her face again.
  45. >One of the fillies goes outside screaming for the police, you make it a point to grab the mare and run.
  46. >Ah, another chase fuck, but who will be sucking this time?
  47. >Ducking behind the an ally, you wipe the brain matter from your face and torso only to realize you forgot your clothes and have been running around naked.
  48. >Hanging out with your wang out in this cold air won’t make much of an impression on this mare; you’re going to have to warm it up somehow.
  49. >”U-uhh, so. Want to go grab some coffee sometime?”
  50. “Uh yeah, that’s a good idea,” you reply, hot monkey dick drenched in coffee here I come.
  51. >“MANEHATTAN POLICE, STOP WHERE YOU ARE!”
  52. >You spin around, dick flailing, whipping a stallion across the face. “Sorry!”
  53. >You get up and flee with the mare until you reach the outskirts of the city.
  54. >The two of you come to a halt at the edge of a platform overlooking Manehatten’s river, moonlight reflecting on the water; perfect scenery for discovering what exactly this pink slender thing is.
  55. >She hands it to you and you realize it’s a sword with a dildo shaped sheath. You pull it out to fight off the 5-0.
  56. >Dick-out, sword-drawn you stand back to back with that sexy mare, her hips grinding against calfs; the police stalk closer, batons at the ready.
  57. “Wait, I don’t know how to sword fight!” You grab the mare and jump into in the river.
  58. >”But it’s easy!” she says as you’re descending, “It’s just like jerking off.”
  59. >As soon as you realized that, you point the sword up into the sky and a bolt of thunder hits the tip, making it twice as long.
  60. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EfhAFA2yFE
  61. >You stroke the sword several times, causing a mighty wave of semen and mare juice to push you right back up toward the police.
  62. >Once above one stallion, you slice down, slicing your dick in half.
  63. >Instead of blood there is nothing, but the two halves slide to the side, forming two completely separate dicks.
  64. >You make a dramatic pose, before jumping in the river.
  65. >”This is surprisingly sensual!” the mare replies, “I’m really into that whole two dicks thing.”
  66. >She promptly jumps in after you.
  67. “Get over here, we’re going to fuck underwater.”
  68. >You grab her waist, and shove one dick in the pink and one in the stink.
  69. >”Gosh Anon, how come your mom lets you have two wieners?”
  70. >Then you go over a waterfall and die.
  71. “And that ends my story, I’ll never know what cumming inside that mare is like...at least I have two dicks.”
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