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Fluffyjack

By: Rat_Chieftain on Jul 19th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.08 KB  |  hits: 130  |  expires: Never
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  1. >One of your good friends is moving away.
  2. >You volunteered to help her move boxes.
  3. >She has a fluffy pony named AppleJack named after her favorite cereal.
  4. >The orange mare is a really friendly good natured and well behaved.
  5. >She rubs against you like a cat while you help load the boxes, adorable.
  6. >"I'm going to take her to the fluffy shelter tonight before I leave."
  7. >"What about Big Mac and Applebloom?"
  8. >"I was able to find them homes but no one want's to take her it's a real shame."
  9. >You reach down and pet Applejack.
  10. >You kind of feel sorry for her.
  11. >"I... I could take her."
  12. >"Really? Moving will be so much easier knowing she'll be in good hands. Thank you so much."
  13. >You finish up loading the boxes onto the truck and smith lets you keep her little safe box, unfortunately the person who took Applebloom took most of the toys and stuff.
  14. >"Gwanny Smith no wan fwuffy?"
  15. >"I have no idea why she keeps calling me that."
  16. >While driving home you see her in her carry case in the rear view mirror.
  17. >You smile at her.
  18. >"I have a new friend I think you'll like AJ."
  19. >You finally arrive home and park your car.
  20. >"Nu daddy?"
  21. >"Yeah AJ you're staying here now."
  22. >You have a dog but you actually don't know much about taking care of fluffy ponies.
  23. >Your dog comes running up to you and licks AJ.
  24. >You thought maybe she'd be scared but it looks like they might get along.
  25. >"Daddy wan pway!"
  26. >"Uhh... ok."
  27. >You don't know what kind of toys fluffies like so you get a box of your old toys and pour them out on to the floor so she can pick out which one she wants.
  28. >She walks up to your old woody toy and pokes at it.
  29. >You take the plastic stetson off and put it on her head.
  30. >It kind of suits her.
  31. >You wonder if the battery still works on this old thing.
  32. >You pick it up and pull the sting.
  33. >"SOMEONES POISONED THE WATERHOLE" it says in a low demonic voice.
  34. >AJ freaks out and runs under the bed leaving a trail of shit as she does so.
  35. >If it wasn't so fucking hilarious you would probably be mad.
  36. >"Uhh ohh looks like someone had an accident." you say snickering like some kindergartener hearing the word Uranus.
  37. >"FWUFFY SOWY NO WAN SOWY STICK."
  38. >"Hmm?"
  39. >You wonder if your friend used to beat her often.
  40. >"You silly pony."
  41. >She's still cowering under the bed.
  42. >"Listen, why don't we get you into your cage and I'll clean this up."
  43. >She crawls out of the bed and into your arms.
  44. >Gets some shit on your sleeves but it's ok you need to do laundry eventually anyways.
  45. >You put her into the cage and let her use an old pillow case as a sleeping bag.
  46. >When you are done you pop a beer and go on the internet.
  47. >You look for food first, seems like they'll eat pretty much anything but they love spaghetti.
  48. >Turns out meat will make their fecal matter smell even more horrible.
  49. >You look for toy preferences next.
  50. >You could probably use your dogs toys.
  51. >You pop another beer. and research how they are in the wild.
  52. >Then look on a forum with fluffy stories along with tips and tricks.
  53. >After 12 beers and 4 hrs you somehow come across bestiality fluffy porn.
  54. >God this is disgusting.
  55. >Wait a min.
  56. >...
  57. >...
  58. >Wai boner.
  59. >You decide to close the tab and never go on that website again.
  60. >On second thought it's about time you got to sleep.
  61. >You go to your room and notice AJ is still awake cowering inside the pillowcase.
  62. >You take her out and cradle her in your arms.
  63. >"You ok AJ?"
  64. >"Fwuffy miss famwy" she stars crying.
  65. >"Shhh it's ok... lets get you some apple sauce."
  66. >"Appew sawse?"
  67. >You place her down in the living room, and on your way to the fridge you stop to think for a second.
  68. >"Ohh god what if.... why the buck not?"
  69. >You rub the applesauce on your dick.
  70. >"Uhh AJ come here."
  71. >"YAYYY NUMMIES."
  72. >Ohh god what part of this was a good idea again?
  73. >She starts licking and even gets her mouth over the whole thing.
  74. >You come almost instantly.
  75. >"Bwehh no taste pwetty."
  76. >"Sorry AJ lets... get to sleep."
  77. >She curls up on your chest and you both drift off to sleep almost instantly.
  78. >You wake up in the morning feeling horrible, also somewhat guilty about what you did to AJ.
  79. >Aj then soon wakesup.
  80. >"Hey AJ I'm gunna go get some groceries so I can make spaghetti do you think you can be a good fluffy while I'm gone?"
  81. >"YAYYY SKETTIES." she screams as she jumps up and down on your chest.
  82. >It's a wonder how that little stetson never seems to fall off.
  83. >You let her stay out of her safe box and let her play with your dog while you're gone.
  84. >On the way there there's something bugging you, like you forgot something.
  85. >"Hmmm no I got my wallet... wait didn't the internet say something about fluffy ponies and other pets?... Nahh they got along great last night."
  86. >When you got back you heard screaming.
  87. >You drop the groceries and go to the living room.
  88. >Blood and shit is every were and your dog is flailing AJ around in it's mouth like a rag.
  89. >"WINONA BAD DOG, DROP HER."
  90. >You grab AJ and drive as fast as you can to the vet.
  91. >It's too late.
  92.  
  93. >3 days later everything is clean and you are making some spagetti.
  94. >The phone rings.
  95. >You answer it.
  96. >It's your friend
  97. >"How's AJ settling in?"
  98. >"Just... Fine."