Bittersweet love

Bittersweet love

 

Prologue:

 

Big Macintosh moaned softly as Fluttershy grabbed his long, floppy member and looped it around into his anus.  HOLY HOT DAMN DIGGITY MOTHER FUCKSHIT he shouted in ecastasy.

Then a jew popped out of nowhere!!!!!

Chryssalys moaned softly as the 27 dicks penetrated every hole in her body

JEW USED COUNT MONEY!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!

Suddenly Big Macintosh's erection grew to 20 feet long and pinned fluttershy to a tree, crsuhing her ribcage.  Her arms flailed as she squeed.

The jew started to slowly slide pennies down Big macintosh's long hard shaft

"I bet you 10 dollars you like that" the jew said. Yes the jew liked money, and he wasn't shy of it

 

Big macintosh whimpered softly

Fluttershy's organs were forced out of her anus as she sobbed

Scootaly started to lick Fluttershy's lower colon. Fluttershy's prolapsing anus shuddered in joy

As Pinkie Pie splashed around in the blood and organs

Then a Cupcake with a 8 in dick came out of her poofy hair and fucked the jew in the ass

 

Derpy stood and stared at the awful spectacle as her other eye drifted off to focus on a passing bird.  Then Dr. Whooves came up behind her and fucked her in the ass as he covered her mouth with his hoof.  Derpy cried and cried but to no avail.  She fell pregnant weeks later.

 

Then princess molestia came flying in on her motorcycle and shoved a cactus in Big Macintosh's dick. You Like that, don't you? She said. Then big macintosh was a rock.

 

needs moar gore

IT'S A ONE HIT KO

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!

In the heat of the fuckfest, derpy realized one of her eyes was useless because it always stared in the wrong direction. She yanked her eye out of her eye socket and shoved it down her vagina. It felt so good.

Suddenly pinkie took her fathers pickaxe and smashed Big Macinrock into a thousand pieces sticking each sharp piece in her vunerable vagina

1 poni 1000rocks

Caramel swung his elongated dick like a lasso, looping it around Applejacks neck and reeling her in.  He then proceeded to poke his prehensile butthole into her nostrils and stimulate it vigorously.  The stimulation upon his anus caused hsi bowels to loosen, and a fountain spray of shit shot up her nose with such force it began to drip from her eyes and ears.

Applejack carefully shoved the 7'th apple down Big Macintosh's ass. Big macintosh couldn't hold it anymore. He farted, launching the apples several miles away. It hit carrot top in the head. After 17 years of coma her life was put to an end.

And then AIDS

Twilight tried to find a cure for aids but she caught it as well and then she ate the aids apple cried as she impailed it with her horn leaving a stream gush of red apple blood dripping down onto the floor

Apple screamed "OHH GOD WHY YOU FUCKING WHORSE"

Twilight gave no fucks and turned him into AIDS flavored applesauce

"Time to add my secret ingredient!" She suddenly used her magic to reveal a huge dick and came all over the applesauce

And she shared it all with her friends

The applesauce caused her friends to undergo a series of gender transgressions and they all grew shclongs which they proceeded to use upon one another's assholes, forming a gloriuous chain of horse dick anal sex.

Then applejack started fucking her friend rainbow in the ass creating a sonic raingasm and they all had a stroke and died

Trixie came around and revived them again turning into all horney zombies, and they all raped her in every hole, as there were not enough holes rarity stabbed her abdomen with her horn creating a hole for futashys massive erect dick.

Applejack opened up her urethra like the mouth of a snake, and swallowed up spike's head.  Spike flailed his arms and legs as he let out muffled screams, and the stimulation caused applejack to shoot him out of her dick like a cannon in a blast of semen <-Oh god yes <--hot

FACT: PONYGINAS HAVE FANGS

and so spike was injected with her vagina venom and he grew 50 times that day then looked onward to rarity with his huge massive throbbing dick leaking precum

HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES, applejack yelled as spike suffocated in her urethra.

and then her urethra imploded as spike fucked rarity while being sucked in to AJ's boaconstricting, fang bearing, Urethra

And then hang came along with ash ketchum trying to stop the horrific situation caused by god-like bronies.

"PIKACHU USE-" Then all of the sudden rainbow dash fucked pikachu in the eye.

The little mouse now rollling around in pain began to finally speak

"GOD DAMNIT ASH FUCK YOU"

Then futashy poked hang in the cheek shyly with her dick and hang rand away crying

SHLORPSHLORPSHLORPSHLORPSHLORPSHLORPSHLORPSHLORPSHLORP Said ash as he was allready eating pinkie pie out devouring big mackirock out of her vagina.

then pinkie moaned" youre going to piss out rocks FFFOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRR"

Then ash ran away crying but he tripped over a rock causing a reaction which resulted in him being sucked up into his own anus liek some terrible fleshy black hole

what about luna?/???+

luna died -_- and when that happened the moon came crashing down to earth  DAWN OF THE FINAL DAY 24 HOURS REMAIN

Then out of nowhere Link came with his orcarina and wedged the mouthpiece firmly into his urethra, which he then used to blow into it and create a sweet melody that sounded kinda like 80's top hit Working for the Weekend, using his testicles to cover the valves in precise rhythm

 

And the CMC came along to sing along with the tune but were soon fucked by link with the end of his sword, it slowly teared them apart.

Link then put on a mask turning him into a goron and turned to luna and screamed

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU FUCKING BITCH"

Luna was stricken with fear as he used rollout attack

*Luna was paralysed*

Link rose with an evil glaire shouting "i want more moon rocks!!!!!" and proceeded to eat peices of luna until she sat in his belly.

She cried out in agony as she could not feel her legs

 

Then the wandering magikarp salesman came by and tried to convince twilight to buy a magikarp

Twilight opened the door, got on the floor, then everybody walked the dinosaur

But the dinosaur was a rampaging homo and as Shining armor walked by twilight screamed "BROTHER NO RUN"

 

Then he was soon anally penetrated by a walking dinosaur

Shining armor bursted out of his shining armor as the giant Dinosaur dick entered trough his anus. He felt his organs being crushed. Then he felt a strange feeling in his throat. It was the dick that entered through his anus, and finally started to come out of his mouth. Shining armour was no longer in the shape of a pony, as his entire body was stretched around the giant dinosaur dick like a white creamy unicorn condom.

Then everypony ate everypony's "pussha" james bond style.

Shaken not stirred

 

The walking dinosaur then screamed "I AM YOUR GOD NOW YOUR VIRGIN ANUSES BELONG TO ME"

Then a grammer nazi came out of nowhere trying to correct everyones grammer, the jew took this opprotunity in this community to exact his revenge on the nazis. He proceed to skewer the nazi with a giant dildo and dumped him in the fires of modor.

 

Spike opened the door, took a step inside, saw what was going on, promptly spun around on one foot and walked back out slamming the door behind him.  He trotted up to his room and proceeded to take a tall drinking glass and a pack of marhsmallows, which he fashioned into an impromptu sex toy.  He vigourosly fapped himself with it as he cried hot salty tears and screamed OH RARITY!  OH RARITY AND YOUR LITTLE SISTER SWEETIE BELLE!  YOUR TIGHT VIRGIN MARHMALLOW HORSE BUTTHOLES ARE SO TIGHT AND SQUISHY!

However his dick became dislodged inside the apparatus because he didn't use corn starch,  and he reflexively shot flames out of his asshole in response.

 

And before he knew it he was being analy raped by ness and his baseball bat

the young 10 year old boy did now know how vulnerable he was and the walking dinosaur spotted him

"PK THUNDER" the boy screamed but the dinosaur was a god and this did not work

then giygas game and challanged walking dinosaur

 

THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN NAZI ZOMBIES. But they didn't matter since there were several cities inserted into pinkie pie's pinkie pie. They fit there easily too. Everything was alright.

FUCK YOU I CAN EAT ALL THESE APPLES!!!!!

Everything was horrible

 

GIGGA NIGGA'S PROLAPSING ANUS SLOWLY ABSORBED RAINBOWDASH AS SHE WAS SLOWLY UNBIRTHED FROM SPIKE'S ANALLY INSERTED RARITY.

 

Then molestia heard about pinkies super interdimensional party HFW> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

Then a royal wedding was held with celestia and Giygas and together they did not only rule equestria but the whole universe

 

BUT APPLEBLOOM POOPS FROM THERE, ANON!  YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

^fuck you i can fuck all these apples

in every fucking hole

 

Crysalis ran away sobbing "BUT HE S-S-SAID HE LOVED MEEEE"

Then she transformed into The sun god herself and with 2 molestias A great battle held place

A hot space sun god lesbians battle, that is

Giygas watched this space lesbians horse rape in awe

AND THAT'S HOW EQUESTRIA WAS MADE!!!!!!! (no homo).........(nah its pretty homo). (Runescape was in no way involved in the making of this fanfic<--- niether was your mom) Have you ever flossed a mouse's dick?

 

 

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This was written with other awesome bronies. We wrote this in like 15 mins and did not check the spelling sorry about that.