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Anon in the Industry. (AI)

By: Rat_Chieftain on May 19th, 2014  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.24 KB  |  views: 269  |  expires: Never
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  1. So I don't forget.
  2.  
  3. [2:29:25 PM | Edited 2:29:51 PM] Kiichi: Turns out someone from /ic/ is in my class, and he straight up said he doesn't think perspective is needed for anything.
  4. [2:29:30 PM] Kiichi: That they're just "showing off"
  5. [2:30:06 PM] Kiichi: nigga wtf
  6. [2:31:17 PM] »RicK ▲: brainwashed into the board culture without being able to think for themselves
  7. [2:31:22 PM | Edited 2:31:24 PM] »RicK ▲: Poor. Souls.
  8. [2:31:43 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Get Scott waifu levels of gud and show him otherwise.
  9. [2:32:21 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Wait, morgan freeman is dead?
  10. [2:32:29 PM] Kiichi: I'll be suckling on his penis nightly starting tomorrow
  11. [2:32:53 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Tomorrow never comes.
  12. [2:33:11 PM] Rat (Sergiole): You go right now and get on your fucking knees.
  13. [2:33:16 PM] Kiichi: I've given enough handies, it'll come
  14. [2:33:24 PM] Kiichi: Y-yes senpai
  15. [2:33:46 PM] Rat (Sergiole): When he cums he'll make airplane noises.
  16. [2:33:59 PM] Rat (Sergiole): And then you'll get his gud.
  17. [2:34:07 PM] Kiichi: kek
  18. [2:34:29 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Only a fraction of his gud though.
  19. [2:35:04 PM] Kiichi: Then I'll make him cum enough to block out the sun.
  20. [2:35:09 PM] Kiichi: Wish me luck
  21. [2:35:13 PM] Rat (Sergiole): too much Scott goodness at one time will make your head blow up.
  22. [2:36:06 PM] Ghost of Rio(Hayden)(Soap): [2:32 PM] Rat (Sergiole):
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  24. <<< Wait, morgan freeman is dead?nah its nelson mandela
  25. [2:36:09 PM] Ghost of Rio(Hayden)(Soap): he just looks like him
  26. [2:36:16 PM] Kiichi: aw fuck
  27. [2:36:36 PM] Kiichi: Goddamnit, I"m an idiot.
  28. [2:36:42 PM] Ghost of Rio(Hayden)(Soap): :3c
  29. [2:36:43 PM] Rat (Sergiole): His testicles are like the jet engines he designs.
  30. [2:37:22 PM] Rat (Sergiole): tthe velocity of cum hitting the back if your skull might cause blindness.
  31. [2:37:38 PM] Rat (Sergiole): And then you'll never be able to use that gud.
  32. [2:37:40 PM] Ghost of Rio(Hayden)(Soap): i was gonna say built with enough force to propell you across a field
  33. [2:37:43 PM] Ghost of Rio(Hayden)(Soap): but thats good to
  34. [2:38:11 PM] Kiichi: I'll catch it in champagne glasses for future consumption
  35. [2:38:15 PM] Kiichi: Don't worry breh, I got this
  36. [2:38:19 PM] Rat (Sergiole): k
  37. [2:39:11 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Man we need to write AiI stories and post them on ic.
  38. [2:39:25 PM] Rat (Sergiole): AnonxScott will be the first story.
  39. [2:40:54 PM] Rat (Sergiole): The more I think about an Anon in Industry general, the more I like it.
  40. [2:41:12 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Next Time I'm drunk, It's all getting written.
  41. [2:42:06 PM | Edited 2:42:37 PM] Rat (Sergiole): When my hand gets better we can make comics so that the thread doesn't get deleted.
  42. [2:43:04 PM] Rat (Sergiole): If only I was creative with designs as I am with shitposts.
  43. [2:43:27 PM] Kiichi: kek
  44. [2:46:24 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Some short stories will even be about industry drama we can replace with Anon, as to not directly attack people but still piss them off.
  45. [2:47:15 PM | Edited 2:48:25 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Finally, an ongoing shitpost general I can have fun with until I get bored with it.
  46. [2:49:43 PM] Rat (Sergiole): Story Idea 2. Anon makes shit MtG cards because his style "set him free" :D
  47. [2:52:58 PM] Rat (Sergiole): tfw I'm going to wake up after a good amount of sleep and see what a bad idea this is.
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