Adventures in Equestria [long]

>You feel as though you’ve been drugged and feel completely paralyzed.

>Your mouth feels dry and your head is throbbing.

>First sense to come back was hearing. It sounds like you’re outside.

> You think you can move your fingers and open your eyes.

>You’re in some kind of dark forest.

>It’s night time.

>You get up and try and walk around but you trip and face plant into the ground.

>You don’t know how long you’ve been out here but you feel hungry and really weak.

>You check your pockets.

>Lighter.

>Butterfly knife.

>Pen.

>Money.

>Cell Phone.

>The usual things you never left home without back where you came from.

>You take a deep breath and get up again and walk around, you have to keep moving if you are going to survive.

>You don't remember exactly what you were doing before you got here.

>Hours pass, and soon days pass, creatures attack you, everything is out to hurt you.

>You think you may have died and that this is your own personal hell.

>You are certainly not on earth anymore.

>These odd wolf like creatures that look like they are made out of wood attack you when you lay down to rest one afternoon.

>You have several bites and cuts now.

>You can’t sleep without having something trying to eat you as soon as you close your eyes.

>Maybe that’s an exaggeration, regardless you don’t sleep at all.

>You get to a mountainous region and get attacked again in numbers

>These ones seem dog like.

>You killed 4 of them, and then head back to the forest realizing it’s safer.

>One night you make your way to a river and start to drink out of it.

>You suddenly feel a lot better and you keep going, following the river.

>You get out of the forest and get to a clearing.

>You know you shouldn’t leave the protection of the dense forest, but you look up.

> You can see the night sky even clearer from here

>it’s more beautiful than the sky you see back at home in your last suburban hell.

>all of the sudden something hits your back knocking you off your feet.

>You’re being attacked again!

>Looks like 3 white small flying horses wearing golden armor are trying to kill you or at least drive you back into the forest.

>Whatever these things are they seem territorial and maybe this clearing is their home.

>You get up and run back towards the forest as fast as your already tired legs can carry you, but they still follow.

>You can’t run anymore, and like any cornered scared animal you get your only weapon, the butterfly knife and get ready to defend yourself.

>One of them try and tackle your abdomen and you let him hit you and you shank the underside of his neck with the knife and the creature falls down.

>One of them starts screaming, and charges at you, you dodge grazing the side of his leg with the knife as you do so.

>The other one flies over and kicks the knife out of your hand.

>They advance on you.

>You do know how to defend yourself even weaponless, you studied a bit of Muay Thai and Taijutsu back on Earth.

>One of them advances on you and you kick him out of the air.

>Looks like these creatures aren’t as strong as you thought, they are no bigger than a large male Rottweiler.

>The one you injured with the knife flies away.

>You turn to the now dead and passed out small flying horse thingies and get your knife.

>You get on top of the unconscious one and start strangling it and beating its face in till it looks like a raw piece of meat.

>It wakes up and starts struggling and looks at you as if it’s begging you not to kill it.

>Nothing else in this world would give you mercy why should you.

>Sounds like its uttering some kind of foreign language mixed with neighs of the common horse back on earth.

>Soon that look of fear leaves and it stops squirming underneath you.

>Sure you could have just killed him quickly with the knife but you are losing sanity day by day and you want to see something suffer in your place for once.

>you start gutting it and cut strips of meat.

>You make a crude fire and cook the strips of meat.

>Could be better with salt and pepper, but it’s actually not that bad, much better than any meat you've tried back on earth.

>You eat about 1/4th of the creature and then decide you can’t eat anymore.

>You just lay back, sure the dead horses might attract more predatory animals but you’re so full you don’t feel like getting up and you don’t really care.

>You notice the sun is rising.

>You hear rustling in the bushes and you get your knife ready in hand.

>Another one of those creatures come out of the bush but this one is different

>It’s a pale aquamarine color, moderate tangelo eyes, and a pale grayish cyan mane with white highlights, it doesn’t have wings like the other ones but it seems to have a horn. It’s also noticeably smaller than the ones you saw.

>It approaches you slowly and so do you crawling cautiously towards it.

>When it gets close enough you pounce on it, trying to drive your knife in its chest.

>It is not displaying any signs of hostility but after all you’ve seen you can’t take any chances.

>The knife gets to about a centimeter in and all of the sudden a strange force envelops you and stops you from going any further.

>You’re covered by a violet glow and are thrown towards the tree making you drop the knife, then to the ground, then towards another tree, and you finally drop to the ground again.

>A lavender one comes out of the bushes, that same glow covering you is also covering its horn.

>”Fuck I need to get out of here” you mutter to yourself as you stumble to your feet.

>A light cyan flying one comes at a high velocity tackling you before you can get to your feet.

>Before you know it an orange one has you tied up.

>White yellow and pink follow out of the bushes.

>The pink one has this creepy smile yet the yellow one seems terrified to even get near you.

>”What the hell are these creatures” you mumble to yourself.

>They put you in the back of a carriage. Along with the injured aquamarine one

>Thoughts race through your mind “where are they taking you, what will they do with you, where are you, what are they.”

>Whatever these animals are they seem intelligent.

>You can hear them talking in that strange language again.

>The yellow one gets on the back of the carriage, she looks like she doesn’t want to but she approached you cautiously.

>“H-h-hello?” she mutters, it’s barely audible.

>Wait wat.

>”You can talk?” you reply full of shock.

>”Ohh I can talk to all ani-” She says with a smirk before interrupted.

>the lavender suddenly teleports in between you out of nowhere and it scares both of you.

>She says something to the yellow horse thing, then looks back at you with an angry stern look on her face.

>“ohh… she’s asking what you are and why you killed 2 royal guards.” She says looking to the ground frowning.

>“I…uhhh… what? …. Ohh …. Uhh ohh” you suddenly realize that you really royally fucked up.

>“I CAN EXPLAIN” you say sitting up straighter.

>The yellow horse gets startled by your sudden outburst and the lavender one starts to point that horn at you.

>Everything goes black.

 

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>Suddenly you wake up to a splash of water on your face.

>You’re naked, in a small tub, and being bound by a green glowey force.

>and another splash of water hits your face.

>”WHAT THE FUCK” you scream.

>You look up to see that yellow mare again.

>”Shhhh it’s ok I’m just-”

>”LET ME GO” you interrupt while struggling against the invisible glowy binds.

> Suddenly she stares at you with the most horrifying cold glare you have ever seen and your body freezes up.

>Even that one lion like monster with bat winds and a scorpion tail you saw in the forest wasn’t as fearsome as this shit.

>”What the h-h-hell?” you mumble.

>She pats your head and started washing your hair then the rest of your body.

>That aquamarine one is behind you, holding you down with that … strange aura.

>When she finishes she ties you up and leads you downstairs. It’s a bitch trying to get through the door. This house was not built for an animal of your size.

>”What are you going to do with me?” you say.

>”We are going to return you to your home in the forest, I couldn’t just let you go back there right away though, I think my friend might have been a little rough, also you have so many deep cuts and bite wounds…..” She looks at you as if pitying you.

>”My friend also wants to study you, I’ve never seen anything like you”

>You want to say you don’t live in that hell hole, but compared to what these intelligent creatures might actually do to you if you stay around and cause more trouble, maybe the forest isn’t so bad. This world is still a merciless hell as far as you’re concerned.

>”W-where are my clothes?”

>”Ohh, I washed them they should be dry by morning.”

>She tends to the wounds you got fighting those wild animals in the forest then throws blanket over you.

>you just sit quietly as she does that.

>”Now you can explain everything to me tomorrow, but right now get more rest, you’ve been out for 2 days you must have been really tired.”

>”WHAT? I… uhh…. ok” you reply meekly.

>The aquamarine one lays on the sofa, she is bandaged up now from what you did earlier and is watching you.

>It’s as if she’s staring at you with both curiosity and awe instead of the expected hate and disgust.

>”There’s something different about this one, not sure if odd or good.” You think to yourself as you drift off to sleep.

 

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>You wake up to the sound of the 2 eating at a table.

>”Ohh you’re awake!” She says with a smile.

>they look like they are eating… hay and flowers.

>That’s disgusting.

>She flies on over with a bowl in her hooves

>Whatever it is it probably won’t be appetizing.

>Wait…. Is that milk?

>You fucking love milk.

>You dive your face in the bowl and start drinking, it’s the best milk you’ve ever had.

>Much sweeter and creamier then back on earth.

>”I’m sorry I don’t have any meat here but we’ll return you to the forest as soon as my friend is done studying you, so please just hold out till then.”

>You’re too busy licking up the last bits of milk in the bowl to really pay attention to what she just said.

>She giggles and refills it.

>After they finish up eating they dress you themselves, upon request of course.

>The yellow mare puts out bowls of food and little animals come out.

>A bunny hops on over to you.

>”Uhhh hello?”

>It kicks the bowl of milk over your head.

>”GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU.”

>the yellow mare flies on over

>”Ohh, Angel don’t be mean to our new guest”

>You will eat this mother fucker when you get the chance.

>She unties your legs and takes you outside and sprays your face with water.

>The aquamarine one just laughs at you.

>The town is pretty big. You wonder how they could have built all of this by themselves.

>Maybe they use creatures like you as slaves?

>The town is full of different colored horses, and you just stare at them noticing the marks they have on their flanks.

>As expected they look back at you, and see nothing but another monster from the wilderness.

>They are scared of you.

>The feeling is mutual.

>They could kill you if they wanted.

>You are tied up and completely defenseless.

>If worse come to worst you could try and run for it.

>Unless that purple horse thing binds you with magic again.

>You arrive at some huge tree in the town.

>The yellow mare knocks gently on the door.

>The aquamarine one goes up to the door and knocks on it harder.

>A little purple lizard opens the door and stairs at you.

>You stare back at it.

>You find it creepy.

>…

>…

>Fuck its that purple marshmallow horse thing again.

>She says something to yellow.

>The yellow mare tugs on the rope but you don't follow.

>You will not go in there with that purple whorse and that creepy lizard.

>”She’s just going to run a few tests on you really fast, don't worry ok?”

>You hesitate but follow, which is a real bitch since the door is way too small and your arms are tied.

>Purple takes you into a basement with these odd machines and hooks you up to some of them, binding you with that same odd strange force.

>She looks kind of shocked at the results.

>She then takes you back up and talks to the other 2 again.

>Yellow flies up to you with a smile and says “Ohh she wants to hear that explanation you promised me.”

>You return the smile and think about where to start.

>You never liked talking and you don't feel like doing it now.

>You just glare at them.

>That yellow horse glares at you again and it almost makes you shit brix..

>”I-I Well…. f-first I woke up in that forest and I was completely lost. I wandered around for days trying to fight off these weird monsters. They were unlike anything I’ve ever seen and I made my way into a clearing and those guards attacked me first. I tried to run back in the forest in hopes of losing them but I was so tired and hungry that I had to eventually stand my ground and fight back. I was also very hungry and...” you look down to the ground.

>”Ohh you poor thing that’s horrible, so where are you from.”

>Her attitude just changed completely what the fuck?

>”I… I don’t know anymore, I don’t think it’s anywhere close by.”

>You ask her about this world as well as various other things.

>You learn the basics.

>She learns your name is Anon and you learn that hers is Fluttershy.

>You also learn about magic or just the basic concept of it anyways. On earth we have a magnetic field here it’s a magic field that holds everything together.

>You also take note of the names of the wild creatures that attacked you as well as the names of some places.

>After you’re done Purple floats over another bowl of milk as a prize for being a good little human and you greedily drink it.

>The aquamarine mare one trots off home waving back at you in the distance, you with you could return it but you’re still tied up, and Fluttershy takes you back to the cottage.

>She insists on giving you another bath, although you really don’t like her touching you while you’re naked.

>”So since you’re not really from the forest, where should we release you?”

>”I don’t know.” You bluntly reply.

>”We’ll, you’re welcome to stay here until you figure it out, but I don’t have meat.”

>”That’s fine.”You can’t live off the milk forever but you can always go back to the forest to hunt every now and then, that is … if she will ever trust you enough to untie you.

>Having your legs and arms tied up isn’t getting any more comfortable but you’re tired.

>She heads upstairs and you drift off to sleep again.

 

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>You are waken up around midnight, someone is untying you.

>You are finally free.

>You turn around and see that Aquamarine mare.

>You are confused and a little bit scared.

>She might want revenge for what you did and she is capable of using magic.

>You fucking hate magic.

>She grabs your hand with magic and leads you outside.

>FFFFFFFFFFFFF

>She pulls you all the way to a park and sits down.

>”….now what?” you say, knowing she can’t understand you.

>She just stares at you and smiles.

>You glare back at her.

>Soon you realize that she probably feels sorry for you being tied up for the last few days, even Fluttershy has you tied up when you pretty much let her know you weren’t hostile anymore. You understand why of course her cottage being full of small animals you would love to eat, but still.

>She's probably trying to show you not all ponies are bad.

>Your shoulders and joints in the arms were feeling a bit stiff and you could start to feel the rope digging in your skin.

>You stretched and laid down on the grass.

>You smile and take a nice deep breath of fresh air, you are still not used to the pet store smell in Fluttershy’s cottage.

>You never really got to stay and appreciate the beauty of the Equestrian night sky last time.

>You hands are behind your head to elevate it as you lay on your back and the aquamarine mare snuggles up against you with her back turned.

>You are tempted to kill her and run back to the forest, you would be free.

>It's her fault for trusting you.

>Ponies should learn to fear you.

>What if all these ponies end up killing you and she's leading you to a sense of false security.

>OK maybe you're being a little paranoid.

>You think for a while and decide to play along for one night besides, you're just as good as dead out there without your stuff.

>You slowly close your eyes and drift off to dream land again.

 

>You are being woken up by a nice warm hug from your aquamarine friend.

>loljk, you are picked up by that purple glow and are thrown back a few feet.

>You get to your feet and the purple, orange, and cyan mares check on the aquamarine one who woke up dazed and confused.

>You run for it.

>You are taken down by that cyan mare, fuck she’s fast.

>The orange one ties you up again.

>The aquamarine pony gives you an apologetic look as you are taken to Fluttershy’s cottage.

>You just smile back.

>If you weren’t tied up and would get bucked in the face for it you would kneel down and hug her.

>Even if you can’t understand each other she is probably your best friend right now other than Fluttershy… at least you think.

>You never had friends back on earth and you don’t know what to think about accepting friends.

>You get back and Fluttershy is relieved to hear you haven't hurt anyone.  

>Your clothes are getting ragged, especially your shirt.

>Fluttershy doesn’t quite understand why you insist on wearing cloths all the time especially since you’re an animal, at least in her perspective and even they don’t wear clothes all the time.

>Today she takes you to her friend Rarity, and explains that you probably need new clothes.

>Rarity does not like you, this is a fact.

>But because you’re friends with Fluttershy she complies and takes your measurements.

>Then Fluttershy takes you to the local market and gets groceries.

>”Wow I must be getting more assertive, nopony is trying to overcharge me today.” She says happily.

>In reality you know they aren’t going to give her shit because she’s got a large murderous pony eating beast following her.

>You can’t help but give a cold threatening glare to ever pony she interacts with.

> You hate ponies even more then you hate humans.

>You get back to the cottage and she gives you a nice bowl of milk for being a good human while she was shopping.

>”Uhhh Fluttershy?”

>”Mmhmm?” she says while putting animal feed in the cabinets.

>”I haven’t eaten solid food for 2 days. So I was wondering if maybe you could untie me and let me go hunt in the forest, and … maybe… I could come back.”

>”ohh…… ok.”

>You also ask for some spices and a sack.

>She gives you your things and leads you into the forest and unties you and immediately flies out of arms reach.

>Smart mare.

>You smile at her and jog into the forest.

>As you run you think. She actually just let you go just like that. Maybe you could just run for it, you wouldn’t have to be tied up anymore. Then again that forest gave you nothing but hell.

>As you go deeper you hear roaring.

>This time you have knowledge of the creatures here.

>”Ohh shit not another manticore.”

>You duck in the bushes and make a spear out of a wooden stick with your knife.

>You know these fuckers are dangerous but you want revenge for all the shit these assholes gave you.

>You make your way into the tree and imitate swine sounds.

>Soon the manticore comes into view thinking there’s a distressed pig in the area.

>You know it’s a stupid thing to do but when he gets close enough you put your knife in your teeth and jump from the branch and stab him right above the collar bone with the spear and hold on for dear life hoping the stinger flailing wildly behind you doesn’t sting you.

>Eventually the manticore gets tired and you stab it repeatedly with the knife.

>The manticore then collapses from loss of blood and you gut him alive laughing at him and taunting him and start preparing your meal.

>It’s gamey and tough.

>At least the spices you brought are helping the flavor.

>You rub salt, peper, vinegar and other things on strips of meat and make jerky for later.

>You hate the taste of manticore, suddenly you remember how amazing pony meat was but know you will probably never eat it again.

>You wish you had the chance to make jerky out of pony meat from those royal guards.

>When you return you see that Fluttershy brought her lavender mare friend so that they could get you tied up again.

>Fluttershy explains “ Twilight is kind of angry that she and Lyra put other ponies at risk by letting you go.”

>This is the first time Fluttershy used her friends names with you, maybe a sign that she is starting to trust you. You assume Lyra is the aquamarine mare.

>You get on your stomach and put your hands at your back making it easier for them to tie you back up.

>They bring you inside and Fluttershy makes tea for Twilight.

>They talk a but then Fluttershy turns to you.

>”So Anon… what do you got there in the bag?” she asks hesitantly.

>”Ohh you know just killed and brought some manticore, It’s not nearly as amazing as I thought it would be though.” you say trying to sound badass, knowing that those fuckers are dangerous and feared.

>”A MANTICORE?” Fluttershy screams, well at least it was screaming for her.

>Twilight looks in shock.

>Her eyes just water up ”H-how could you just kill somepo-”

>Twilight stops her and takes her outside.

>You just sit there wondering what has her so upset, those mother fuckers are horrible.

>Twilight soon leaves and Fluttershy gives you another bath, and ties your arms and legs up again and you sleep.

>This time she doesn’t smile.

 

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>Today Fluttershy is going to take you on a pet play date along with angel and her other friends pets.

>I think she feels better today.

>She hums some soothing melodies while tending to her animals needs.

>”Fluttershy?”

>”Yes Anon?”

>”I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to upset you, if it really bothers you I won’t bring part of my kill back.”

>She smiles and gives you a bowl of milk and hands you the sack with your manticore jerky.

>"No I'm sorry." she just says kind of hiding her face with her hair.

>Eating jerky with your hands tied is a real bitch.

>you go to that same park and sit against the tree, a little uncomfortable since you’re arms are still tied.

>Soon her friends got there.

>The same assholes that captured you.

>You just stare at them while they play.

>You shed a few tears.

>You are starting to feel really homesick and guilty, even though you being here is probably not your fault.

>Why are you here? You don’t remember anything that happened before you woke up in the Everfree. You aren’t even sure if you really are dead.

>Suddenly you feel a hoof on your shoulder.

>It’s Fluttershy.

>You haven’t really noticed you were crying.

>”I know you don’t like talking much, neither do I but it really is better to just talk about it sometimes.” She says with a small smile.

>You sigh and decide to talk. ”My family … well let’s just say they left me and I never really had any friends where I was from but I did have a dog, a little larger then you. He was my only friend and family and he’s probably dead by now because I had to wake up in this hellhole.”

>She just looks at you shocked, she probably didn’t expect you to have a pet of your own, or she probably didn’t expect you to respect any life.

>She just nodded and sat next to you and smiled while looking up to you.

>You look down at her and start smiling.

>She goes back to her friends where now having a picnic.

>Back on earth you would always sit and listen to conversations around you, this time you can’t.

>You wonder what ponies talk to each other about.

>You also can’t help but notice they also eat fruits and veggies as well as pastries and such.

>That punch looks pretty damn good as well.

>Soon the day rolls over and you head back home with Fluttershy.

>Today turned out pretty good.

>Maybe staying here is safer then out in the forest.

>Today Fluttershy takes you back to Rarity’s to pick up your clothes.

>They are perfect, you tell Fluttershy to give Rarity my thanks and you bow your head a bit to Rarity trying to give the impression that you are thankful.

>You admit you thought they would be all gay and glittery and shit like all the other things she’s working on.

>Fluttershy brings you to a place that looks like It was made out of ginger bread and other assorted goodies.

>There’s that pink mare again.

>She giggles at you.

>You kind of admire that.

>They just talk for a while over some cake.

>The pink mare gives you some too. Weird no one knows I’m an omnivore.

>you ask Fluttershy to let you go again, not to kill but to stretch your arms and such.

>You didn’t change your clothes you think you’ll go for a swim today anyways.

>Unlike the Everfree it always seems sunny around Ponyville, you wonder about that.

>You’ll ask Fluttershy about that later.

>She lets you go.

>This time you don’t venture deep into the forest but you turn around and make your way to a river, you just want a nice stroll, not some wild animals trying to bite at you.

>You think you see splashing up ahead.

>You run up and upon closer inspection there’s an orange winged filly in the water.

>You stop to think for a second.

>If you save her and run to Ponyville with a filly in your arms they will probably attack you or... they will finally see that you’re not all bad and you’ll live happily ever after with colorful ponies. If you don’t save her maybe you could have some pony meat again also you still pretty much haet ponies. Then again they aren’t as bad as those other creatures in the Everfree.

>FFFF God damn it Anon she’s just a kid.

>You take off your pants and shirt as you run towards the edge of the river then dive.

>You grab her then swim back.

>She’s not breathing FFFFUCK.

>You push down on her abdomen about 2 fingers from the sternum and perform CPR.

>You sure hope it works the same way with ponies.

>She coughs up water and stairs at you.

>you lay her on your side and get your pants back on.

>You take your old shirt and wrap her in it.

>Well so much for your peaceful afternoon swim.

>She passes out and you carry her back to the direction of Ponyville.

>First thing you hear are screams.

>Well that’s fucking perfect.

>You run through Ponyville with her till you see what looks like a school.

>Maybe they would have a school clinic or maybe someone would take her from you and get her some real medical attention.

>You hop the fence into a school playground.

>You see a cerise mare staring at you through the window horrified.

>You slowly place the filly down as you stare at her then run for it.

>You were planning on tossing the shirt anyways.

>Your path out of the playground is blocked by Twilight.

>God you fucking hate this pony most of all.

>She uses her magic and slams you against the wall of the school building.

>You don’t have a shirt on so your skin gets scraped.

>You don’t try to run anymore, you wish you knew a way to avoid or disrupt magic.

>You get to your knees and lay on your belly with your hands over your head.

>She lifts the strap of your belt with magic and carries you back to Fluttershy.

>She looks like she’s lecturing the both of you, you can’t understand a word of it.

>Mehh could have been worse.

>Flutters then does the routinely bathing you.

>She also rubs some disinfectant on you scrape along your back.

>She then feeds you, ties you up, and heads off to bed.

>You eventually find sleep as well.

 

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>You are starting to run out of Jerky so Fluttershy lets you go to Everfree again despite her friends wishes to keep me tied up.

>You do a few stretches and pushups before you venture in deeper.

>You see a pale yellow filly with red hair and a pink bow traveling alone.

>Very tempted to have pony meat.

>Part of you is saying “DOITFAGGET No one will ever find out if the take her body deeper into the forest.”

>You were never really a bad person on Earth, always kept to yourself, helped people out if they needed it, said your pleases and thankyous, had good manners.

>You sought salvation on the Internet to cure your loneliness eventually which gave birth to your feelings and urges to abuse animals, piss off others for lulz, and other horrible ideals.

>Your time fighting to stay alive in the Everfree the first few days you were here plus the frustration of being outcasted by the most civilized creatures you have come across so far has made those horrible feelings and urges grow.

>Another part of you is saying “She’s just a kid Anon, you should go with her and make sure she stays safe.”

>You are still a human, with human feelings, you aren’t a saint but you aren’t completely horrible either.

>Also last time you tired to help a filly out you just got raped with magic.

>”……..Lol nahh I’m going to fuck with her a bit then kill her.”

>You sneak up on her then jump on top of her pinning her down with one hand, holding the knife in the other.

>She is kicking wildly for dear life and screaming.

>You just laugh for a second, it’s kind of adorable.

>Wait a minute, this isn’t you.

>You would never hurt anything in the past, what’s happening to you.

>Not everything in this world is bad, you learned that yet you still want others to suffer.

>You drop the knife and let her go.

>All of the sudden there’s a bright green glowey monster in your face.

>you get up and swing your knife at it yelling out “BACK OFF”

>You realize it’s just dust, and it soon dissipates.

>You see your ex-meal is currently hiding behind a zebra.

>You give it a cold threatening glare, yet the zebra stands its ground.

>You decide it’s not worth the trouble and you let them go.

 

>Milk will do for today.

 

>You wake up the next day, this time Fluttershy isn’t there.

>That’s odd.

>You also realize none of the little critters are around.

>You recall the day before .

>”Ohh…. Right they are probably mad at me for scaring the shit out of a filly” you mumble to yourself.

>suddenly regret not killing the zebra and the filly.

>You need to get the ropes off, but you are immobilized and soon give up.

>Soon you heat the door open.

>Twilight…

>She unties the rope binding your legs and leads you outside.

>You are suddenly blinded by a light that matches the intensity of the sun, you can almost feel your skin blistering under the rays.

>You also feel a pressure on your skin and chest, you can’t breathe.

>Everything goes dark.

 

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>Everything suddenly feels cold around you.

>You wake up to a buck in the chest.

>You are in a basement dungeon with your wrists chained up.

>You take another to the face.

>These ponies aren’t really all that strong but the majority of them sure pack a good kick.

>It’s a royal guard and he looks pretty pissed.

>You notice he has a familiar cut on his leg but it’s all stitched up.

>Well that’s fucking great.

>You kick back at him but he dodges.

>waitaminute.

>these chains are built for ponies.

>With a bit if struggling you get one hand out and you pull your hand out of the other.

>the cuffs are adjustable but it looks like they didn’t know how flexible human hands are.

>The guard is basically shitting in his pants now….. relatively speaking.

>He turns around and screams for help.

>there are others that are in other cells in the dungeon that are also yelling plus it looks like he came alone just to fuck you up because of what you did to his little guard friends.

>This is the perfect opportunity to let out all your frustrations.

>You jump at him pinning him down onto his back then you proceed to beat his face in.

>You want to kill him but now is not the time.

>You take that helmet of his and hit him across the face with it and he’s outcold.

>You get out and lock the gate.

>As you run looking for the exit you wonder what these ponies could have done. Everyone you met seemed so nice… aside from the fact they pretty much out casted you and saw you as nothing more than a pony eating monster.

>Ohh god what if you dropped the soap.

>You spot the exit and start running for it.

>You get out and are greeted by 12 more royal guards.

>They look a bit shocked to see you, no surprise there.

>As much as you would love to try and fight all of them you are tired and hungry and should not waste your energy.

>You run straight through and just keep running.

>This palace or castle is pretty big and you have no idea where you are going.

>It’s like running through a huge maze, plus 12 royal guards are ganging up on you.

>What these ponies lack in size and strength they sure do make up for in stamina and speed.

>you get to 2 large double doors and hope it leads to outside, although once outside you do realize you probably won’t get far.

>You would probably be swarmed by not only Pegasai guards but Unicorn ones as well.

>Fucking magic.

>You Spartan kick one of the doors open.

>And see a large white winged unicorn thing with ….you really don’t know what to say about that hair, It’s pretty gay though.

>Looks like Twilight is with her.

>They both look shocked to see you as well.

>”Aww fuck she must be their fucking …. All powerful ruler or some shit” you say to yourself as she uses her magic to float you over in front of herself .

>The guards soon come but she dismisses them.

>You land on your ass and you prop yourself up with your arms.

>Fuck you hate magic.

>She stares you down.

>You look up with pleading eyes, you know you probably don’t deserve mercy but it’s worth a shot.

>She says something to Twilight and Twilight pins you down with magic.

>Fucking ponis and their fucking magic.

>”Please…. I’m sorry… d-don’t kill me.” You know it won’t help but you are scared shitless and are trying to beg for your life anyways.

>She walks over to you and puts her horn on your forehead and a bright yellow comes from the horn.

>thisishowidie.jpg

>Then she gets up and stairs at you.

>Wat.

>”You assaulted and murdered 2 royal guards, devoured their flesh, and assaulted innocent civilians. Explain yourself.” She says with a cold stern voice.

>Allofmywat.

>You are scared shitless and confused and can’t bring yourself to speak.

>Twilight trots up and says “What spell did you cast on him Princess?”

>All of the sudden, Lyra out of fucking nowhere runs through the large double door and gets between me and the other 2.

>”WAIT PRINCESS, please don’t banish him this is all a huge misunderstanding.”

>She looks like she was kicked around a little bit.

>”You know as well as I do that I do care for all forms of life, but when one threatens the safety of those I care about I have to take action.”

>”I-I bet I could tame him.” She continues, tears forming in her eyes.

>”Even our element of kindness couldn’t tame him how do you expect to do that?”

>Lyra looks to the ground and you see tears fall.

>”Normally under the circumstances I would banish him outside of equestrian territories or turn him into stone to be watched and hated for all eternity. Why should I just let him off?”

>”Please...  let me take care of him and... study him. If he gets out of control again you can banish us both.”

>You just sit there and keep quiet.

>The princess turns around and thinks for a moment.

>”So be it. I will allow him to stay within the borders of Equestria, however if he hurts anypony else just remember it will be on your hooves.” The princess said turning back around.

>That fucking guard.

>”Uhhh, that’s starting now right Princess?” you say with a smirk.

>Badpokerface.jpg

>Twilight and Lyra look at you in complete shock.

>The princess glares at you wondering what you’ve done.

>Lyra can see where this is going.

>”WELL THEN, we’ll just be on our way hehe better uhhh feed him or something.”

>She jumps on you and teleports the both of you outside the castle grounds.

 

>She is still on your lap but she is looking away nervously.

>You don’t know what to say either.

>”Uhhh hey Lyra?” you say standing up while gently pushing her off. Still a little shaky after your encounter with the Princess.

>”Y-yeah?” 

>”Thanks.”

>”Hey.”

>”Yeah?” She seems to be slowly losing her timidness.

>”I was just wondering, why … why are you so nice to me I mean … I kind of tried to kill you when we first met and all.”

>”Well I…” she sighs.

>She grabs your hand with magic and pulls you into an alleyway and looks around.

>”I know this is going to sound crazy but I’ve been having dreams about… creatures like you.”

>”lolwat”

>” I know it’s stupid, even my roommate thinks I’m bucking nuts. It’s just that in my dreams humans are amazing creatures that use technology instead of magic and I find it so… amazing. I’ll uhh tell you more about them later, I have a few friends here from when I lived here a while back, maybe at least one of them will let us stay the night.”

 

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>You get to this great condo not far from the palace getting plenty stares as you do.

>In Ponyville they never really called you out on anything and they usually just backed off and hid. Over here you can hear remarks on your appearance and it kind of pisses you off. You are tempted to grab this one grey stallion with purple shades and tell him to repeat what he just said in your face.

>You do not want to make a scene though, especially with so many ponies around to witness and the castle not far from where you are walking.

>You get to a door and Lyra raps it.

>You are greeted by a grey pony with raven black hair.

>”Hey Tavi I know I haven’t exactly been keeping in touch and it’s all so sudden but can we stay the night?”

>She looks at the both of you unsure. The both of you look like you were beaten by royal guards… Owait.

>With a long dragged out sigh she responds. “Ohh of course Lyra, come in.”

>You sit down on the floor leaning back on the wall while Lyra sits awkwardly on her sofa, the place is pretty spacey.

>”So I’m assuming you aren’t here with that… thing just for a friendly visit?”

>You shoot a glare at her.

>Mehh fuck it. It’s not the worst thing anyone said about you.

>”Funny story actually, maybe we can talk about it over … some food?.”

>She signs again “Alright.” You can hear a faint mumble as she walks past you to her kitchen “just have to deal with this crazy mare for one night then shes gone.”

>You crawl over to Lyra.

>You don’t like starting conversations but she just saved your life and the only conversations you had since last human contact was with an introvert pony that didn’t like talking either.

>”Sooo… She seems nice where did you meet?”

> Lyra:”Well I used to play music with Octavia in a little band, we would play for garden parties and galas and such.”

>”k.”

>…

>…

>Damn you and your conversation killers.

>”Well… Then… I went to Ponyville on vacation for some peace and quiet. Met someone though and stayed… well we’re not together anymore but… yeah we’re still pretty good friends.”

>You just sit and listen, all you ever do in situations like this is sit and listen.

>”And... those dreams about humans, how long have you had them?” you say getting into a cross legged position.

>”Hmmm… for as long as I can remember, it’s not frequent though, sometimes I get normal dreams as well as nightmares like any other pony.”

>”…I see.”

>Octavia then brings a tray with veggie sammiches and some fruit salad and sets them on the coffee table in front of the sofa.

>Lyra lifts the sammich with magic and stuffs it in her face and finishes it off in 10 seconds flat.

>Octavia:”So what are you doing here anyways?”

>Lyra:”…Long story…”.

>Octavia:”Well we have all night.”

>Lyra:”You have to promise not to freak out.”

>Octavia:”Sure.”

>You grab some fruit salad. It’s amazing.

>”Fine, so… first I was at Twilights place, some mare that stays in the Ponyville library. I was just getting a good fiction novel when this injured royal guard comes in and tells her some dangerous otherworldly monkey-like creature tried to get into Ponyville and tried to fight it off but it was too strong. So I was like “Is it hairless?” and he was like “Yes.” So I HAD to go with the bearers of the elements of harmony to try to either stop or capture it. So when we got to a clearing we saw him… eating the meat and flesh of a royal guard, 2 of them were found dead.”

>"It was delicious."

>They glare at you.

>"I mean… the salad… not that ponies aren’t delicious best damn thing I ever ate. I mean… I’m going to shut up now."

>Now you remember why you never talked to anyone back on Earth.

>”…Wait this thing can speak?”

>”Apparently, I was quite surprised at that too. Anyways, the element of kindness, Fluttershy suddenly had second thoughts about trying to calm it down and make it go back where it came from so I volunteered. One problem, it didn’t understand what I was saying and It tried to kill me.”

>”Sorry about that by the way.”

> Lyra:”It’s ok, anyways we caught it and twilight made a report to the princess and it took a while because she thought Fluttershy had it all under wraps but he almost killed a filly in the Everfree so she came and I had to go save him.”

>”Thank you.”

> “No problem. So I, Lyra Heartstrings, saved the day and here I am.” She says with a smug look on her face.

> Octavia:”Well… that is quite the story, can I expect not to get eaten or get taken down by royal guards for housing a dangerous exotic animal from the Everfree forest?”

>Lyra:”Don’t worry Tavi, no royal guards are coming after us anymore and Anon doesn’t bite...I think.”

>”Heh… well I'll try not to, anyways I think I'm going to sleep.”

>Octavia:”Good idea.”

 

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>You wake up to the sound of an instrument playing and find Lyra using you as a pillow on the floor.

>You could have sworn she was sleeping on the sofa last night.

>You poke at Lyra to wake her.

>She stirs a bit.

>”Get off me or I’ll rape you, skin you, and eat you in no particular order.” You say as you stretch not realizing that that may not pass for a casual joke in this world especially considering what you’ve done.

>She jumps up right away “Ohh sorry Anon.”

>”Errr… I mean good morning.” You say displaying a poker face as you prop yourself up on your elbows.

>You wonder if ponies can even read your facial expressions, you have a bit of trouble reading theirs but it’s a lot easier then reading a dogs expression or something.

>One of the things you miss about earth is that things like spaghetti falling out of pockets, eating/raping people and babies, as well as racist comments. They always made you laugh.

>You are still unsure how humor works here for obvious reasons.

>”I think… we should get back to Ponyville I’d hate to overstay our visit.”

>”Ohh yeah about that… I kinda didn’t plan the return trip and I’m out of bits.” She says with a smile.

>You groan and lay back down, you don’t like Canterlot at all.

>”Is… it ok?” You turn your head and notice Octavia is standing there.

>”He’ll be fine… Anyways Tavi I was wondering if I could borrow some bits, I’ll be sure to pay you back when I’m in town, I guess I could join the band for a while again once I get Anon settled in Ponyville.”

>No way she’d just give us mo-

>”…Sure no problem.”

>Well either she is really nice or she wants you out, either reason is good for you.

 

 

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>The whole ride home was pretty fucking awkward. Ponies were staring at you and it made you nervous. It was a pretty quiet ride home nonetheless.

>You finally arrive back in Ponyville, now that their all powerful ruler had given you another chance in this hellish world everypony else should right?

>You get off the train with Lyra and head for her house.

>The town seems empty.

>It’s nerve wracking.

>You feel like someone is watching you.

>Suddenly you and Lyra get assaulted with apples and various apple related products.

>Doesn’t really hurt but it kind of pisses you off.

>You roll to dodge them then turn around.

>It’s that orange pony.

>You are at a standoff glaring at each other.

>”Anon we should just… go come on.”

>You don’t budge.

>This pony has got some balls.

>You run at her and she turns around to try and kick you.

>You step back and Grab a leg and lift her up.

>She is kind of heavy and kicking and squirming but you have a good hold.

>”Do that again and I’ll make you paralyzed from the waist down.”

>She stops and looks at you with a mixture of shock and disgust.

>”A-Anon come on just let her go…”.

>You look down and see Lyra tugging at your pants leg.

>You set her down gently and you follow Lyra to her house.

>You arrive, it’s kind of small, like everything else but it’ll do.

>You close the door and lock it.

>”I uhh… think we need a bath” She giggles a little bit.

>”Yeah…”

>”Well you go ahead I’m going to wash my cloths while I wait for you to finish.”

>As soon as you finish Lyra comes out.

>”Alright you’re up. I’ll hang those outside for you.”

>Taking a shower in such a small tub is a huge bitch but you manage.

>As the water runs through your hair you close your eyes and think about things.

>The way princess let you off so easy was kind of strange, you would need to keep on your toes.

>As soon as you get out of the shower you realize your extra clothes are still at Fluttershy’s.

>Fuck, well at least you have a towel to cover up, although it is a little small.

>You lay back on the bed, towel covering your junk.

>All that traveling made you exhausted.

>Lyra hops up on the bed and lays on your side using as you as a pillow.

>Ok this is NOT ok.

>Suddenly you hear someone come in.

>”I thought you locked the door”

>”I did” you say sitting up and scratching your head.

>”Uhh ohh Bon-bon.”

>”Lyra are you home?”

 >She peers in the room, looks at you, promptly turns around and runs screaming.

>”Uhh who was that?”

>”Ohh you know just my roommate I told you about her.” you swear you heard something you can only describe as a squee.

>”You did?”

>She runs after her roommate and drags her back in the room with magic.

>She is hyper ventilating.

>”Hehe so Bon-bon I was thinking maybe it was about time we got a… pet.”

>”N-NO YOU WANT A PET? WE CAN GET A GOLD FISH SOMETHING FROM FLUTTERSHY BUT WE ARE NOT KEEPING THIS MONSTER.”

>”But he IS from Fluttershy, just think of him as a big cuddly monkey alien.”

>”NO.” She gets up and bolts for the door.

>Lyra closes it with magic then drags Bon-bon on the bed.

>”Go on Bonnie shake hooves with him he’s not a monster like everypony says he is trust me.”

>She hesitantly lifts a hoof up.

>You grab her hoof, her eye twitches as you wrap your fingers around her hoof and pulls her hoof back.

>”Well that was great now can I go?”

>”Well… It’s… really nice to meet you Bon-bon.”

>She jumps behind Lyra. ”That… thing can talk now?” she says a little quieter.

>”Yeah long story short Celestia herself appointed me as his guardian so he’s staying here weather you like it or not.”

>”…Well I’m just going to go for a walk.” Bon-bon just gets up and leaves.

>”Don’t worry Anon she’ll warm up to you, provided you behave yourself.”

>Staying here is going to be a little more awkward then you thought, but at least it’s a roof over your head and you’re not dead.

>For the last 5 mins you’ve been sitting up on the bed and Lyra has been staring at you.

>You are too weirded out to say anything.

>”Hey Anon what does your cutie mark mean?”

>”What?”

>She places a hoof on your shoulder.

>She must mean your tattoo. It’s an awesome demon rat design a friend made for you back on earth It kind of looks like an ancient Aztec design.

>”It’s a rat, in some cultures a rat symbolizes fear and dread and even deceit, but they are also seen as intelligent, adaptive, and cunning and can resemble prudence and foresight.”

>”oooo”

>…

>”…What about… that little tramp stamp you got going on there kind of looks like a… harp?”

>”Cutie mark.”

>”Yeah.”

>”It’s a lyre”

>”ok.”

>”My special talent is playing the lyre.”

>”o…k…”

>She stares at you for another 10 mins.

>This is going to be a long day.

>You hear clopping on the door.

>”I’LL GET IT”

>You get off the bed and hurry to the door.

>CLOP CLOP CLOP

>”Calm your tits pony I’m coming”

>It’s Twilight.

>”Ohh I assumed you were back…”

>FFFFFuck you hate this mare.

>She seems to notice the deadpan glare and the fact that you’re not tied up.

>”Fuck off.”

>She loses composure and backs up a bit, but then straightens out.

>”The princess instructed me to write separate reports on the study of humans and their behavior so I was wondering if…”

>You start growling.

>She takes a few more steps back.

>”Well… in those tests I ran on you before…. According to the readings you have a lot of brain activity, not just that of a mere animal or predator, and now that we can communicate I would like to hear about your kind and where you are from.”

>Ok if you don’t comply you’ll probably get fucked up by that princess again

>Sigh

>”Sure but maybe some other time I’m tired.”

>”Ohh… right well thanks Anon.”

>You go back and curl up next to Lyra’s bed.

 

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>Next morning you see Lyra putting a Lyre and some other things in a saddle bag.

>”Hey Lyra what’s up?”

>”Ohh I’m going back to Canterlot, there happens to be a party in the royal garden in a few days and I need to pay back Octavia, plus I’ll be bringing home some extra cash. I need to go early so I can practice with them.”

>”What? Now? Are you sure? What am I supposed to do while you’re gone?”

>”Just stay out of trouble, don’t attract too much attention to yourself, and don’t eat my roommate or anypony else for that matter.” She says walking towards the door with an apple in her mouth.

>”But, I.”

>”LOVE YA BYE.” She slams the door behind her on the way out.

>Well fuck, do you just stay inside all day? Where is Bon-bon anyways?

>After some rummaging through the fridge for something that’s not hay and flowers you decide to get your shit from Fluttershy’s cottage.

>You cautiously step outside, Getting attacked by confectioneries is the last thing you want this morning.

>You try to keep low but ponies.

>Ponies everywhere.

>They all freak out and hide.

>Aside from the occasional peek from the windows Ponyville seems almost like a ghost town.

>Hopefully Fluttershy won’t freak out and hide like all the other ponies you saw this morning.

>You wonder if they’ll eventually group up and attack you, if you had your knife you might be able to defend yourself against their numbers for some time. Maybe they’ll even kill you in your sleep.

>After a few more mins of you being paranoid you finally arrive to fluttershy’s cottage.

>You get there only to find that It’s locked.

>”Fuck.”

>You see a vulture standing on the fence behind you.

>God this thing look’s creepy.

>”Wait what does Flutters feed her carnivorous animals? I’ll ask her some other time.”

>The vulture just squaks.

>”Fuck did you just respond to me?”

>It’s squaks again.

>”Do you know where Fluttershy went?”

>It unfolds a wind and points to the direction of the park.

>”Thanks?”

>”SQUAK.”

>You jog to the park.

>You see her on the hill having a picnic with some of her friends.

>Fuck I’ll just ask let later last thing I need is to be assaulted by these fuckers.

>”Hey Anon!”

>FFFFFUCK.

>You turn around to see Fluttershy was flying towards you but she recoils as soon as you stop.

>” I’m sorry was going to ask if I could get my cloths back but it looks like you’re busy I’ll come back later.”

>”Ohh wow you really can talk now that’s just… so wonderful.”

>Suddenly pink pony jumps at you.

>”OHH WOW ANON YOU REALLY CAN TALK NOW THAT’S AMAZING IT MUST HAVE BEEN SO SAD NOT BEING ABLE TO TALK I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WASN’T ABLE TO TALK HEY YOU AREN’T MAD WE SOLD YOU OUT TO THE PRINCESS ARE YOU? HEY MAYBE YOU COULD BE MY FRIEND AND I CAN THROW A PARTY!”

>”I uhh… wait could you repeat that?”

> “You could be my friend and I could throw you a party?”

>”No before that.”

>”We sold you out to the princess?”

>Fluttershy tries to shut her friend up. ”I-I’m so sorry. Anon I…”

>”It’s ok I’m not mad and … pink pony thing, I’m not in the mood for making friends today for I am uncertain of my future here right now but if things fair well I’ll consider it.”

>She doesn’t seem too pleased at your response but you don’t really care right now.

>Twilight soon then looks up from her book and notices that you came alone. “Hey Anon where’s Lyra isn’t she supposed to be keeping you confined.”

>Tempted to kill this pony atm.

>”She left for a job in Canterlot, and she’ll be gone for a few days. Look I don’t want any trouble ok? I’ll go home right away if it’s making everyone feel uncomfortable.”

>”Everypony. Also you are causing a public disturbance you should probably go home.”

>What is this bitch some kind of grammar nazi?

>You then feel Fluttershy tap on your shoulder. “Anon I’ll bring your things to you later ok? If you want that is.”

>”Ohh ok do you know where Lyra lives?”

>”I DO I DO.” Pinkie says jumping up and down.

>”Well that would be great thanks.”

>You take a walk near a forest, not Everfree there seems to be some kind of oak tree’s here. You were never great in botany, doesn’t matter though there seems to be a lot of different kinds of plants here.

>Nothing calms your nerves more than quiet walks in a nice safe forest.

>You hear crying all of the sudden.

>You follow it and find 2 stallions picking on a grey pony.

>Calling her a whorse and whatnot.

>You hate assholes like these.

>You run up to them and tackle one of them into the dirt and start beating his face in.

>Attacking a pony probably isn’t the best idea but you won’t let this slide.

>The other jumps on you from behind and you reach over and grab his mane and throw him over your shoulders.

>The one underneath you starts begging for you to let him go.

>You stand up and both of them run for it.

>”I’LL FUCKING EAT YOU BOTH IF I SEE YOU NEAR THIS MARE AGAIN.” You turn around and look at the mare who is cowering at the base of the tree.

>She’s still sobbing but quieter this time.

>She's still shaken up, and seeing the look of murder on your face isn't helping at all.

>You notice her eyes are cross-eyed.

>You see what’s going on here.

>”Do you know what I hate most about Ponies?”. You say with no emotion.

>”N-n-no…”

>”Just because someone seems different, they treat them different.” You say with a small smile while patting her on the head.

>”T-thank you mister noponys ever stood up for me before.”

>She jumps at you and hugs you then flies off.

>What a strange mare.

>Maybe it is best if you just went home you just keep running into shit.

>You finally get there and you are greeted by a pissed off purple unicorn and Bon-bon.

>”THERE YOU ARE!” She then lifts you up with magic. “I thought I told you to go straight home.”

>”I uhh….I got sidetracked.”

>”2 Stallions ran from white tail woods today and said a hairless monkey monster came out of nowhere and attacked them. Any good explanation for that?.”

>”I thought they were ugly.”

>Her jimmies look rustled you are tired and could care less though.

>umad.jpg

>She drops you. “Anon don’t make me have to report this to the princess, just please stay out of trouble luckily they aren’t hurt too bad. Also Pinkie left this package for you.”

>You just wave her off and head off to take a shower.

>She seems confused at your hand gesture, not much of a surprise but soon leaves.

>Bon-bon does not even attempt to talk to you, guess she’s a bit shy when Lyra isn’t there to bug her. You wonder how they met.

 

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>You get up earlier then most of the ponies this time today, you decide to go back to the forest to hang out so you’re not inside the whole day.

>You are beginning to enjoy the nice bright sun and vibrant colors here. Despite it being bright it’s not hot at all, not too cold either.

>You walk around more and find exactly what you’re looking for.

>You also find a river and sit by it.

>You are making a long bow for hunting, about time you got to it.

>You are not going to be some faggot vegetarian.

>You had just found the perfect branch to you and have started shaping it.

>You would worry about fletching later. You had gathered other slimmer sticks for that.

>… as well as the practice.

>You hear something in the bushes behind you.

>”Come out I can hear you just fine, try anything and I’ll skin you alive.” You say calmly as you cut notches in to the end of your bow.

>You turn around and see an orange filly, your eyes widen when you realize you recognize this filly.

>”Hey how are you doing?” you say continuing with a smile on your face.

>”I… I’m fine… thanks to you. ”

>No one has ever given you’re recognition for that, you didn’t even want it anymore.

>Still felt pretty good though.

>”Need something?”

>She gets closer and sits beside you.

>”Nahh, well maybe, but It’s kind of stupid and you seem busy and…. It just wouldn’t work”

>”Shoot.”

>”Well I’m supposed to bring somepony for family appreciation day, but my family is kind of… not around so I was wondering if you could come… I would ask Rainbow Dash but…”

>You stop and look down at her.

>This kid looks pretty depressed about it.

>You never had anyone either from the age of 12 and your unc-… mom’s brother wouldn’t even go to those parent teacher meetings and it made you feel really bad.

>You feel for this kid.

>”Kid what’s your name.” you continue while shaping the bow.

>”Scootaloo.”

>”Hey Scootaloo I would be honored to go to… uhhhh.”

>Scootaloo jumps up and hugs you.

>”THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.”

>There’s that fucking squee sound again.

>You finish up, put her on your shoulder, and head back to Ponyville together.

>”We’ll I’m going this way see you tomorrow!”

>She glides of your shoulders flapping those cute little chicken wings.

>”You don’t want me to walk you home?”

>”n-no it’s fine.”

>You get back and Bon-bon is just on the sofa reading a book.

>She’s obviously trying to ignore you still giving the silent treatment.

>Until she notices the sticks in your hand that is.

>”Hope you’re not going to build a nest in here.”

>You chuckle

>She just stares at you unimpressed.

>”Ohh god you’re being serious.”

>She looks back to her book and doesn’t respond.

>You lay the sticks down under Lyra’s bed and take a shower.

>Being alone with Bon-bon is pretty fucking awkward, at least she’s not screaming anymore.

>You get dressed and head back to kitchen.

>her being mostly quiet reminds you of… you.

>”…Want anything to eat?” you say rummaging through the magic fridge.

>”No.”

>You find an orange, you peel it and pop a slice into your mouth.

>Best orange ever.

>You sit there for 5 mins enjoying each slice.

>”If you get Lyra in any trouble I’ll make you regret it.”

>”Huhh?”

>She doesn’t respond again and doesn’t look away from her book.

>”Heh… I’m going to bed have to be somewhere early tomorrow goodnight Bonnie.”

>”It’s Bon-bon.”

>”Right Bon-bon whatever.”

 

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>You get up at 5am.

>You toss and turn trying to find sleep again but it’s not working.

>”Hehh might as well get ready for… what was it? Family appreciation day?”

>You get changed and look through the fridge.

>You think you’ll make scrambled eggs today, and have another orange.

>You take a stroll around the town, it’s kind of nice when no one is out yet.

>Sun is rising, It’s probably around 6.

>You never asked what time you should meet Scootaloo there, maybe you should go early just in case.

>You sit down by the front door of the school and play around with your butterfly knife.

>You are getting considerably good with this thing.

>You see a mare walking but she stops as soon as she sees you.

>You do a basic aerial flip to close the butterfly knife and slip it into your pocket and get up.

>”Hello?”

>She crouches on the ground trying not to make eye contact.

>Good eye contact kind of creeps you out anyways.

>”One of your students-”

>”Ohh did they bother you, I’m so sorry fillies will be fillies.”

>She’s shaking and talking fast.     

>”No I… uhhh… one of your students asked me to be here because she couldn’t get anyone else to come for… family appreciation day.”

>She slowly gets up.

>You can’t really explain the look she’s giving you right now.

>A mix of “dafuq?” and “don’t shank me.”

>”Don’t worry I promise I won’t hurt anypony.”

>She stands there and looks at the ground as if thinking for a good minute or 2, maybe you should have told scoots to ask for permission first.

>”Why don’t you come inside class doesn’t start for another 2 hours.”

>”Alright thanks.” You reply with a surprised look on your face.

>”So what’ll you be talking about today?” she says as she sets some papers on her desk.

>”Talking?”

>Fuck, what did I get myself into?

>”You didn’t know you would be talking?”

>”N-no  I uhh just, well she looked pretty bummed out about not having family being able to go and I know that feel, so I said OK.”

>She smiles and looks up at you.

>”Well for family appreciation day we get relatives to talk about what they do.”

>Fuck.

>”Wow I uhh… don’t know I’m not exactly 100% proud of what I’ve done, and I’m really not doing anything right now.”

>”It’s fine maybe you can just talk about where you came from or just talk about yourself.”

>”Alright I’ll think about what to say.”

>You sit down leaning on the teacher’s desk while flipping your knife for the next 2 hours.

>Still nothing.

>Fuck.

>Soon little fillys come down giving you weird looks, one of them is trembling at the desk.

>Ohh isn’t that that yellow filly you were about to kill.

>Double fuck.

>”Good morning class.”

>”GOOD MORNING MISS CHEERILEE”

>”Ok class since Scootaloo doesn’t have anypony to bring for family appreciation day she brought us a special guest… uhhh”

>”Anon.”

>”Yes and he’s going to talk about himself and his world.”

>You can hear some of them whispering to each other and some are giggling at you.

>Fuck these brats.

>Before you even start Scootaloo raises her hand.

>”Yeah Scoots?”

>”ARE YOU AN ALIEN?”

>”Something like that I guess.”

>The whole class is suddenly more interested.

>A pony with curly red hear and glasses raises her hand next.

>”So do you have UFO’s and things like that?”

>Fuck this one talks weird.

>Where the hell did they even learn about this shit.

>”Actually yes, humans can’t do magic like ponies so we depend on technology and have high tech flying machines and stuff like that.”

>Maybe this isn’t as bad as you thought it would be.

>A short blue colt jumps out and asks “CAN WE SEE YOUR UFO?”

>”Uhh no? I don’t have one.”

>”Then how did you get here Mr Alien?”

>This is staring to really piss you off.

>Fuck if I know.

>”I uhh… don’t know, I was umm… stranded here.”

>A white unicorn filly with pink and purple hair raises her hand next.

>”Yes?”

>”Do you have other super cool alien stuff with you?”

>HOLY FUCK VOICE CRACKS

>You feel your anger disappear almost instantly.

>”Well yeah actually I do have this one thing.”

>You take your phone out of your pocket and turn it on.

>You really don’t want to use it because there is no possible way to charge and you may really need it one day.

>But for this little filly you’ll make an exception.

>”This is a cell phone you can use it to talk or send a kind of… electronical letter to anyone in the world and there is no magic involved with it. It also has books, a dictionary, camera, video recorder  and other stuff.” You say flipping through pictures.

>You see pictures of your city, your home, your car, your dog and other things.

>”Mr Anon are you ok?”

>Fuck, you realize you spaced out looking at your pictures.

>”Ohh well… this is my home in the human world class.” you say walking around showing them the picture of the city.

>You have their full attention it seems.

>You hear remarks like how big and shiny the buildings are and how everything seems to be made of concrete, they also notice the automobiles.

>Never knew you were this good with kids.

>still don’t want any though, fuck kids.

>”Well anyways… aside from not being able to use real magic or actually fly, which we make up for with our highly sophisticated machinery humans aren’t much different from ponies I guess. Although from my observations here in Equestria ponies seem to be generally peaceful, while humans are mostly…how should I put it… violent in nature? Any more questions class?”

>A grey pony with classes raises a hoof.

>”Do you have a cutie mark?”

>Hmm first Lyra and now them, what is with these ponies and their tattoos?

>Wait why does most of this class have them?

>Yeah here on my deltoid.

>You lift your shirt sleeve to show them.

>A pink filly then speaks.

>”What’s your special talent?”

>You explain it again.

>Scootaloo then asks again “So how did you get your cutie mark?”

>You raise an eyebrow maybe they get tattoos a different way here? ”Well you see humans have this special electronic… quill thing that we use to stab our dermis several thousand times and the ink pigment will stay permanently and you can get them anywhere and as much as you like.”

>the ones without cutie marks seems to smile at this information. Maybe it’s in their culture to get a tattoo?

>Cheerilee then takes over.

>”Alright class I think that’s enough for now you go ahead and have a break.”

>You sit out by the school building and watch the fillies and colts play. Kind of reminds you of your gradeschool days, only you know, you weren’t ponies.

>Soon 3 fillies greet you one of them is Scootaloo.

>”Hey Anon these are my friends Applebloom and Sweetie Belle and we’re the cutie mark crusaders.”

>”Crusaders?”

>”We are trying to find out our special talents so we can get our cutie marks!”

>”…what?”

>Sweetie then speaks up “Hey do you think you can give us a cutie mark like yours Anon?”

>”No.”

>They all say “Awww” in unison.

>AB seems to be standing behind Scoots and isn’t talking.

>”Hey Applebloom I’m sorry about before.”

>The other 2 look at her puzzled, I guess maybe they didn’t hear about it.

>She doesn’t respond.

>”Please elaborate how your cutie marks are obtained. “

>”Huhh? Well we find our special talents and it just.. sort of magically appears, everypony gets one eventually but we haven’t yet.”

>Ohh yeah magic that explains it.

>Soon the day ends and you head home, it was actually pretty fun.

 

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>Today you are going to go hunt again, you still haven’t fletched arrows but you need meat. Animals still aren’t used to your smell so you do have a chance.

>This time you think you’ll head to the bog and see if you can find anything over there.

>you sit and wait for any animal that might be down there, hell even frogs will do. You’re starving.

>You feel like you’re being watched and move quicker.

>You see a wild boar at the far end of the bog and you get up but stay low.

>You can almost taste the bacon.

>Ohh sweet sweet bacon.

>Animals here don’t seem to be alarmed by your scent because it is unfamiliar to them.

>Something grabs you and pins you down with magic.

>It’s a blue mare with a light blue mane.

>She’s also got a purple hat and cape.

>The noise alarms the boar and it runs.

>”SON OF A BITCH! The fuck do you want?”

>”I am the great and powerful Trixie, and Trixie has come to propose a deal with you human.”

>”….I’m listening.” You say slipping your hand into your pocket.

>She trots on over and leans in and whispers into your ear.

>”The great and powerful Trixie will banish you tomorrow at noon in Ponyville where everypony can see.”

>”It’s going to take a lot more then petty magic to banish me you stupid fuck, what kind of deal is that?.” You say in a deep threatening tone.

>”Ohh no, no, you don’t understand, you will pretend to lose to Trixie, you will bow before The great and powerful Trixie in front of everypony and beg for mercy and Trixie will banish you.”

>”…..mmmhmmm and what’s in it for me?”

>”Trixie will banish you to where you came from, Tri-”

>”WHAT? You mean I’m not dead?”

>”HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE, and yes Trixie is the one who brought you here, Trixie will receive a lot of praise and be loved by everypony again.”

>She turns around

>”Ahh yes Trixie can see it now, they will all be happy Trixie took care of the dangerous alien.”

>You stop and think for a second.

>”You got yourself a deal great and powerful Trixie.”

>She releases her magic hold on you and you shake on it.

>”Thank you human, you have made the exact impression Trixie thought you would on these ponies. Ohh and one more thing.”

>”…Yeah?”

>”That whorse Twilight Sparkle, I want you to bring her too me dead before I banish you.”

>”Gladly, but what if she uses magic on me? Do you know a way to interrupt that… magic?”

>”Well if you can somehow interfere with a unicorns horn, its flow of magic will be interrupted for a few seconds. Also grabbing it will render it completely useless until you let go.”

>You say your goodbyes.

>You proceed to catch and eat frogs.

>Fucking Trixie and her magic.

>”Hmmm the horn, its all so obvious how did I not think of it.”

>As you walk back ponies run to hide again, It’s not making you feel any better.

>Suddenly you are greeted by that same grey Pegasus mare from before.

>She has a little filly hiding behind her, you wonder if she was in class today but she looks a bit young to be in school.

>”Hey thanks again for the other day Mister would you like a muffin?”

>”Sure, what kind is it?”

>She reaches into her saddle back and pulls out a muffin and hands it to you.

>”Blueberry!”

>You take a bite, suddenly your day was just made a whole lot better.

>This is the best muffin you have ever eaten.

>”Wow this is amazing did you make it?”

>”Yes! Dinky helped too.” She says looking at the filly hiding behind her.

>You squat down and hold your hand out, “Hello you must be Dinky it’s nice to meet you.”

>”H-hello.”

>”You know I never did catch your name what is it? Me name is Anonymous, Anon for short.” You shove the rest of the muffin in your mouth.

>”My name is Ditzy Do, some of my friends call me Derpy though.”

>That’s kind of harsh.

>”Well thanks for the muffin Ditzy I’m heading home. See ya around. “

>You need a recipe for those muffins if that bitch was serious about sending you home.

 

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>You wake up around 10 the next day

>You take Lyra’s blanket, sure she won’t mind if I borrow it for a while.

>You drop by the library and knock on the door.

>It’s just the mare you wanted to see.

>”Hey Twilight!”

>”Ohh good you made it!”

>”Nope. Where’s Spike?”

>”Ohh, he’s out helping rarity with some chores.”

>”Perfect.”

>”What?”

>”Nothing, so what did you want to know about my world?” you say pulling a book out of the wall.

>”Gosh I don’t know what to start asking… hmmm… can humans do magic?”

>You look through the book, you can’t read anything.

>”Yes, check this out.”

>You sit by a table and motion her to come over.

>You fish a coin out of your pocket and place it on the table.

>”Now watch as I make this coin disappear.”

>You make a rubbing motion with your hand, and lift it. IT’S GONE!

>You really just pushed it slowly off the table into your lap in reality.

>She is in total awe.

>”HOW? you don’t even have a horn? What other magic are you capable of?”

>Gets them every time.

>I guess fake magic isn’t a big thing here, what with all the real magic and all.

>Fucking Magic.

>”Ohh and that’s not all”

>You place the coin in the back of your index and middle finger with your other hand and reach out to hear ear and tap it.

>”Dude It was in your ear.”

>Lol she is freaking out right now.

>”…ok now for one last magic tric- HEY WHATS THAT!” you say pointing at her chest.

>She looks down and you bring your hand up and tap her horn.

>The ink quill and scroll just falls down.

>”W-what did you do that for Anon” she says backing away.

>You jump on her and give one good hard hit to the side of her head.

>”Time to make this look more convincing…”

>You grab ketchup and pour it all over her then wrap her in the blanket.

>Fucking genius.

>You arrive at the town hall a few mins early and just stand waiting for Trixie.

>Then you see Trixie approaching you.

>You unwrap the blanket and lift twilight by the mane showing it to her.

>You hear gasps among the crowd gathering.

>”PONIVILLIANS I, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE HAS RETURNED, AND FOR TRIXIE'S FIRST ACT, TRIXIE WILL BANISH THE EVIL PONY DEVOURING ALIEN. AN ACT THAT NOT EVEN CELESTIA HERSELF COULD NOT MUSTER.

>More ponies start coming out of their houses to see what’s going on.

>You hoped she would fall for it.

>You’ve been wanting this.

>She trots up to you.

>”WHATS THE MATTER ALIEN ARE YOU TO SCARED TO MOVE?”.

>You drop Twilight and kneel down before her.

>She has a huge shit eating grin on her face.

>You grab dirt and throw it at her face.

>Then you jump on her and grab her horn before she can do anything.

>With a loud snap you take her most prized possession, her horn.

>She is rolling on the floor screaming in pain.

>”WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL.”

>You stand up and dust yourself off “Good you stopped talking in 3rd person. People... err ponies like you piss me off sooo I changed my mind.”

>She is still on the ground crying.

>You lean down and pin her head down with your right hand pushing her face into the dirt. “Now We’re even you took away everything from me and now I’ve taken something precious from y-. “

>You are levitated and thrown through the wall of the town hall.

>Your jimmies are rustled.

>You run outside and find ketchup soaked Twilight sparkle standing in between you and Trixie.

>You smirk and walk toward the 2 of them.

>Twilight takes a few steps back and points her horn at you and screams “STAND BACK”.

“Miss Twilight, why don’t you have Trixie explain what our little deal was.”

>Trixie is still cowering behind twilight in obvious pain but shoots you a glare.

>You take another step forward.

>Twilight fires a laser that just misses your face.

>You put your hands up in submission.

>”Woah woah woah watch it.”

>Twilight carries you both into the library and traps you in a purple magical bubble.

>You try and touch it but it shocks you.

>”FUCK TWILIGHT LET ME OUT.”

>”No, I’ve decided you are too dangerous to keep in Ponyville let alone set loose. Now I’ll be taking Trixie’s horn, I might be able to reattach it. Right after I’m making a report to the princess.”

>If you could just get her to listen for fucks sake you could probably keep going with your plan.