Title:           Smarty Kings 2
Author:          Rarifag
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First Edit:      Monday 6th of May 2013 03:09:35 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 6th of May 2013 03:09:35 PM CDT

>Be the fluffy King Smarty Sombra
>You are a very concerned fluffy today
>One of your better Liutenants was snatched by a squad of Pericles's wingies
>You hate Pericles
>You hate all wingies
>But that's why you taught all your unicorns how to make magic
>You dismiss the new Liutenant and go for a stroll about the Human Cave
>Your herd's fluffies spend their time laughing, playing, and shooting the stone wall with their burny-magic
>It warms your heart
>A foal walks up to you, nosing a funny-shaped brown ball with white stripes
"Smawty Kin'! Pway wif fiwwy! Pway wif funneh baww!" she babbles half-singing
>You discard your Regal Armour and cape and play with the herd
>After all, the best smarties are always in-tune with their comerades
>And you are one pretty good smarty
 
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>Be the fluffy Smarty Pericles
>You have beautiful white fluff everywhere but your head-holder, which is black and neatly-trimmed
>Your tail follows suit with your head
>You're also VERY smart
>Also have larger wings than the other wingies in your herd
>Your ONLY WINGIE herd
>Stupid unicorns
>Stupid earthies
>Two of your shock trooops have brought back a Liutenant of Sombra's dummy herd
>He's a small fluffy, is this what passes for leadership in the unicorn ranks?
"Fiwthy heathen! Teww Smawty Pewicles wha' stupid unicown doin' on [i]wingie[/i] end of Da Big Gween!"
>He glares at you
"We awweady as'ed him abou' stuff. Dummy fwuffy nu talkies" one of your Troopers declares with a smile
>Red owwies leaks from his sniffer, mouth, and ear
>Good wingies
>You walk towards the fluffy and put your hoof under his chin
>His front two hooves are being held up by your flying troopers
"Nu talkies?"
>You bite his sniffer, making him cry out
"Dere we go wittle guy, dewe we go, gud start"
>He's sniffing a little bit, about to cry
"Now, teww yow bettahs wut dey wan'"
>He's babbling a little bit
"Wet's stawt simple. Teww Pewicles fwuffie's name"
"...Bowdah"
"Das gud, das gud" you whisper
"Tell Pewicwes why dere aw DUM UNICOWNS in MY LAND"
>You had to use your Scary Voice
>Ah well, cleanup should be easy
>Dummy Boulder begins to make scaredey poopies all over the floor
>As far as you know, only you and Sombra can talk like there's two fluffies talking
>Still close to the dummy, you smirk
>Smirking is like smiling, but it means that dummy fluffy getting smirked at is even more dummy
>Suddenly, he fires magic at your head!
>It bounces off your Shiny Helmet
>You're such a lucky fluffy
>One of your flying troopers isn't though, he got roasted and is taking big sleepies
>The lack of support on his arm made the stupid Boulder fall to his back
>Full of anger, you pounce and smash his stupid head-holder in with a one-hoofed mighty stomp
>Feels good to be the Smarty
>You clap your hooves together
"YOSEF! EAGLEW!"
>Two smaller wingies come out from a small place in the Smarty Room
>You open your arms to the scene in front of you
"Cwean dis pwace. Pewicles wan' speciaw huggies in a wittle bit, so huwwy up"
>You don't have any earthie slaves, unlike Sombra
>But you do have runts
>You exit the Smarty Room and look out over the Jim
>You live in an enclosed home a small bit away from The Big Green
>The home is huge, and your herd is huge
>They fly, play, march, and order slaves around
>It's a good herd
>You read once that a really big herd like this can be called a "horde"
>Hoomans must know their stuff, you guess
>They did build the Jim after all
>Who was this Jim anyway?
>Well, they also built the Unicorn Cave
>You'll get them one day
>And then you'll tear Sombra's horn from his stupid head
>You fix your helmet
>It's made of the same stuff as Sombra's "Regal Armour"
>Dummy monarch
>Dummy shock troopers not getting their hands on the rest of the flat shinies
>You dismiss all the dummies in your life and get to playing with your herd
>After all, the best smarties are always in-tune with their comerades
>And you are one pretty good smarty