Title:           Smarty Kings 1
Author:          Rarifag
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First Edit:      Monday 6th of May 2013 03:09:04 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 6th of May 2013 03:09:04 PM CDT

>Be a fluffy pony named Grassy
>Your stupid earthie mumma gave you the name
>You don't hate earthies, they're all just stupid
>That's why your herd enslaves them
>You're out on a patrol now with two other unicorns
>Boulder is a small gray fluffy with lighter-gray head holder and tail fluff
>Bottle is a bigger green fluffy with darker-green head holder and tail fluff
>You're all looking for earthies to bring back to Smarty King
"Wook ova' dere fo' wingies Gwassy!" Boulder says
>You do as he says because he's something Smarty King calls a "Lou Tenant"
>You knew a fluffy named Lou once
>She was pretty
>You hear shuffling in the tall grassies ahead
"Bowdah! Gwassie see somfin' in da gwassies!"
>He runs over to check it out
>Two dark monsters instantly drop from the sky, laughing a scary laugh
>You instantly know what attacked your Lou
>Puffing your cheeks, you fire up your horn
"GO 'WAY WINGIES! DUM FWUFFIES!"
>A line of white sparklies flies from your horn thingee and barely hits a dummy wingie
>Earthies are okay enough, you sometimes feel bad because they're so stupid
>But you do hate wingies!
>You've hated wingies ever since you were born!
>Smarty King helped all the unicorns in your herd learn how to use their horn-thingees to make hurty sparks
>Smarty King also told all of the unicorn fluffies about how stupid earthies need help with "Phils Call Labour"
>You knew a fluffy named Phill once
>Then Smarty King told a story about how mean meanie wingies were
>Stupid meanie wingies!
>You chase after the two wingies, who've begun flying with Boulder in their hooves
>If only you could fly...
>You feel sad as you watch sleepy Boulder fly off with the wingies
>Bottle starts crying, so you give him hugs
>You have to be brave, you have to be strong
>You have to tell Smarty King what happened
>You're a little scared now, because you're entering the Throne room of King Smarty
>It's really dark and smells like red owies
>Your herd lives in a really big stone cave on one end of The Big Green
>The grassies in The Big Green aren't good nummies, Smarty King told you that!
>He's so smart
>He's also strong and smells pretty all the time
>Even his poopies smell pretty
>On the other end of The Big Green are the dummy wingies
>Their Smarty must be smart too, since only wingies from that herd can fly
>As far as you've noticed from lonely fluffies discovered on patrols
>But he's not as smart as King Smarty!
 
>You take a few scared steps forward towards the dark
"Ki-King Smarty?"
"Yes, Gwassies?"
>You love King Smarty because he knows every fluffy's name
>You also love him because he can do a scary but smart trick with his voice
>It sounds like two fluffies are talking at once!
>Isn't that a neat trick?
>Still pretty scary, actually
"A wepowd abou' da patwol-"
"Ah yis, we got da' earthies you sen'. Vewwy gud Gwassy, vewwy gud"
>You gulp in fear
"Weww, King Smawty, is not aww gud"
>You almost make poopies when two green shinies start glowing from the dark
>Purple smokies surround the shinies
>Those're King Smarty's eyes, and another neat-but-scary trick
"Wut Gwassies mean, NOT. AWW. GUD?"
"Wingies weww dewe! Wingies took Bowdah! Haf to save Bowdah!"
>The smokies around King Smarty's eyes moves faster
>That mean's he's thinking
>Smarty King is so smart
>He steps towards you, off his throne
>He's really big, but smaller at the no-no's and poopie-place end of him
>He's mostly gray, with a lot of fluff around his head that looks like it's always in the wind
>He also has a red cape on his back
>That means he's not only Smarty, but KING Smarty
>You wish you had a cape some days
"Bowdah was a gud unicown, a gud fwuffy"
>Smarty King looks sad
>You know better than to give him huggies, though
"Hewd not weady fow waw..."
>You're a little scared now, because you're entering the Throne room of King Smarty
>It's really dark and smells like red owies
>Your herd lives in a really big stone cave on one end of The Big Green
>The grassies in The Big Green aren't good nummies, Smarty King told you that!
>He's so smart
>He's also strong and smells pretty all the time
>Even his poopies smell pretty
>On the other end of The Big Green are the dummy wingies
>Their Smarty must be smart too, since only wingies from that herd can fly
>As far as you've noticed from lonely fluffies discovered on patrols
>But he's not as smart as King Smarty!
>He looks at you
"Nu weady fow Pewicles an' all his fas' wingies"
>He walks out of the Smarty King room
>You walk with him
"Yoo gud fwuffy Gwassy, awways get gud nummies and"
>He shudders
>"Cwystaw Swaves"
>King Smarty calls your earthie slaves "Crystal Slaves" for some reason
>You don't know what a crystal is, but it probably has to do with the shiny gray paper he puts on them
>The shinies make sure the dumb earthies can't escape
>King Smarty also has them around his chest fluff and leggies
>He calls it "Regal Armour"
>You call it pretty
>He stops you two just before you enter the Big Room
"Yoo do weww now, Lou Tenan' Gwassie"
>Your chest starts stomping
>You can't believe you're a Lou Tenant of King Smarty!
>Struggle to speak
"Th-thank yoo King Sm-Smarty!"
>He smirks
"Pwease Lou Tenan', caww me King Sombwa nao"
>You hug him
>He hugs you back
>You love King Smarty Sombra
>and will make as many wingies sleep forever as possible to make sure he's happy