Title:           Northern Exscarfsure
Author:          Rarifag
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/FycY6uSP
First Edit:      Wednesday 18th of September 2013 09:57:31 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 18th of September 2013 09:57:31 PM CDT

>Be Norman
>Hanging out with Nolan at his place
>Sure it freaks you out with the giant gate, lavish palisades, and the giant ass gun his dad always carries, but Nolan's your friend
>You trust him with your life
>...some days
>Walk into his room
"Make yourself comfortable boss"
>Look over at him inputting a code into the panel next to his closet
"Aren't we heading out to Cloud Walker's party?"
>He looks back at you, a smirk on his face, smile curled fiendishly
"Yeah man, but y'know-"
>The closet opens, revealing walls upon walls of scarves
>Each is ever so slightly less-identical to the one after it
>All have the Fleur-de-lis in seven different metals
>Walk in, mouth agape
"-it's all in the scarf"
>The scarves are arranged under plaques reading things like "Lion", "Tiger", "Bear"
"Oh... my"
>Look to the left, noticing a vault
>A plaque under it reads "Scarf porn"
>Nope.png
"Hey, Nolan-broski, I'm gonna wait it out here"
>He's got like five scarfs on his arms
"Suit yourself man. Have some chips I have set up or whatever"
>Walk out of that terrifying dungeon
"Just don't SCARF them all down!"