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Northern Exscarfsure

By: Rarifag on Sep 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.10 KB  |  hits: 27  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Be Norman
  2. >Hanging out with Nolan at his place
  3. >Sure it freaks you out with the giant gate, lavish palisades, and the giant ass gun his dad always carries, but Nolan's your friend
  4. >You trust him with your life
  5. >...some days
  6. >Walk into his room
  7. "Make yourself comfortable boss"
  8. >Look over at him inputting a code into the panel next to his closet
  9. "Aren't we heading out to Cloud Walker's party?"
  10. >He looks back at you, a smirk on his face, smile curled fiendishly
  11. "Yeah man, but y'know-"
  12. >The closet opens, revealing walls upon walls of scarves
  13. >Each is ever so slightly less-identical to the one after it
  14. >All have the Fleur-de-lis in seven different metals
  15. >Walk in, mouth agape
  16. "-it's all in the scarf"
  17. >The scarves are arranged under plaques reading things like "Lion", "Tiger", "Bear"
  18. "Oh... my"
  19. >Look to the left, noticing a vault
  20. >A plaque under it reads "Scarf porn"
  21. >Nope.png
  22. "Hey, Nolan-broski, I'm gonna wait it out here"
  23. >He's got like five scarfs on his arms
  24. "Suit yourself man. Have some chips I have set up or whatever"
  25. >Walk out of that terrifying dungeon
  26. "Just don't SCARF them all down!"