Title:           THE NEW QUEST: EQUESTRIA QUEST 1.2: Just the story
Author:          Ranger_Of_The_Wastes
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/DHv8XQA5
First Edit:      Saturday 12th of April 2014 03:31:33 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Saturday 12th of April 2014 03:31:33 AM CDT

Seeing as CYOAfag is going to be gone for a while, I think it would be most prudent to bring back...
 
EQUESTRIA QUEST!
 
That's right folks! The amazing adventure that really only had three people guiding it in it's original version is back, and better that ever!
 
SO LET'S GET STARTED!
 
>You wake up in a field, with the sun blinding your eyes.
>You get to your feet, getting a little dizzy in the process.
>Magical cleaner will do that to you.
>Looking around, you see a couple trials leading out of the forest. One to the north, the other to the south.
>There is also a hut here.
 
>What do?
 
STATS:
 
Health: 80%, headache, nausea
Sanity: 90%, crystal clear
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 0/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
Lockpick: 0/10
 
 
 
 
 
>You decide to go north.
>The path doesn't have much on it, just trees and shit.
>Along the way, you run into the Cutie Mark Crusaders, trying to get Cutie Marks as drug dealers.
>"Yo, wan to buy summat dis dank ass shit?" Scootaloo says to you.
>"Yeah, we gots the best weed dis sida Cunterlick!" says Sweetie Belle.
>"It doesn't even taste like apples!" Apple Bloom says, stupid smile on her face.
 
>What do?
 
STATS:
 
Health: 85%, headache
Sanity: 90%, crystal clear
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 0/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
Lockpick: 0/10
 
 
 
 
 
 
>Deciding not to buy any weed, seeing as you have no money, you continue on the path.
>But not before haranguing them about how drug are bad, which they brush off, screaming about how they'll call their cousin.
>By the time you reach Ponyville, it is getting dark.
>Looking around, something doesn't feel quite right.
>You keep walking down Mane Street.
>All the houses have their lights off.
>It's getting eerie.
>You walk up to the library and knock on the door.
>No response.
>Knock again, nothing.
>You try a few more houses, nut no one is home.
>You are pondering this when you see a figure in the distance.
>He goes into a backalley.
>awshit.jpg
 
STATS:
 
Health: 90%
Sanity: 80%, a little cloudy
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 0/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
Lockpick: 0/10
 
 
 
 
 
>Well you thought you were alone.
>The Cutie Cunt Crusaders walk up behind you.
>"Hey Scoots, iss that nigga from before!" Sweetie Belle says.
>"Aw shit, that boy gonna get his ass best for not buying any of our 420 shit!" Scootaloo replies.
>"At least he doesn't smell like apples!" Apple Bloom quips, with a blank expression on.
>They begin to advance on you, brandishing switchblades.
>"What did I tell you kids! Drugs are bad, m'kay? Why are you not listening! LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT, M'KAY!?"
>On top of it, you can see a figure in the distance.
 
>What do?
 
STATS:
 
Health: 90%
Sanity: 80%, a little cloudy
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt, (1) pair of jeans, (1) pair of white underwear
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 0/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
Lockpick: 0/10
 
 
 
 
 
>Running away from the drugged out Cuntsaders, you sprint toward that figure in the distance, one thought coursing through your mind.
>"I, ANON OF EARTH, MUST GIVE THAT THING ORAL SEX!"
>You shout this at the top of your lungs, and the figure turns and starts running.
>"DON'T FEAR ME, I ONLY WISH TO PLEASURE YOU WITH MY MOUTH!"
>You reach the figure and tackle it.
>You pin the figure to the ground, and you're pretty sure it's a grey mare.
>"Are you going to give me muffins mister?"
>That voice stops your in your tracks.
>"Oh shit. It's the goddamn retard." You think.
>You move your head downward, and bury your face in her plot.
>She tastes like the butthurt tears of people offended over the name "Derpy".
>Put your continue, forcing your tongue in her soft folds like a knife.
>You can't tell if she likes it or not, you can't hear her over your primal ROOOOAARRRRR OF ANONESS AS YOU cum to nothing more than this.
>A gush of fluid hits your face.
>Mission accomplished.
 
>What do?
 
STATS:
 
Health: 95%
Sanity: 85%, a little cloudy
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt (that is soaked with mare juice), (1) pair of jeans (that are soaked with cum), (1) pair of white underwear (that are soaked with cum)
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 1/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
Lockpick: 0/10
Pony "Skills": 1/10
 
 
 
 
 
>"So Derpy... erm..."
>It's a little awkward.
>She just staring at you.
>With those fucking crossed eyes.
>"Where is everyone?" You ask.
>She just stares blankly at you.
>"Why, God, WHY DID YOU CURSE ME WITH THE RETARD?"
>God pops a kernel of popcorn in his mouth, laughing and pointing at you.
>"Many apologies, Anon, for I do not knowth. I left mine warm bed earlier this day, and found not a soul around!" She says to you.
>You blink.
>God spits out the poopcorn.
>"You, You can talk?" You say dumbly.
>"But of course! I am fluent in over twenty languages, and speaketh them all quiet well!"
>Well I'll be damned.
>"I guess we should look for them."
>"That is most agreeable notion, Anon. Let us begin our glorious journey."
>"Oh, and Anon?"
>"What?"
>"That was some quite enjoyable cunnilingus. I shall repay you someday."
 
>What do?
 
STATS:
 
Health: 95%
Sanity: 85%, a little cloudy
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt (that is soaked with mare juice), (1) pair of jeans (that are soaked with cum), (1) pair of white underwear (that are soaked with cum)
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 1/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 0/10
Lockpick: 0/10
Pony "Skills": 1/10
 
 
 
 
 
>The two of you walk for a little while, coming across nothing but empty buildings.
>And a big ass tub of muffins.
>Derpy smells the muffins.
>"Oh, I believe we've doth found some-" She cuts off.
>"Some what?" you reply.
>"Som mufinz!" she yells, running toward the tub.
>"Uhhh, Derpy? Are you okay?"
>"I just founz som mufizs anon!"
>She gets one on her head, like a crown.
 
[Intelligence 3: Realize she's not a god.]
 
FAILED
 
>"Oh, based DerpyGod, how can your humble servant serve you?" You say to her.
>She just stares at you.
>"Mufinz!" is all she says before diving back down into the tub.
>"If that is your wish, then it shalt be my command." you say, walking to the tub.
>You grab her, and start force feeding her muffins.
>She's squirming in your arms, and making muffled choking sounds.
>"Oh my based DeroyGid, I am so glad to see that you are so happy."
 
[FOLLOWER ALERT]
 
Derpy has died!
You have lost Derpy's Secret Intelligence perk.
 
>With nothing better to do, you decide to...
 
>What do? Derpy's house is by here, you could always scavenge for filly supplies.
 
STATS:
 
Health: 95%
Sanity: 85%, a little cloudy
 
Items: (1) gray t-shirt (that is beginning to harden), (1) pair of jeans (that are beginning to harden, (1) pair of white underwear (that are totally solid)
 
SKILLS:
 
Fighting: 2/10
Medicine: 0/10
Speech: 2/10
Lockpick: 0/10
Pony "Skills": 1/10