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Pinkie's Porn Providing Party 2 (Pink vs Law)

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  1. Be Pinkie
  2.  
  3. >Today is a pretty cool day.
  4. >Good grades on last test, party to plan next week, friends in good mood.
  5. >Business picking up…
  6. >Three Premium Folders only this morning.
  7. >Just think about all the things you could buy with so much money!
  8. >Just a little more and covering the school under confetti and streamers will no longer be a dream!
  9. >It might need some balloons to contrast…
  10. >Alright, I need to print at least 10 more folders.
  11. >Or convince one of y stars to pose.
  12. >The last ones sold like buns.
  13. >*giggle* ‘buns’ how appropriate.
  14. >“Hey! You!” calls someone from behind you.
  15. >Ho, business time!
  16. >You turn to greet your customer.
  17. >Nevermind.
  18. >“Axel Forsythe Jones, Hall Monitor. A report of illegal activities in this hallway has been received, Pink Perpetrator, you are our suspect N°1, everything you will say will be used against you.”
  19. >I was expecting you, Mister Jones.
  20. “Mister Hall Monitor! How are you doing? Frowny-Fine? Or Finely-Frowning?”
  21. >“Silence criminal scum! Didn’t you hear my warning?”
  22. “Hooo, I was the subject of that warning! I thought it was someone else, for I am Pinkamena Diane Pie, not Pink Perp, but you can call me Pinkie, my friends do that.”
  23. >“Justice has no friends.”
  24. “Poor Justice, tell me where she lives and I’ll be her BFF right away!”
  25. >“Your mind trick are useless against the Law, Anarchist, I am here to investigate on the activity you are currently practicing in this part of the school. Namely: the distribution of unsavory pictures taken without agreement for your only profit!”
  26. “First: Tricks aren’t my speciality, however, since I am the head of the Entertainement club, I can give you a list of everyone able to perform magical feats. Second: of course pictures are unsavory! It’s paper full of chemicals! Don’t eat such things! Third: I have no idea of what you are talking about Hall Monitor Sir.”
  27. >“Don’t play this game with me, hands against the wall! Under the article 34 of the RuleBook, Teachers, Wardens and Hall Monitors are allowed to body-search any suspect!”
  28. “False! Only against trespassers out of opening hours of the school! Also, the paragraph 2 states that a female student cannot be searched by a Male representative of the law. You are, however, allowed to search through my bag and locker. Also: Body-Searches are a game for you? You must be /fun/ at parties…”
  29. *[spoiler]Sensual Lip Licking[/spoiler]*
  30. >“Open them. And I’m talking about the bag and locker.”
  31.  
  32. >Three seconds later, you hold both locker and bag wide open before Axel.
  33. >After a careful rummaging through your belongings, your not-a-customer-at-all concedes defeat.
  34. >“You’re in the clear. For now.”
  35. “Aww, don’t be sad Hall-Monitoring Mister. We can still be friends.”
  36. >“As I stated earlier: Men of the Law have no need for friends.”
  37. “Mmh… ‘Men of the Law’… So Law has more than one husband… Who knew Sophie had a harem of boys, man I’m jealous.”
  38. >“Beg your pardon?”
  39. “Mmh? Did you hear anything?”
  40. >“…”
  41. “Ho! Before I forget! This entire sordid affair just reminded me of something! During PE I found this envelope. It might be a clue for your investigations!”
  42. >He snatches the item without a word and opens it with a swipe of his favorite tool.
  43. >For a hundredth of a second there is a different emotion on his face.
  44. >Too many at once to make a list.
  45. >“Do you have a death wish, Pink Perp?”
  46. “Why? Bad news? Aww I’m so sorry…”
  47. >“What are you trying to do?”
  48. “I’m trying to help! That’s what any good student would do!”
  49. >“By giving me naked pictures of So- That One Lawyer Girl…”
  50. “Ho my goodness! Was that what was in it? I’m so sorry Mister Jones, I didn’t know… The censor bar on her face made it hard to recognize… But you’re right; the woman on that picture has the same skin, hair and body type!”
  51. >“… Miss Pie, from now and until you serve rightful detention, we are sworn enemies.”
  52. “Aww… I’m really sad to hear it…”
  53. >“I’ll find the proof, you can be sure of that.”
  54. “No, you won’t for there aren’t, I am not guilty. Except of Abuse of Party, article 97, but I mended my ways… honest.”
  55. >“We’ll meet again. When my Axe will give its judgment upon the criminal.”
  56. “You search for that person while I’ll search for whoever tries to tarnish my reputation. If I get any more of these ô so mysterious envelope, I’ll transfer them to you!”
  57. >And so you part ways.
  58. >I wonder who had enough balls to rat me out.
  59. >Pinkie’s Professional Private Picture Providing Party shall not stand for such offense.
  60. >A Private Party is supposed to be PRI-VATE!
  61. >Else, it is no fun.
  62. >And ruining everyone’s fun isn’t allowed.
  63. >The good news is that my plan worked without itch.
  64. >Wait a tic. Are we Wednesday yet?
  65. >Ho~hoo! The Vice Principal will meet with the Math teacher behind the gym!
  66. >Must-Get-Material!
  67.  
  68. >Yesterday.
  69. >“A-Are those?”
  70. “Pictures of one of your classmate, well known for his choice of headgear, naked. Yes, those are.”
  71. >“A-A sh-shame these are all cut above his w-w-waist…” *gulp*
  72. “A shame indeed Miss Sophisticata… However, I know someone who could fix this problem… With a little help from your part.”
  73. >“W-with pleasure miss Pie! How may I be of assistance?”
  74. >You pull Mister Snappy out of your hair.
  75. “We just need a little of your time.”
  76. >*Flash* A picture of a bright red Sophie is printed.
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