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Bro, I Shrank your Waifu 3 (Amy&Nol)

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  1. Be Nolan North.
  2.  
  3. >Amy comes back from her phone call.
  4. >Oddly enough it isn’t half as impressive or long as last time.
  5. >“Parents are warned and, although they are still not too happy about me dating you, they promised me that they won’t worry as long as I give sign of life everyday.”
  6. >You don’t know how, but her parents know something… How much is a mystery and it caused some trouble with your relationship.
  7. >You suppose it is logical for parents to be worried about their little girl mixing with a notorious gang.
  8. >“Please, Nolan don’t look so depressed…”
  9. “Sorry Amy… It’s just… You know… What if they are right? I’ll never forgive myself if anything happens to you by my fault…”
  10. >“I know… But I also know that you’ll protect me.”
  11. “I suppose talking about it won’t help. How about eating something? I am kind of hungry.”
  12. >“Sounds good to me! But what do you propose? It’s not like I can eat a lot of things in my current state…”
  13. “Mmh true enough… Soup maybe?”
  14. >“Even a degustation glass would be more than enough… I might drown in the bowl! Hell, you could strangle me with pasta!”
  15. “Death by spaghetti? What a terrible way to go…”
  16. >The two of you share a chuckle.
  17. >“Now I’m wondering… Do you think Rarity could make a dress out of lettuce?”
  18. “I’ve heard Norman saying that she once made a skirt out of candy wrappings for Pinkie Pie. Stay here, I’ll go ask the cook for something that wouldn’t be problematic for you. Be right back.”
  19. >“Alrighty then… Man, having a chef at home must be nice… Say, do you have some candy wrapping around? I bet I can make a hat!”
  20. “Hehe, no, sorry, besides, I don’t want your pretty hair to be all sticky. Feel free to explore the room.”
  21.  
  22. >When you reach the main hall you spot Timothy half hidden in the shadows.
  23. >“So, boss? What did she want?”
  24. “Nothing you should concern yourself about. A question about some math homework.”
  25. >“… I see… Strange though… I was certain I heard her voice… quite clearly…”
  26. “My phone was on speaker mode…”
  27. >“… Okay boss… Are you going to the kitchen?”
  28. “Yes… Have you eaten yet?”
  29. >“Yeah… There is a match I want to see on the TV. Good evening boss.”
  30. >That smile… Is he planning something?
  31.  
  32. >You almost run up the stairs with the tray the chef gave you, your sixth sense nibbling at your reasoning capacity.
  33. >Once you reach the door to your room, you take a second to let you heart recover a normal rate before opening.
  34. “I’m back.”
  35. >“Nolan! Thanks goodness! Help!”
  36. >Crisis mode engaged.
  37. >You put the tray on the closest surface and scan the room.
  38. “Amy! Where are you?”
  39. >“Up here!”
  40. >Bookcase, half height.
  41. “What’s wrong? What are you doing there?”
  42. >“Behind you!”
  43. >You spin and take you knife out.
  44. >Nothing…
  45. >“At your feet!”
  46. >A spider.
  47. >A big one.
  48. >But still.
  49. >Crisis mode disengaged. Knife hidden away.
  50. “Really, Amy?”
  51. >“You aren’t 15 centimeter tall!”
  52. >You crush the 8-legged intruder under your shoe.
  53. >“Eww, there are spider bits on the carpet… You could have just thrown it outside…”
  54. “… Welp. Too late. Let me help you get down.”
  55. >You walk to the bookcase and let her climb on your arm to reach your shoulder where she sits.
  56.  >“Sorry about my freak out… She walked out from under your bed and it surprised me… I think I beat my record at climbing… Buffed Clitoris Shorts Coach would be proud…”
  57. “Are you trying to cut my appetite? Cuz’ you’re off to a great start by mentioning our PE Teacher.”
  58. >“My apologies… You might want to grab that plate; it’s not on a very stable position.”
  59. >Luck is on your side, if you had put it one inch further in any other direction it would be on the ground as we speak.
  60. >You sit on your bed with your guest, the trail on your lap and Amy sitting cross legged next to the bowl.
  61. >“Now that I think of it, shrinking entire populations would solve world hunger…”
  62. “And cause a lot more problems of infrastructure. Maybe it would be easier to reverse the machine and make food bigger…”
  63. >“Note that down, with such ideas we could be world-wide heroes.”
  64. “I didn’t see you as such an ambitious person.”
  65. >She stops eating and looks and looks in the distance.
  66. >“In literature class, teacher said that there was a difference between dreams and ambitions, what do you think?”
  67. “Is there? I mean, dreams are by definition something not real, however, dreams and ambitions can come true… I need a dictionary…”
  68. >“What are your ambitions Nol’?”
  69. “Hehe, we talked about this once already haven’t we? I just want this year to be as normal as possible, but it seems fate doesn’t want any of this…”
  70. >“I know about your desire for this year, but what about… after?”
  71. >You pause.
  72. “I don’t know. The Saints are counting on me. My parents as well. We’ve done much good for this town. The Code made sure we wouldn’t be branded as criminals; however, we aren’t a charity work… I don’t know…”
  73. >“I want to sing and to make music for everyone, I want the people who will listen to me to dance, to dream, to share the feelings I put in my songs, but I would love to have you next to me when I’ll do it.”
  74. “I would love to listen to you all day long. And I’ll do all I can to see this dream come true.”
  75. >“But will you stand next to me when the day will come? Or will you be here? Ruling town…”
  76. >She extends her arm towards you…
  77. >You lift yours.
  78. >And pat her head.
  79. “Get off the plate, I want to put it away.”
  80. >She complies without a word.
  81. >There is no smile on her face.