Title:           Spa Day In Equestria (One-shot)
Author:          Rahzma
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First Edit:      Monday 18th of August 2014 09:37:53 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 18th of August 2014 09:37:53 AM CDT

>Spa day in Equestria
 
>Be Anon
>You've had a long week and decide to treat yourself to some time at the spa to wind down
>When you arrive you notice something a bit odd
>AppleJack is behind the counter instead of the twins
"AppleJack? What are you doing here?"
>"Well hey there Anon. Lotus 'n Aloe are feelin a bit under tha weather, 'n you know how much ah like to help everypony when I can. So, what can I do ya for?"
>Well, this could be pretty nice. You have had a bit of a crush on fruit horse since coming to this place
"Yeah, I came in for the, uh, 'special.' Had a bit of a long week you know?"
>"Shoot Anon ah know how that is. Alright, head on back and ah'll see what ah can do for you"
>You head to the back room waiting for your 'special' massage
 
>Be AppleJack
>"Now what the heck could be the special... Hmm..."
>Finds a piece of paper with special written on it
>Seems like an average service with something called a happy ending
>"Ah know just what to do"
 
>Be Anon
>AppleJack sure is taking a while
>Finally she comes in
>"Now just relax sugarcube, ah'm gonna make all them worries melt away"
>You close your eyes and let the farm pony do her thing
>She begins on your back, her surprisingly soft, yet firm, hooves digging in to your muscles
>Through the experience, the slight aroma of apples fills the air
>You've never been this relaxed
>She continues to work her way down your back, massaging every bit of the soreness out
>If she keeps this up you'll have to propose to her on the spot
>She moves back up to your shoulders, her body pressing up against you
>Shit, she could make a killing and put the twins out of business if she wanted to
>She whispers in your ear
>"You feelin better sugarcube?"
>You nod your head of course
>"Good. How about you flip over now and we'll get you that happy ending?
>Boner at defcon 1 fire when ready
>You can't flip over fast enough
>Once you're settled it she props you up into a bit of a sitting position
>She gets closer to you, holding her body inches from you
>She's on the massage table now
>Her mane out of the usual ponytail has dropped to your chest
>She leans in real close, her body pressing against you as she whispers again
>"You ready sugarcube?"
>You sit there and nod like a retard
>"Here's your happy ending then"
>She reaches down
>And pulls out an apple pie
>Wut.jpg
>"Granny always said ain't nothin make a man happier 'n some good 'ol fashioned home made apple pie"
>She gives you the pie as she climbs down off the table
>"Glad to have yer service Anon, ah hope ah did a good job fer ya"
"AppleJack.... This was the best damn service I've ever had, I love pie."
 
 
 
later you tell everyone about how you ate AppleJack's pie all night