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The Hilt of Justice Part 1 (without OOC comments)

By: Ragnano on Jul 5th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 6.70 KB  |  hits: 9  |  expires: Never
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  1. [19:14] * Ragnano finishes his drink, and then attempts to walk out of the Inn. "No thanks, I better get home now. Whoa, this body isn't used to alcohol yet, I forgot," he says as he almost trips
  2. [19:15] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for walking out
  3. [19:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  4. [19:16] * Ragnano trips once again, almost does a summersault and passes out on the floor
  5. [19:17] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to resuscitate Ragnano using crotch pressure treatment
  6. [19:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  7. [19:17] * Swift_Justice 's method didn't work on Ragnano. Oh well.
  8. [19:18] * Swift_Justice leaves him there and acts like she's never met him before
  9. [19:19] * Ragnano mumbles something unintelligible in his sleep
  10. [19:20] * Swift_Justice heads back over to the empty table in the corner and sits down
  11. [19:22] * Swift_Justice feels bad for what she did to Ragnano
  12. [19:22] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to combat feels
  13. [19:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  14. [19:22] * Swift_Justice conquers her feels and no longer feels bad
  15. [19:31] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt to move Ragnano into a chair
  16. [19:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10
  17. [19:31] <Swift_Justice> "Fuck...He's too heavy...."
  18. [19:31] * Swift_Justice fails. She probably doesn't even lift. What a pleb.
  19. [19:32] * Swift_Justice heads back to her table, having combated feels already, she's unaffected
  20. [19:38] * Swift_Justice looks around the room, spotting any potential witnesses
  21. [19:39] * Swift_Justice awkwardly stands there with her sword strapped to her side
  22. [19:39] <Swift_Justice> "Oh...Put it outside?....Okay."
  23. [19:40] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to drag Ragnano outside
  24. [19:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15
  25. [19:42] <Swift_Justice> "I'm giving you a choice here. Blade or hilt?"
  26. [19:42] <Swift_Justice> "Shit, you're still asleep.."
  27. [19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to bitch slap him awake
  28. [19:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8
  29. [19:43] * Swift_Justice slaps like a mare...Oh wait.
  30. [19:43] <Swift_Justice> "Well, this is going to be less fun..."
  31. [19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go in soft using the hilt
  32. [19:43] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  33. [19:44] * Swift_Justice fucks up and shoves it almost all the way in
  34. [19:44] <Swift_Justice> "OH SHI--"
  35. [19:44] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up
  36. [19:44] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  37. [19:45] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for consensual hilting
  38. [19:45] <GameServ> 3 == 3
  39. [19:46] <Swift_Justice> "Well, that really wasn't supposed to happen."
  40. [19:46] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up
  41. [19:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  42. [19:46] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for brutal hilting
  43. [19:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
  44. [19:47] * Swift_Justice forces it in and out with massive strength. Tough love, mate.
  45. [19:48] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for wakin up... once again
  46. [19:48] <GameServ> 16 == 16
  47. [19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Oh look, you're awake.)
  48. [19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Well, a bit late to explain everything."
  49. [19:49] * Ragnano wakes up with a start, finding himself in a very weird situation
  50. [19:49] <Swift_Justice> "So now I can give you a choice... Do you want the blade side instead?"
  51. [19:49] <Ragnano> "AAAAHHH, WHY DO I HAVE A SWORD HILT UP MY BUM? And no, I rather not.)
  52. [19:49] <Swift_Justice> "Alright then."
  53. [19:50] * Swift_Justice intensifies the sword rape
  54. [19:50] <Swift_Justice> "I know you like it, Ragnano."
  55. [19:51] * Ragnano starts to scream, but shoves a hoof up his mouth to prevent the noises to come out
  56. [19:51] <Swift_Justice> "Yes...Don't scream..."
  57. [19:51] * Swift_Justice whispers "It's gonna be alright..."
  58. [19:51] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go at mach speed
  59. [19:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6
  60. [19:52] * Swift_Justice only goes a little bit faster
  61. [19:52] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for enjoying it
  62. [19:52] <GameServ> 1 == 1
  63. [19:52] * Ragnano starts to bite his hoof even harder
  64. [19:53] <Swift_Justice> "Now...Tell me when you're ready, Ragnano..."
  65. [19:54] * Ragnano says inbetween screams "Can't you at least lube it up???"
  66. [19:54] <Swift_Justice> "Don't worry, your juices will lube up nicely."
  67. [19:54] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for anal integrity
  68. [19:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12
  69. [19:55] <Ruby_McCoal> *Your anus remains somewhat normal size, tho its been wounded a bit*
  70. [19:55] <Swift_Justice> "Now, I'm going to increase the speed, alright?"
  71. [19:55] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to intensify sword rape
  72. [19:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  73. [19:55] * Swift_Justice can't seem to go any faster. Oh well
  74. [19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for anal devastation
  75. [19:56] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  76. [19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d4 for anus damage
  77. [19:56] <GameServ> 2 == 2
  78. [19:56] * Ragnano bites his hoof again
  79. [19:57] * Swift_Justice purrs "Come on, Ragnano...You know you crave it..."
  80. [19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> *As Swift shakes the hilt around, Ragna leave out muffled scream of pain as his butthole takes 2 damage*
  81. [19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> (you have 10 total hp, 0 means broken rape victim)
  82. [19:58] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for escaping
  83. [19:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
  84. [19:58] <Swift_Justice> "Why do you try to resist me? Don't you enjoy it?"
  85. [19:59] * Ragnano crawls away form Swift, which leaves the sword inside his anus
  86. [19:59] <Swift_Justice> "I wouldn't suggest trying to struggle, you might accidentally lodge it in further. I don't want my sword stuck up your anus."
  87. [19:59] <Swift_Justice> "Get the fuck back here with my sword!"
  88. [20:00] <Swift_Justice> "I'm warning you not to struggle, Ragnano. Try it again and I'll use the blade end."
  89. [20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt anal devastation
  90. [20:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
  91. [20:01] <Swift_Justice> "Damn, your anus is pretty stable."
  92. [20:01] <Swift_Justice> "...We'll have to fix that."
  93. [20:01] <Ruby_McCoal> *Even tho you had the upper hand earlier, the sword wont seem to bulge again. Its probably due to Rag...*
  94. [20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to use blade end
  95. [20:01] <GameServ> 4 == 4
  96. [20:01] * Swift_Justice pities Ragnano and doesn't use the other end
  97. [20:02] * Ragnano is clamping down on the sword too hard for Swift to pull it out
  98. [20:02] <Swift_Justice> "Oh, I knew you want it..."
  99. [20:02] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for pulling out the sword
  100. [20:02] <GameServ> 13 == 13
  101. [20:03] * Ragnano pulls the sword out of his anus, elicting him with massive pain
  102. [20:03] <Swift_Justice> "You refuse it, Ragnano? I only wanted to please you.."
  103. [20:04] <Ragnano> "THEN USE LUBE WHEN YOU TRY TO RAPE ME THE NEXT TIME!"
  104. [20:04] <Swift_Justice> "Do not dare speak of this to anyone.....For I AM THE LAW."
  105. [20:04] <Swift_Justice> "And next time, I'll buy lube."
  106. [20:04] * Ragnano goes into a fetal position and cries
  107. [20:05] * Swift_Justice casually sheathes her now anal juice-covered sword and walks back into the Inn
  108. [20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Hey everyone. How's it going."
  109. [20:05] <Honey_Rose> "Sword, out, now"
  110. [20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Oh yeah...Sorry."
  111. [20:05] * Swift_Justice places the anal juice-covered sword laying against the wall outside
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