The Hilt of Justice Part 1 (with OOC comments)

[19:14] * Ragnano finishes his drink, and then attempts to walk out of the Inn. "No thanks, I better get home now. Whoa, this body isn't used to alcohol yet, I forgot," he says as he almost trips

[19:15] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for walking out

[19:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[19:16] * Ragnano trips once again, almost does a summersault and passes out on the floor

[19:17] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to resuscitate Ragnano using crotch pressure treatment

[19:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[19:17] * Swift_Justice 's method didn't work on Ragnano. Oh well.

[19:18] * Swift_Justice leaves him there and acts like she's never met him before

[19:19] * Ragnano mumbles something unintelligible in his sleep

[19:20] * Swift_Justice heads back over to the empty table in the corner and sits down

[19:22] * Swift_Justice feels bad for what she did to Ragnano

[19:22] <Lightning_Streak> [that escalated quickly]

[19:22] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to combat feels

[19:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[19:22] * Swift_Justice conquers her feels and no longer feels bad

[19:22] <Honey_Rose> (you no longer give a fuck about mollesting Ragnano)

[19:22] <Swift_Justice> (Basically)

[19:25] <Swift_Justice> (I'd say I'm sorry for *ahem*...You know to you...But I don't have feels anymore.)

[19:26] <Ragnano> (Still passed out)

[19:26] <Swift_Justice> (So uh yeah...Take that as a hypothetical sorry, Ragnano)

[19:26] <UnifySelf> [sorry for being late but HUE

[19:28] <Ragnano> (>MFW I'm still lying on the floor)

[19:28] <Swift_Justice> (...I could try it again, Ragnano, except this time, I just jump on it.)

[19:29] <Ragnano> (>jump on it NOPE.AVI)

[19:29] <Swift_Justice> (Hey, at least I asked first.)

[19:29] * Honey_Rose brings Blazing a glass of water

[19:29] <Ragnano> (Can't you just pick me up and put me on a chair, but thank's for asking first)

[19:30] <Swift_Justice> (But that wouldn't guarante--- Okay, fine.)

[19:31] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt to move Ragnano into a chair

[19:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10

[19:31] <Swift_Justice> "Fuck...He's too heavy...."

[19:31] <Ragnano> (Damn it, so close)

[19:31] * Swift_Justice fails. She probably doesn't even lift. What a pleb.

[19:32] <Ragnano> (>She doesn't even lift I see what you did there)

[19:32] * Swift_Justice heads back to her table, having combated feels already, she's unaffected

[19:33] <Ragnano> (Don't you have smelling salt in here? I wanna wake up, but not from being sterillized)

[19:33] <Swift_Justice> (Once again, I could just molest you awake...)

[19:33] <Honey_Rose> (I can molest you awake babe)

[19:34] <Honey_Rose> (I'm probably much better than Swift at it)

[19:34] <Swift_Justice> (>double molestation)

[19:34] <Swift_Justice> (Yeah, most likely.)

[19:34] * Joins: Recon_ ([email protected])

[19:34] <Ragnano> (Why does everyone want to molest me in my sleep? Not that I'm complaining, but can't you do that while I'm awake?)

[19:35] <Honey_Rose> (Sorry Ragnano, sleep rape is the best rape)

[19:35] <Swift_Justice> (Agreed.)

[19:35] <Honey_Rose> (I've written a few stories like that hue)

[19:35] <BlazingSky> (Si.

[19:35] <BlazingSky> (Nova's Blazexwormy sleep rape was pretty good.

[19:36] <Ragnano> (You know what? I don't even care anymore, do what you want)

[19:36] <Swift_Justice> (Alright. Let's grab the dragon dildos.)

[19:36] <Honey_Rose> (/me rapes ranano so hard omg)

[19:37] <Ragnano> (>Dragon dildos Oh my god, where did you even get those? Did the adult toy shop open up already?)

[19:37] <BlazingSky> (Wasn't there someone who came in, and said that their job was an adult toy shop?

[19:37] <Swift_Justice> (I donated, so I got in on a free offer.)

[19:37] <Honey_Rose> (the dragon dildo is made from a real dragon's dick)

[19:37] <Honey_Rose> (and it's life sized)

[19:38] <Ragnano> (Ouch)

[19:38] <Swift_Justice> (...Oh, then yeah, Rag's gonna get rekt)

[19:38] <Ragnano> (I can't exactly stop you, but at least use lube)

[19:38] * Swift_Justice looks around the room, spotting any potential witnesses

[19:38] <Swift_Justice> (Sorry, I'm going in dry. Bite the floorboards.)

[19:39] <Ragnano> (Oh my god, why?)

[19:39] * Swift_Justice awkwardly stands there with her sword strapped to her side

[19:39] <Swift_Justice> "Oh...Put it outside?....Okay."

[19:39] <Ragnano> (Oh god, don't do this to my anus!)

[19:40] <Swift_Justice> (Well, instead of the dildo, I can shove the sword up there. Do you like it sharp?)

[19:40] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to drag Ragnano outside

[19:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[19:40] <Ragnano> (Ouch, that sounds even worse)

[19:40] <Ragnano> (AW SHI-)

[19:41] <Ruby_McCoal> (that was some... Swift thinking...)

[19:41] <Honey_Rose> (>tfw successful bouncer)

[19:41] <Ragnano> (>MFW I'm gonna copy this into a pastebin)

[19:41] <Swift_Justice> "Okay, so what were we going to do...Ah, yeah, the sword..."

[19:42] <Ragnano> (Nooooooooooooooooo)

[19:42] <Ragnano> (>inb4 Darth Vader)

[19:42] <Swift_Justice> "I'm giving you a choice here. Blade or hilt?"

[19:42] <Honey_Rose> (top kek)

[19:42] <Swift_Justice> "Shit, you're still asleep.."

[19:42] <Ragnano> (I prefer the thing that doesn't literally split my ass in half)

[19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to bitch slap him awake

[19:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8

[19:43] * Swift_Justice slaps like a mare...Oh wait.

[19:43] <Swift_Justice> "Well, this is going to be less fun..."

[19:43] <Ragnano> (Lel)

[19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go in soft using the hilt

[19:43] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[19:44] <Ragnano> (AW SHIT NIGGA)

[19:44] * Swift_Justice fucks up and shoves it almost all the way in

[19:44] <Swift_Justice> "OH SHI--"

[19:44] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up

[19:44] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[19:44] <Mary_ONette> !roll d20 whispers rude things in ears

[19:44] <GameServ> 15 == 15

[19:44] <Honey_Rose> (mary y)

[19:44] <Swift_Justice> (Nope faget, you're staying asleep)

[19:44] * Ragnano groans loudly, but doesn't wake up

[19:44] <UnifySelf> [ok what the fuck is happening?]

[19:44] <Mary_ONette> [if it helps him wake up]

[19:45] <Swift_Justice> (You don't want to know, Unity.)

[19:45] <Honey_Rose> (mary they are outside)

[19:45] <Ragnano> (The chatlog is in the thread)

[19:45] <Mary_ONette> [oh]

[19:45] <Honey_Rose> (and there is a sword hilt shoved up his ass)

[19:45] <UnifySelf> [alrighty then]

[19:45] <Ruby_McCoal> >rape

[19:45] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for consensual hilting

[19:45] <GameServ> 3 == 3

[19:45] <Mary_ONette> [well this awkward]

[19:45] <Lightning_Streak> [Oh what the hell......]

[19:45] * Swift_Justice fucks up again and goes pretty rough

[19:45] <Ragnano> (These rolls)

[19:45] <Honey_Rose> (I dunno Lightning)

[19:45] <Swift_Justice> (I am so sorry, Ragnano)

[19:46] <Ruby_McCoal> (so hawt, I'm wet)

[19:46] <Honey_Rose> (Images of hornbutt flow through my mind)

[19:46] <Swift_Justice> "Well, that really wasn't supposed to happen."

[19:46] <Ragnano> (Are you really sorry? I guess not)

[19:46] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up

[19:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:46] <Honey_Rose> (lel)

[19:46] <Ragnano> (Still not)

[19:46] <Lightning_Streak> [at one point im shocked...on the other, im not surprised this far in...I have too much of an imagination, Thanks for mind rape]

[19:46] <Swift_Justice> (I wonder if it works with a twist)

[19:46] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for brutal hilting

[19:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18

[19:46] <Swift_Justice> (What the fuck, dice)

[19:47] <Ragnano> (The dice hates my anus, doesn't it?)

[19:47] <Ruby_McCoal> (good lord, thats some rought justice there)

[19:47] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d2 for pun damage

[19:47] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[19:47] * Swift_Justice forces it in and out with massive strength. Tough love, mate.

[19:47] <Ragnano> (>MFW I have a sword up my anus)

[19:47] <Swift_Justice> (You should be glad I chose hilt, faggot.)

[19:47] <BlazingSky> (>tfw you have no face

[19:48] <Honey_Rose> (Ragnano is forevermore SwordButt)

[19:48] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for wakin up... once again

[19:48] <Recon_> [>not blade ass]

[19:48] <GameServ> 16 == 16

[19:48] <UnifySelf> [Sword rape? What the fuck?]

[19:48] <UnifySelf> [Now i've seen everything]

[19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Oh look, you're awake.)

[19:48] <Lightning_Streak> [I strangely enjoy hearing this...]

[19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Well, a bit late to explain everything."

[19:48] <Mary_ONette> [up the butt]

[19:49] * Ragnano wakes up with a start, finding himself in a very weird situation

[19:49] <Swift_Justice> "So now I can give you a choice... Do you want the blade side instead?"

[19:49] * Ruby_McCoal witness the brutal, swordrape by no one else than the officer of law

[19:49] <Swift_Justice> (Justice, motherfucker)

[19:49] <Ragnano> "AAAAHHH, WHY DO I HAVE A SWORD HILT UP MY BUM? And no, I rather not.)

[19:49] * Ruby_McCoal tries to NOPE the fuck out

[19:49] <Ruby_McCoal> !roll d20

[19:49] <GameServ> 20 == 20

[19:49] <Swift_Justice> "Alright then."

[19:50] <Mary_ONette> [sword rapes intensifies]

[19:50] <Swift_Justice> (dat 20)

[19:50] * Swift_Justice intensifies the sword rape

[19:50] * Ruby_McCoal exits the Inn, NOPEing with the strengh of a thousand suns

[19:50] <Swift_Justice> "I know you like it, Ragnano."

[19:51] * Ragnano starts to scream, but shoves a hoof up his mouth to prevent the noises to come out

[19:51] <Swift_Justice> "Yes...Don't scream..."

[19:51] * Swift_Justice whispers "It's gonna be alright..."

[19:51] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go at mach speed

[19:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6

[19:52] <Ruby_McCoal> (and I tought that Silver was horrible.)

[19:52] * Swift_Justice only goes a little bit faster

[19:52] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for enjoying it

[19:52] <GameServ> 1 == 1

[19:52] <Ruby_McCoal> (LEL)

[19:52] <Honey_Rose> (Haaaa)

[19:52] <Swift_Justice> (Apparently the die does value your anus)

[19:52] <Honey_Rose> (hahaha)

[19:52] <Ragnano> (Dat nat. 1)

[19:52] <Ruby_McCoal> (oh boy here we go)

[19:52] <Honey_Rose> (Swift after you finish you need to stand over him with your sword in hoof and say with your lowest voice "I am the law")

[19:52] <Swift_Justice> (That's gonna hurt alot, huh.)

[19:52] * Lightning_Streak looks up from her table to the crowd, and sees brutal sword rape from a distance. A face of pure WTF.

[19:52] * Ragnano starts to bite his hoof even harder

[19:53] <Swift_Justice> (Holy shit that is genius, Honey.)

[19:53] <Honey_Rose> (lightning they are behind the inn, hue)

[19:53] * UnifySelf looks up and sees sword rape. His face is pure NOPE.

[19:53] <Ruby_McCoal> *Ragna is definatly not enjoying this, seeing rivers of tears and blood pouring out of him

[19:53] <Lightning_Streak> [well then...]

[19:53] <Swift_Justice> "Now...Tell me when you're ready, Ragnano..."

[19:53] <Mary_ONette> [sword rapes intensifies]

[19:54] * Ragnano says inbetween screams "Can't you at least lube it up???"

[19:54] <Ruby_McCoal> (Ragna roll d20 for anul integrity)

[19:54] <Ruby_McCoal> (anus*)

[19:54] <Swift_Justice> "Don't worry, your juices will lube up nicely."

[19:54] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for anal integrity

[19:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12

[19:54] <Swift_Justice> (Good for you, we can go even longer)

[19:55] <Ruby_McCoal> *Your anus remains somewhat normal size, tho its been wounded a bit*

[19:55] <Swift_Justice> "Now, I'm going to increase the speed, alright?"

[19:55] <Ruby_McCoal> (Swift, roll d4 for anal devastation)

[19:55] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to intensify sword rape

[19:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[19:55] <Lightning_Streak> [im sickend but curious...]

[19:55] <Ragnano> (Let's make a PnP battle out of it: Sword Hilt against Ragnanos Anus)

[19:55] * Swift_Justice can't seem to go any faster. Oh well

[19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for anal devastation

[19:56] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[19:56] <Ruby_McCoal> (d4)

[19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d4 for anus damage

[19:56] <GameServ> 2 == 2

[19:56] * Ragnano bites his hoof again

[19:57] * Swift_Justice purrs "Come on, Ragnano...You know you crave it..."

[19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> *As Swift shakes the hilt around, Ragna leave out muffled scream of pain as his butthole takes 2 damage*

[19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> (you have 10 total hp, 0 means broken rape victim)

[19:57] <Swift_Justice> (I'll most likely stop before 0 anyway...)

[19:57] <Ragnano> (MFW this is my second canonical day)

[19:58] <Ruby_McCoal> (Ragnano roll d20 for struggle)

[19:58] <UnifySelf> [Welcome to Four Cannon]

[19:58] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for escaping

[19:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11

[19:58] <Ruby_McCoal> [The ride never ends]

[19:58] <Swift_Justice> "Why do you try to resist me? Don't you enjoy it?"

[19:58] <Mary_ONette> [you say no but your body says yes]

[19:59] <Honey_Rose> [YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD MOTHERFUCKER]

[19:59] * Ragnano crawls away form Swift, which leaves the sword inside his anus

[19:59] <Swift_Justice> "I wouldn't suggest trying to struggle, you might accidentally lodge it in further. I don't want my sword stuck up your anus."

[19:59] <Recon_> "Well mary im not sure if you heard what i said about the feather"

[19:59] <GreenHoof_> [STOP RESISTING STOP RESISTING]

[19:59] <Ruby_McCoal> *Despite his effort to save himself, Ragnano merely shakes a bit under Swift Justice implacable grasp.*

[19:59] <Swift_Justice> "Get the fuck back here with my sword!"

[19:59] <Lightning_Streak> [how does one walk after something like that]

[19:59] <Mary_ONette> "oh I heard, just repressing it."

[19:59] <Honey_Rose> [(use /me Ragnano]

[19:59] <Ragnano> (I'm crawling

[19:59] <Ruby_McCoal> (no Rag, you still being help down)

[20:00] <Lightning_Streak> [how do you move...]

[20:00] <Ruby_McCoal> (rides not over yet ;) )

[20:00] <Swift_Justice> "I'm warning you not to struggle, Ragnano. Try it again and I'll use the blade end."

[20:00] <Ruby_McCoal> (Swift its your turn)

[20:01] <Ragnano> (Swift, make your rolls)

[20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt anal devastation

[20:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7

[20:01] <Swift_Justice> "Damn, your anus is pretty stable."

[20:01] <Honey_Rose> [>this rape]

[20:01] <Swift_Justice> "...We'll have to fix that."

[20:01] <Ruby_McCoal> *Even tho you had the upper hand earlier, the sword wont seem to bulge again. Its probably due to Rag...*

[20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to use blade end

[20:01] <GameServ> 4 == 4

[20:01] * Swift_Justice pities Ragnano and doesn't use the other end

[20:02] <Ruby_McCoal> (rag, your turn)

[20:02] * Ragnano is clamping down on the sword too hard for Swift to pull it out

[20:02] <Swift_Justice> (Making a PnP for rape)

[20:02] <Ruby_McCoal> (completely normal people)

[20:02] <Swift_Justice> "Oh, I knew you want it..."

[20:02] <Lightning_Streak> [I think I speak for everyone when I say...I...have the weirdest boner]

[20:02] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for pulling out the sword

[20:02] <GameServ> 13 == 13

[20:02] <Honey_Rose> [nothing here lightning, ahh well]

[20:03] <Swift_Justice> (>pulling a sword out of your anus...Ouch.)

[20:03] <GreenHoof_> (what is with >rape today?)

[20:03] <Ruby_McCoal> *At last, the sword comes out of your depth, not with a distinc fart with it.*

[20:03] * Ragnano pulls the sword out of his anus, elicting him with massive pain

[20:03] <Swift_Justice> "You refuse it, Ragnano? I only wanted to please you.."

[20:03] <Honey_Rose> (quickly, say "You can't tell anyone... I AM THE LAW")

[20:03] <Honey_Rose> (or something)

[20:03] <Honey_Rose> (or like)

[20:04] <Ragnano> "THEN USE LUBE WHEN YOU TRY TO RAPE ME THE NEXT TIME!"

[20:04] <Honey_Rose> (the swift hilt of JUSTICE came down upon you today)

[20:04] <Swift_Justice> "Do not dare speak of this to anyone.....For I AM THE LAW."

[20:04] <Honey_Rose> (Do not forget, for...)

[20:04] <Honey_Rose> (I AM THE LAW)

[20:04] <Ruby_McCoal> (hue)

[20:04] <Swift_Justice> "And next time, I'll buy lube."

[20:04] <Ruby_McCoal> (all of my hue)

[20:04] * Ragnano goes into a fetal position and cries

[20:04] <Mary_ONette> [hues internally]

[20:05] * Swift_Justice casually sheathes her now anal juice-covered sword and walks back into the Inn

[20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Hey everyone. How's it going."

[20:05] <Lightning_Streak> [the **** just happened...]

[20:05] <Honey_Rose> "Sword, out, now"

[20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Oh yeah...Sorry."

[20:05] * Swift_Justice places the anal juice-covered sword laying against the wall outside