Title:           The Hilt of Justice Part 1 (without OOC comments)
Author:          Ragnano
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/9TLLbdYC
First Edit:      Friday 5th of July 2013 02:21:13 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 5th of July 2013 02:21:13 PM CDT

[19:14] * Ragnano finishes his drink, and then attempts to walk out of the Inn. "No thanks, I better get home now. Whoa, this body isn't used to alcohol yet, I forgot," he says as he almost trips
[19:15] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for walking out
[19:15] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[19:16] * Ragnano trips once again, almost does a summersault and passes out on the floor
[19:17] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to resuscitate Ragnano using crotch pressure treatment
[19:17] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[19:17] * Swift_Justice 's method didn't work on Ragnano. Oh well.
[19:18] * Swift_Justice leaves him there and acts like she's never met him before
[19:19] * Ragnano mumbles something unintelligible in his sleep
[19:20] * Swift_Justice heads back over to the empty table in the corner and sits down
[19:22] * Swift_Justice feels bad for what she did to Ragnano
[19:22] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to combat feels
[19:22] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[19:22] * Swift_Justice conquers her feels and no longer feels bad
[19:31] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt to move Ragnano into a chair
[19:31] <GameServ> 10 == 10
[19:31] <Swift_Justice> "Fuck...He's too heavy...."
[19:31] * Swift_Justice fails. She probably doesn't even lift. What a pleb.
[19:32] * Swift_Justice heads back to her table, having combated feels already, she's unaffected
[19:38] * Swift_Justice looks around the room, spotting any potential witnesses
[19:39] * Swift_Justice awkwardly stands there with her sword strapped to her side
[19:39] <Swift_Justice> "Oh...Put it outside?....Okay."
[19:40] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to drag Ragnano outside
[19:40] <GameServ> 15 == 15
[19:42] <Swift_Justice> "I'm giving you a choice here. Blade or hilt?"
[19:42] <Swift_Justice> "Shit, you're still asleep.."
[19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to bitch slap him awake
[19:43] <GameServ> 8 == 8
[19:43] * Swift_Justice slaps like a mare...Oh wait.
[19:43] <Swift_Justice> "Well, this is going to be less fun..."
[19:43] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go in soft using the hilt
[19:43] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[19:44] * Swift_Justice fucks up and shoves it almost all the way in
[19:44] <Swift_Justice> "OH SHI--"
[19:44] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up
[19:44] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[19:45] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for consensual hilting
[19:45] <GameServ> 3 == 3
[19:46] <Swift_Justice> "Well, that really wasn't supposed to happen."
[19:46] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for waking up
[19:46] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[19:46] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for brutal hilting
[19:46] <GameServ> 18 == 18
[19:47] * Swift_Justice forces it in and out with massive strength. Tough love, mate.
[19:48] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for wakin up... once again
[19:48] <GameServ> 16 == 16
[19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Oh look, you're awake.)
[19:48] <Swift_Justice> "Well, a bit late to explain everything."
[19:49] * Ragnano wakes up with a start, finding himself in a very weird situation
[19:49] <Swift_Justice> "So now I can give you a choice... Do you want the blade side instead?"
[19:49] <Ragnano> "AAAAHHH, WHY DO I HAVE A SWORD HILT UP MY BUM? And no, I rather not.)
[19:49] <Swift_Justice> "Alright then."
[19:50] * Swift_Justice intensifies the sword rape
[19:50] <Swift_Justice> "I know you like it, Ragnano."
[19:51] * Ragnano starts to scream, but shoves a hoof up his mouth to prevent the noises to come out
[19:51] <Swift_Justice> "Yes...Don't scream..."
[19:51] * Swift_Justice whispers "It's gonna be alright..."
[19:51] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to go at mach speed
[19:51] <GameServ> 6 == 6
[19:52] * Swift_Justice only goes a little bit faster
[19:52] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for enjoying it
[19:52] <GameServ> 1 == 1
[19:52] * Ragnano starts to bite his hoof even harder
[19:53] <Swift_Justice> "Now...Tell me when you're ready, Ragnano..."
[19:54] * Ragnano says inbetween screams "Can't you at least lube it up???"
[19:54] <Swift_Justice> "Don't worry, your juices will lube up nicely."
[19:54] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for anal integrity
[19:54] <GameServ> 12 == 12
[19:55] <Ruby_McCoal> *Your anus remains somewhat normal size, tho its been wounded a bit*
[19:55] <Swift_Justice> "Now, I'm going to increase the speed, alright?"
[19:55] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to intensify sword rape
[19:55] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[19:55] * Swift_Justice can't seem to go any faster. Oh well
[19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 for anal devastation
[19:56] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[19:56] <Swift_Justice> !roll d4 for anus damage
[19:56] <GameServ> 2 == 2
[19:56] * Ragnano bites his hoof again
[19:57] * Swift_Justice purrs "Come on, Ragnano...You know you crave it..."
[19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> *As Swift shakes the hilt around, Ragna leave out muffled scream of pain as his butthole takes 2 damage*
[19:57] <Ruby_McCoal> (you have 10 total hp, 0 means broken rape victim)
[19:58] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for escaping
[19:58] <GameServ> 11 == 11
[19:58] <Swift_Justice> "Why do you try to resist me? Don't you enjoy it?"
[19:59] * Ragnano crawls away form Swift, which leaves the sword inside his anus
[19:59] <Swift_Justice> "I wouldn't suggest trying to struggle, you might accidentally lodge it in further. I don't want my sword stuck up your anus."
[19:59] <Swift_Justice> "Get the fuck back here with my sword!"
[20:00] <Swift_Justice> "I'm warning you not to struggle, Ragnano. Try it again and I'll use the blade end."
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to attempt anal devastation
[20:01] <GameServ> 7 == 7
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> "Damn, your anus is pretty stable."
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> "...We'll have to fix that."
[20:01] <Ruby_McCoal> *Even tho you had the upper hand earlier, the sword wont seem to bulge again. Its probably due to Rag...*
[20:01] <Swift_Justice> !roll d20 to use blade end
[20:01] <GameServ> 4 == 4
[20:01] * Swift_Justice pities Ragnano and doesn't use the other end
[20:02] * Ragnano is clamping down on the sword too hard for Swift to pull it out
[20:02] <Swift_Justice> "Oh, I knew you want it..."
[20:02] <Ragnano> !roll 1d20 for pulling out the sword
[20:02] <GameServ> 13 == 13
[20:03] * Ragnano pulls the sword out of his anus, elicting him with massive pain
[20:03] <Swift_Justice> "You refuse it, Ragnano? I only wanted to please you.."
[20:04] <Ragnano> "THEN USE LUBE WHEN YOU TRY TO RAPE ME THE NEXT TIME!"
[20:04] <Swift_Justice> "Do not dare speak of this to anyone.....For I AM THE LAW."
[20:04] <Swift_Justice> "And next time, I'll buy lube."
[20:04] * Ragnano goes into a fetal position and cries
[20:05] * Swift_Justice casually sheathes her now anal juice-covered sword and walks back into the Inn
[20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Hey everyone. How's it going."
[20:05] <Honey_Rose> "Sword, out, now"
[20:05] <Swift_Justice> "Oh yeah...Sorry."
[20:05] * Swift_Justice places the anal juice-covered sword laying against the wall outside