- >You sit yourself on top of the kitchen table
- >Sometimes you wonder why you sit here
- >You remember twilight saying something about not touching things
- >You can see most of the living room with one eye, and most of the ceiling with the other eye
- >Sometimes you forget what you're doing, but that's OK
- >Sometimes you end up causing a mess in Ponyville but that's OK too
- >You know rainbow dash doesn't really mean it when she calls you a dumb fuck
- >Why are you on the kitchen table......
- "Oh ya"
- >You know twilight doesn’t really mean it when she doesn't look at you while conversating with her
- >You know applejack doesn't mean to make a weird funny face(like she licked a lemon) whenever she complements your eyes
- >You know rarity doesn’t mean it when she says fancy words, and something about you not needing to wear any clothes when you ask her I if she can make you a pretty dress
- >You know pinkie pie doesn't mean it when she says that she won’t make you muffins any more
- >You know fluttery doesn't mean it when she hides from you, its like hide and seek, except she never looks for you
- >They just like to play jokes and have fun with you
- “Wait.....”
- *Ding*
- >The fries are done
- >You invited your friends to come over to try out your home made fries
- >No one showed up
- "More fries for me"
- >You say it with a smile, but tears fall from your eyes
- >You wonder why that happens
- >You think there is a hidden onion somewhere in your house because it happens all that time
- >You hope you'll find to one day, so you don't have to cry anymore
- >Your fries are crispy black, but that's OK, they still taste good
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