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derpy and her fries

By: RVG on Jul 29th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.82 KB  |  hits: 43  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You sit yourself on top of the kitchen Counter.
  2. >Why are you sitting here.
  3. >The oven timer ticks down.
  4. >You remember twilight saying something about not touching things.
  5. >You see most of the Kitchen and the doorway leading to the living room with one eye, and most of the Kitchen ceiling with the other eye.
  6. >Sometimes you forget what you're doing, but that's Okay.
  7. >Sometimes you end up making a mess in Ponyville but that's Okay too.
  8. >You know Rainbow Dash doesn't really mean it when she calls you a dumb fuck.
  9. >Why are you on the kitchen Counter?
  10. "Oh ya."
  11. >Your're making homemade fries.
  12. >You go back to the little world in your head.
  13. >You know Twilight doesn’t really mean it when she doesn't look at you while she talks.
  14. >You know applejack doesn't mean to make a weird funny face, like she licked a lemon, whenever she complements your eyes, or says nice things to you.
  15. >You know rarity doesn’t mean it when she refuses to make you any clothes when you ask for some.
  16. >You know Pinkie Pie doesn't mean it when she says that she won’t make you muffins anymore.
  17. >You know fluttery doesn't mean it when she hides from you.
  18. >It’s like hide and seek, except she never looks for you.
  19. >They just like to play jokes, and have fun with you.
  20. “Wait. What am I do-”
  21. *Ding*
  22. >The fries are done.
  23. >You make a plate and eat alone.
  24. >You invited your friends to come over to try out your home made fries.
  25. >No one is here.
  26. >They never show up when you invite them over, but that's okay.
  27. "More fries for me."
  28. >You smile, but tears start streaming down your cheeks.
  29. >You wonder why that happens.
  30. >You think there's an onion somewhere in your house because it happens all that time.
  31. >You hope you'll find it one day so you don't have to cry anymore.
  32. >Your fries are crispy black, but that's Okay.
  33. >They still taste good.
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