- “Hey, get a picture of this! My first hole in one!”
- >You reached down in the hole, gripping the ball, and smiled at the camera.
- >Temporarily blinded by the flash, you felt something grip your wrist, and yank you down through the hole.
- “WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
- >BAM!
- >you sat up in a daze, meeting the eyes of a purple dragon standing beside you
- >”Ehhhh” he leaned up against the tree, munching on a sapphire. “Whats up doc?”
- “Where am I?”
- >Suddenly a pink tornado whirled up to you. “THIS IS P0NYVILLE!” and whirled away.
- “Was that a talking horse?”
- >”Nah doc, they’re p0nies.”
- >”I tought I taw a monkey!” a white p0ny trotted over to you as you stood. “I did! I did see a monkey!”
- “I’m a human, not a monkey.”
- >another p0ny, this one orange an over. “Ah say ah say that there is tha weirdest monkey ah say I eva did see I tell you what!”
- “I’m not a monkey damnit!”
- >A blue p0ny with wings landed beside you, and stared you in the eyes, her face almost touching yours.
- >”Thbthbthb, MEEP MEEP!”
- >she shot off like a bullet, as another flying p0ny showed up, this one yellow with a pink mane. “Where o where did that wascally Wainbow Dash go?”
- >A purple unicorn popped out of the window built into the tree. “WILL YOU ALL KEEP IT DOWN?! YOU’RRRRRRE DISSSSPICABLE!”
- “Well, ableebleebblee, that’s all folks!”
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