- >For the past 4 years, ever since the kids were 10, you had been sending the kids to the private school that noble children often went to.
- >As a result, the kids had made some new friends, and Dawn had her first date coming up.
- >You were walking through the courtyard in your fatigues toward the castle gates, where the guards would no doubt halt the young lad that was coming.
- >You passed Shining Armor, who did his best to catch back up after seeing the look on your face.
- >”Anon! I’ve seen that look before, whoa ae you going off to kill?”
- “Shiny old friend, we’re getting old. Some pipsqueak is coming to take my daughter away, and I’m going to give him hell until she comes down.”
- >”Can I come? I want to see this.”
- “Please do.”
- >The two of you walked over to the gate, and a guard hurried over to you.
- >”Sir, there’s a young colt outside the gates, saying he wishes to see Princess Dawn. Shou-“
- “Open the gates.”
- >The guard ran off and the gates opened, revealing a light blue Pegasus, a little smaller than Dusk.
- “Who in Tartarus are you?!”
- >The small colt’s mouth fell open as he looked up at your face, and you raised an eye brow as you waited for his response.
- >”Um… Sonic…”
- “BY THE NIGHT KID SOUND OFF LIKE YOU GOT A PAIR!”
- >”Sonic sir.”
- “Sonic? How old are you?”
- >”Fifteen sir…”
- “Fifteen? Kid you at least thirty. What do you think Captain?”
- >”Yeah he’s definitely thirty. Should I take him in?”
- “You got I.D. Mr. Sonic?”
- >”No sir.”
- “You don’t have I.D. Shiny he don’t have I.D.”
- >Shining Armor snatched the kid’s saddle bags up with his magic and started going through them.
- >”What have you got in here?”
- “Yeah what’s he got in there?”
- >”Some bits, paper, pencil.”
- “Alight kid where are you hiding the drugs?”
- >”I don’t do drugs sir…”
- “Yeah you do, what are you going to do, get them later. ARE YOU GOING TO GET MY DAUGHTER HIGH?”
- >”No sir.”
- “Are you a virgin?”
- >”What?”
- “DID I STUTTER?!”
- >”No sir.”
- “You’re not a virgin?”
- >”No sir, I am!”
- “Make up your mind! Are you or aren’t you?”
- >“I am sir!”
- “Holy night the kid finally found his balls Captain.”
- >”Bout time. You better be good to my cousin you hear kid? A real gentlecolt.”
- “You have my daughter home by sundown, understood?”
- >”Yes sir.”
- “If she isn’t here, I’m locked n loaded, and I’m coming after you.”
- >”He’ll kill you. He’s human, he doesn’t care.”
- “That’s right I don’t. I’ll kill you right now.”
- >With a knife in hand, you waved it around beside you.
- >Sonic watched it warily, eyeing the sharp edge with fear.
- “What you never seen a knife before? You scared kid?”
- >”Y-yes sir.”
- “You should be. I’m crazy.”
- >”He’s crazy.”
- >”Sonic!”
- >Dawn was running across the courtyard at full speed toward him, giving you a few seconds left before the two took off.
- >Shining Armor beat you too it.
- >”You ever make love to a stallion?”
- >Sonic shook his head.
- >”You want to?”
- >Sonic shook his head again.
- >You knelt down and kissed Dawn on the forehead.
- “Be home by dark little girl, or your colt friend here is in mega trouble.”
- >”Daaaaaaaad. We’ll be good.”
- >The two p0nies took off into the sky, and you and Shining Armor fell apart laughing.
- “That was rich…”
- >As you two walked back toward the castle, Dusk walked out with the modified gear you had made for him, a rifle slung across his back.
- >”Hey dad, I’m going camping.”
- “Alright kid have fun, be safe. Beata going to be there?”
- >“Yep!”
- “Be smart.”
- >Dusk took off in the air.
- >Fucking kids grow up too fast.
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