- Day 7 in Equestria
- >You are Invisible Anon
- >And today it's Rarity's turn.
- >You'll need an intricate complex masterful plan to prank this mare.
- >.........fuck it, you'll give her an upper decker.
- >Rarity decided to go to the spa today after the Flutter gas attack the previous afternoon.
- >This is your moment to strike.
- >You walk in the front door because ponies be trusting and junk.
- >You head upstairs, walk down the hallway, into Rarity's room, and finally into the adjoining bathroom.
- >You lift the lid off the basin.
- >You squat down and release the kraken.
- >With a prideful feeling only a new parent could have, you replace the lid.
- >You go to the hall bathroom to clean yourself, so as to not spoil the surprise.
- >Now the waiting game.
- >You decide to take a nap in Sweetie Belle's room.
- >You are awoken several hours later by the arrival of Rarity.
- >Having spied on her before, you know that there is only one place in Ponyville where she can go to the bathroom.
- >Fucking prissy ponies.
- >Ah, there she goes.
- *Flush*
- >She is rewarded with a potty full of your beef stew.
- >RT: Oh Celestia! What the Buck is that!
- >RT: SWEETIE BELLE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY TOILET!
- My work here is done.
- >You smile as you leave the boutique.
- I love my job.
- Today was a good day.
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