- >You come to awareness once again.
- >You still have a mild background trip.
- >With the amount of LSD you’ve been given, it’ll be there for the rest of your life.
- >Given how you’ve pissed off the pönies here, that might not be a very long time.
- >You’re chained to the wall.
- >Your cell reeks of sex.
- >Somebody put your penis back, that was nice of them.
- >And your dick is all crusty.
- >There is a horse dildo up your ass.
- >The words Daddy Fucks Best are painted onto your chest.
- >It’s Tijuana all over again.
- >Pinkie is curled up asleep next to you.
- >You won’t need Scoob and the gang to figure this mystery.
- >Also, pönies are way too trusting.
- >You get up and remove the fake pöny dong.
- >Those years in the navy really come in handy sometimes.
- >Your movements cause Pinkie to wake up.
- >She lazily stretches as she gets up.
- >She turns to you and says “Good morning Daddy”
- >She then stands on her hind legs and gives you a kiss.
- >Tongue.
- >Lots and lots of tongue.
- >You are okay with this.
- >PP: I have to go now Daddy. I hope we get to play again soon.
- >And with that she bounces out the cell door.
- >You need a shower.
- >Not because you’re ashamed or anything.
- >You just smell really bad right now.
- >A short wait later and a pair of unicorn guards come into your cell.
- >It seems as though the time has come.
- >They’re here to take you to their leader.
- Hey guys? Can I get a shower first?
- I’m kinda covered in Pinkie juice right now.
- >You can’t tell if they care or not, but they lead you outside.
- >You’re told to wait while one of the guards walks away.
- >He comes back with a hose in his telekinetic grip.
- >You find yourself held fast by magic.
- >GD: Here’s your shower.
- >The water pressure is intense.
- >He’s focusing on your junk.
- >Ow.
- >When he finishes you’re covered with a fresh coat of paint.
- >Green this time.
- >They lead you back inside.
- >You leave green footprints everywhere you go.
- >Take that janitorial staff.
- >You’re taken to the throne room and thrown inside.
- >Both princesses are there.
- >As well as all six elements.
- >Hay, the let Applejack out.
- >Wow she looks like shit.
- >The mare looks as though she hasn’t slept in days.
- >She won’t look in your direction.
- >Her head is bowed in submission, or is it worship?
- >If you get the chance, you may exploit this.
- >C: Creature known as Anonymous.
- >You stand here accused of the following crimes:
- >Sexual assault of a royal pöny
- >Sexual assault of two elements
- >Sexual assault of a minor
- >Public urination
- >Public flatulence
- >Mind control of evil intent
- >Assault
- >And crimes against nature.
- >Do you have anything to say for yourself?
- >You think for a moment.
- I never got to prank Blueblood.
- I never got to prank Trixie.
- I haven’t pranked diamond dogs or dragons yet.
- Not to mention griffons or minotaurs.
- >Silence.
- >The royal sisters look at each other.
- >Then to the elements.
- >The elements go into a huddle.
- >Pinkie looks up at you and licks her lips.
- >Applejack looks at you for the first time. You can smell her fear.
- >Rarity looks at you disgusted by your existence.
- >Twilight just looks sad.
- >Twilight looks at Celestia and nods.
- >C: Very well.
- >Anonymous your punishment is thus;
- >you are to serve out the remainder of your life in the service of all the pönies in this chamber.
- >Your title is to be the Royal Prankmaster.
- >However, if you are ever caught we shall disavow any knowledge of your existence.
- >Celestia’s horn glows and light touches everyone in the room.
- >You feel it.
- >Magic in a bad place.
- >Oh god, it’s in your urethra.
- >Why would she do that?
- >C: You have been marked.
- >We now know where you are at all times.
- >There is no escape for you.
- >That could have gone worse.
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