Title:           The Meeting
Author:          RPBN
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First Edit:      Thursday 2nd of August 2012 07:13:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 2nd of August 2012 07:13:49 AM CDT

Day 16
>Twilight Sparkle has called a town meeting in P0nyville tomorrow.
>She wishes to address the strange events that have occured recently.
>You heard Applebloom and Big Mac discussing this over dinner.
>Applejack wasn't there of course.
>She's staying in the mental ward at P0nyville General for a while.
>The doctors said it was just stress.
>You'll pay her a visit when she starts to feel better.
>For now, you had preparations to make.
 
>You acquire:
>One bucket.
>One sharp knife.
>Four chickens from Fluttershy's home.
>One sick grin on your face.
 
>That night was partly spent in the Everfree Forest eating roasted chicken.
>You cooked all four of them, it was unfortunate that you had no way to store them.
>Ah well, the wolves will eat good tonight.
>You leave the chicken and go with your bucket of fun back to town.
>You stop at Rarity's to clean yourself up.
>She's staying in Canterlot for a few weeks.
>She claims that the air is better for her in the city.
>You crap on a plate and put it in her refrigerator.
>Ya know, for later.
>You take a shower and find a piece of dense cloth to cover the bucket.
>That should help with the smell a little.
>After that, you head to the town hall.
>You gain entry the usual way.
>When will these p0nies learn.
>You hide yourself and your payload behind the stage.
>Now we play the waiting game.
 
>You are awoken the next morning by the sound of p0nies milling around and bullshitting.
>Waiting for Twilight to show up.
>The wait is not a long one as Twilight walks on stage and begins to speak.
>TS: Citizens of P0nyville, the last two weeks have witnessed several bizarre, cruel, and violent events.
>At first I thought something was targeting the Elements of Harmony, but now, with the assault on the fillies Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
>I can see that this is a threat to everyp0ny here.
>That is why Princess Celestia has authorized me to investigate this matter with full royal authority.
>I'll need all the help everyp0ny can spare. Together I think we can keep anyp0ny else from getting hurt.
 
>Wow, she must really be pissed about the doll incident.
>Well, time to make it worse.
>You take the cover off your bucket, walk over to Twilight and say,
You'll never feel clean again.
>You dump the bucket.
>Twilight Sparkle is now covered in a mixture of chicken blood, entrails and feathers.
>She vomits. The crowd of p0nies starts to panic.
>You start yelling.
They're all gonna laugh at you Twilight!
>She turns a murderous gaze at the sound of your voice.
Uh oh.
>She starts shooting random bolts of purple energy in your general direction.
 
>Time to go.
>You make your way through the panicking p0nies toward the doors.
>Purple bolts of energy flying through the crowd, striking ponies at random.
>TS: I'LL FIND YOU, WHATEVER YOU ARE! YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
>Shit shit shit.
>Shouldn't have pushed it so far.
>Ah good the door.
>You push your way outside, knocking several p0nies down.
>You spot Filthy Rich leaning against Sugarcube Corner catching his breath.
>You walk over to him.
Your daughter is a cunt.
>You punch him in the face.
>Time to go home.
>You jog back to Sweet Apple Acres.
 
>Today was eventful.