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The Meeting

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  1. Day 16
  2. >Twilight Sparkle has called a town meeting in P0nyville tomorrow.
  3. >She wishes to address the strange events that have occured recently.
  4. >You heard Applebloom and Big Mac discussing this over dinner.
  5. >Applejack wasn't there of course.
  6. >She's staying in the mental ward at P0nyville General for a while.
  7. >The doctors said it was just stress.
  8. >You'll pay her a visit when she starts to feel better.
  9. >For now, you had preparations to make.
  10.  
  11. >You acquire:
  12. >One bucket.
  13. >One sharp knife.
  14. >Four chickens from Fluttershy's home.
  15. >One sick grin on your face.
  16.  
  17. >That night was partly spent in the Everfree Forest eating roasted chicken.
  18. >You cooked all four of them, it was unfortunate that you had no way to store them.
  19. >Ah well, the wolves will eat good tonight.
  20. >You leave the chicken and go with your bucket of fun back to town.
  21. >You stop at Rarity's to clean yourself up.
  22. >She's staying in Canterlot for a few weeks.
  23. >She claims that the air is better for her in the city.
  24. >You crap on a plate and put it in her refrigerator.
  25. >Ya know, for later.
  26. >You take a shower and find a piece of dense cloth to cover the bucket.
  27. >That should help with the smell a little.
  28. >After that, you head to the town hall.
  29. >You gain entry the usual way.
  30. >When will these p0nies learn.
  31. >You hide yourself and your payload behind the stage.
  32. >Now we play the waiting game.
  33.  
  34. >You are awoken the next morning by the sound of p0nies milling around and bullshitting.
  35. >Waiting for Twilight to show up.
  36. >The wait is not a long one as Twilight walks on stage and begins to speak.
  37. >TS: Citizens of P0nyville, the last two weeks have witnessed several bizarre, cruel, and violent events.
  38. >At first I thought something was targeting the Elements of Harmony, but now, with the assault on the fillies Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
  39. >I can see that this is a threat to everyp0ny here.
  40. >That is why Princess Celestia has authorized me to investigate this matter with full royal authority.
  41. >I'll need all the help everyp0ny can spare. Together I think we can keep anyp0ny else from getting hurt.
  42.  
  43. >Wow, she must really be pissed about the doll incident.
  44. >Well, time to make it worse.
  45. >You take the cover off your bucket, walk over to Twilight and say,
  46. You'll never feel clean again.
  47. >You dump the bucket.
  48. >Twilight Sparkle is now covered in a mixture of chicken blood, entrails and feathers.
  49. >She vomits. The crowd of p0nies starts to panic.
  50. >You start yelling.
  51. They're all gonna laugh at you Twilight!
  52. >She turns a murderous gaze at the sound of your voice.
  53. Uh oh.
  54. >She starts shooting random bolts of purple energy in your general direction.
  55.  
  56. >Time to go.
  57. >You make your way through the panicking p0nies toward the doors.
  58. >Purple bolts of energy flying through the crowd, striking ponies at random.
  59. >TS: I'LL FIND YOU, WHATEVER YOU ARE! YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
  60. >Shit shit shit.
  61. >Shouldn't have pushed it so far.
  62. >Ah good the door.
  63. >You push your way outside, knocking several p0nies down.
  64. >You spot Filthy Rich leaning against Sugarcube Corner catching his breath.
  65. >You walk over to him.
  66. Your daughter is a cunt.
  67. >You punch him in the face.
  68. >Time to go home.
  69. >You jog back to Sweet Apple Acres.
  70.  
  71. >Today was eventful.
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