Title:           Smarty Time
Author:          RPBN
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First Edit:      Tuesday 31st of July 2012 08:45:46 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 31st of July 2012 08:45:46 AM CDT

Day 8 in Equestria
>You are Invisible Anon, and today is Twilight Sparkle's turn.
>For your prank you have:
>One "Mac" sized strap on dildo.
>One Smartypants doll.
>All the combined swag of the human race in Equestria.
>You wait until nightfall.
>Oh good, she's still up studying bullshit.
>You sneak up behind her and "float" the doll behind her head.
Twilight.
>She doesn't notice.
Twilight.
>Still reading.
HEY TWILIGHT!
>She jumps out of her skin and turns around to face Smartypants.
>TS: What in the world?
Hello Twilight, it's me Smartypants.
>TS: But your just a doll, how did this happen?
Your love for me brought me to life, and now I want to show you just how much I love you.
>You attach the comically large phallus to the doll.
Is your body ready for me Twilly?
>She turns white as a sheet, and shakes her head no.
Too bad, I've wanted to do this since the day you got me, let me love you Twilight.
>She screams and tries to run.
> You reach out and grab her leg with one hand and push the doll to her face with the other.
Let's play a game Twilly, you'll like it, it's called rape.
>She screams and shakes her head.
Wow Twi you're good at this, have you played before?
>At this point her horn lights up and she disappears.
>You hear her upstairs yelling for Spike to wake up.
I think I'm done here.
>You place the doll on her desk.
>You take the dildo with you and walk out the door.
>After hanging the fake horse cock on the door of Carousel Boutique you head to Sweet Apple Acres to sleep in the barn.
 
Today was a good day.