Title:           Revenge 3
Author:          RPBN
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/UfTBZ8qT
First Edit:      Tuesday 21st of August 2012 02:40:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 21st of August 2012 02:40:12 PM CDT

>You lay in agony.
>You are now missing a few teeth, your right cheek is broken.
>Your left eye is swollen shut. You may have a concision.
>Your ribs are cracked, and you can still taste that fart.
>You got your ass kicked by the meekest p0ny in existence.
>You dickless loser.
>You fall into a dreamless sleep.
 
>You awaken to find that someone is tending your wounds and humming a song.
>Your eye opens and you see Pinkie Pie with a wet sponge washing your wounds.
>You shrink away from her touch.
>PP: No no, it's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
>I couldn't hurt anyp0ny, even if they hurt me.
>You croak out a simple question.
Why?
>PP: Because I know that you were just playing with us, even if you were a little rough.
>But you didn't really hurt anyp0ny, well not anyp0ny who didn't deserve it anyway.
>She continues to gently wash you.
>PP: Besides, I never hold a grudge.
>Nope, I'm just plain old silly, nonsensical, random Pinkie.
>With every word her mane deflates a little and she loses color.
>PP: The only thing I live for is to make everyp0ny smile.
>She stopped tending to your wounds and is now looking into your eyes.
>PP: You took so many smiles away....I think you'll have to pay for that.
>She holds up a familiar dropper.
>PP: I talked to Derpy, she showed me what you made in her basement.
>She grins.
>PP: I've been washing you with it.
>She gets a far off look in her eye.
>PP: I have such wonders to show you.
>And with that she forces the LSD into your mouth.
>And then another.
>And one more.
>The trip begins almost immediately.
 
 
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