- >You lay in agony.
- >You are now missing a few teeth, your right cheek is broken.
- >Your left eye is swollen shut. You may have a concision.
- >Your ribs are cracked, and you can still taste that fart.
- >You got your ass kicked by the meekest p0ny in existence.
- >You dickless loser.
- >You fall into a dreamless sleep.
- >You awaken to find that someone is tending your wounds and humming a song.
- >Your eye opens and you see Pinkie Pie with a wet sponge washing your wounds.
- >You shrink away from her touch.
- >PP: No no, it's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
- >I couldn't hurt anyp0ny, even if they hurt me.
- >You croak out a simple question.
- Why?
- >PP: Because I know that you were just playing with us, even if you were a little rough.
- >But you didn't really hurt anyp0ny, well not anyp0ny who didn't deserve it anyway.
- >She continues to gently wash you.
- >PP: Besides, I never hold a grudge.
- >Nope, I'm just plain old silly, nonsensical, random Pinkie.
- >With every word her mane deflates a little and she loses color.
- >PP: The only thing I live for is to make everyp0ny smile.
- >She stopped tending to your wounds and is now looking into your eyes.
- >PP: You took so many smiles away....I think you'll have to pay for that.
- >She holds up a familiar dropper.
- >PP: I talked to Derpy, she showed me what you made in her basement.
- >She grins.
- >PP: I've been washing you with it.
- >She gets a far off look in her eye.
- >PP: I have such wonders to show you.
- >And with that she forces the LSD into your mouth.
- >And then another.
- >And one more.
- >The trip begins almost immediately.
- Fuck
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