Rainbro

>Twilight, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are sitting down to lunch discussing the only human in Equestria.

>TS: I think we need to do something about Anonymous.

>At the mention of his name Pinkie's mane and tail deflate.

>PP: He's a jerk.

>RD: C'mon you guys, Anon's not that bad.....

>TS: Rainbow, I'm telling you this because we know how close you are to him, but he's spiteful, mean and cruel to everyp0ny in P0nyville.

>RD: He's not really like that, he's really cool once you get to know him.

>PP: *quietly* Do you know what he did to me at his welcoming party?

>TS: Wait, what happened Pinkie?

>PP: *tears running down her cheeks* He brought something hard to drink. I don't know how much he had, but I think it was a lot.

>He asked me to come up to his room to show me something....

>*sniff*

>He he told me that the party girls on Earth would do this, and that I should be a good host....

>I didn't....I couldn't......and when I said no....He got mad.

>He slapped me and called me a slut, and then he held me down and I he-

>Rainbow is furious.

>RD: SHUT UP PINKIE! I KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! ANON WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!

>Pinkie just starts to cry.

>PP:*sob* He said no one would be my friend anymore if I told!

>RD: YOU'RE A BUCKING LIAR PINKIE AND I'LL PROVE IT!

>And with that Rainbow takes off to find Anon.

>Twilight turns to Pinkie.

>TS: Pinkie why didn't you say anything?

>PP: I didn't want to hurt Rainbow, she really likes Anon....

>TS: But you've been holding this in all this time, he hurt you.

>Pinkie looks down at the floor.

>PP: I'll do whatever it takes to make my friends happy....even though I have to suffer.

>Twilight tries to give Pinkie a hug.

>PP: DON'T TOUCH ME! Twilight jerks back.

>PP:I feel so dirty.....why can't I get clean again?

 

>You are Anon, and you fucking love Equestria.

>You do whatever you want and no one tries to stop you.

>Hungry, take it.

>Thirsty, take it.

>Horny? By god you'll take it.

>No one has the balls to stand up to you, not since you put Big Mac in the hospital.

>Red bastard told you not to take his apples.

>Fuck him and his whole hick family.

>Anon hears a knock at his door.

Who the fuck is it?

>RD: It's Rainbow Dash, c'mon bro, we gotta talk.

>Oh god, she's probably here to tell you she loves you or some shit.

>Bah, you'll tap that shit and throw her to the curb, after you milk her for some bits of course.

>Sugar mammas are the best.

Yo Dash, come on in

>She looks mad. The fuck is this?

>RD: Hey Anon, I just got done talking to Pinkie and she said that something happened between you and her at your welcoming party. Is that true

>Shit, that bitch told. Damage control time.

Yeah, we fucked.

>Anon, you.are.a.genius.

>Bitches love swag, and you radiate that shit.

>Rainbow looks shocked and upset.

>RD: Anon, she said she didn't want to, that you forced her...

Oh her mouth said no, but dem eyes said fuck me raw Anon.

>RD: How could you Anon....I stuck up for you, everyp0ny says you're bad, but I always said to give you a chance...

Let me show you how bad I can be little p0ny.

>You tackle her to the ground, and grab a hold of one of her wings.

Now we're going to have some fun, and if you try anything *you give her wing a squeeze* I will rip that shit off, you understand?

>Her eyes are big and frightened as she looks up at you and nods.

>With your free hand you pull your pants down, you then position yourself behind her.

>RD: Please Anon, not like this....I loved you...

>You stop for a second and look her in the eyes.

Well that's just too fucking bad isn't it.

>You can actually see her heart breaking through her eyes.

>Stupid bitch actually meant it.

>You line yourself for insertion.

Time for some fun.

>RD: No Anon no!

>It slides in with very little resistance, blood drips from the tip.

>PP: I made a promise that you wouldn't hurt anyp0ny else like you hurt me, and my promises are forever.

>Anon falls to the ground, a large knife buried hilt deep in his back.

 

>Thus ends the tale of Asshole Anon.