Title: Rainbro Author: RPBN Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/ytbdMwn5 First Edit: Monday 6th of August 2012 10:29:10 AM CDT Last Edit: Monday 6th of August 2012 10:29:10 AM CDT >Twilight, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash are sitting down to lunch discussing the only human in Equestria. >TS: I think we need to do something about Anonymous. >At the mention of his name Pinkie's mane and tail deflate. >PP: He's a jerk. >RD: C'mon you guys, Anon's not that bad..... >TS: Rainbow, I'm telling you this because we know how close you are to him, but he's spiteful, mean and cruel to everyp0ny in P0nyville. >RD: He's not really like that, he's really cool once you get to know him. >PP: *quietly* Do you know what he did to me at his welcoming party? >TS: Wait, what happened Pinkie? >PP: *tears running down her cheeks* He brought something hard to drink. I don't know how much he had, but I think it was a lot. >He asked me to come up to his room to show me something.... >*sniff* >He he told me that the party girls on Earth would do this, and that I should be a good host.... >I didn't....I couldn't......and when I said no....He got mad. >He slapped me and called me a slut, and then he held me down and I he- >Rainbow is furious. >RD: SHUT UP PINKIE! I KNOW THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN! ANON WOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! >Pinkie just starts to cry. >PP:*sob* He said no one would be my friend anymore if I told! >RD: YOU'RE A BUCKING LIAR PINKIE AND I'LL PROVE IT! >And with that Rainbow takes off to find Anon. >Twilight turns to Pinkie. >TS: Pinkie why didn't you say anything? >PP: I didn't want to hurt Rainbow, she really likes Anon.... >TS: But you've been holding this in all this time, he hurt you. >Pinkie looks down at the floor. >PP: I'll do whatever it takes to make my friends happy....even though I have to suffer. >Twilight tries to give Pinkie a hug. >PP: DON'T TOUCH ME! Twilight jerks back. >PP:I feel so dirty.....why can't I get clean again?   >You are Anon, and you fucking love Equestria. >You do whatever you want and no one tries to stop you. >Hungry, take it. >Thirsty, take it. >Horny? By god you'll take it. >No one has the balls to stand up to you, not since you put Big Mac in the hospital. >Red bastard told you not to take his apples. >Fuck him and his whole hick family. >Anon hears a knock at his door. Who the fuck is it? >RD: It's Rainbow Dash, c'mon bro, we gotta talk. >Oh god, she's probably here to tell you she loves you or some shit. >Bah, you'll tap that shit and throw her to the curb, after you milk her for some bits of course. >Sugar mammas are the best. Yo Dash, come on in >She looks mad. The fuck is this? >RD: Hey Anon, I just got done talking to Pinkie and she said that something happened between you and her at your welcoming party. Is that true >Shit, that bitch told. Damage control time. Yeah, we fucked. >Anon, you.are.a.genius. >Bitches love swag, and you radiate that shit. >Rainbow looks shocked and upset. >RD: Anon, she said she didn't want to, that you forced her... Oh her mouth said no, but dem eyes said fuck me raw Anon. >RD: How could you Anon....I stuck up for you, everyp0ny says you're bad, but I always said to give you a chance... Let me show you how bad I can be little p0ny. >You tackle her to the ground, and grab a hold of one of her wings. Now we're going to have some fun, and if you try anything *you give her wing a squeeze* I will rip that shit off, you understand? >Her eyes are big and frightened as she looks up at you and nods. >With your free hand you pull your pants down, you then position yourself behind her. >RD: Please Anon, not like this....I loved you... >You stop for a second and look her in the eyes. Well that's just too fucking bad isn't it. >You can actually see her heart breaking through her eyes. >Stupid bitch actually meant it. >You line yourself for insertion. Time for some fun. >RD: No Anon no! >It slides in with very little resistance, blood drips from the tip. >PP: I made a promise that you wouldn't hurt anyp0ny else like you hurt me, and my promises are forever. >Anon falls to the ground, a large knife buried hilt deep in his back.   >Thus ends the tale of Asshole Anon.