Title:           Rainbow Tinkle
Author:          RPBN
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/CVbe61bF
First Edit:      Wednesday 1st of August 2012 02:55:37 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 1st of August 2012 02:55:37 AM CDT

Day 13 in Equestria
>Today is Rainbow Dash day.
>And you are going to get her.
 
>So how does a middle aged, invisible, naked human prank the fastest thing in horseland?
>Like this.
 
>You wait in front of Sugarcube Corner.
>You figure that it would be easier to ambush Rainbow than to run her down.
>That and you wanted to eat some pastries.
>Sitting in front of the store eating a pastry ignoring ponies that trot by.
>The ponies try their best to ignore the confections that are being devoured by an unseen force.
>Let's be honest, this is where Pinkie Pie lives, they've seen stranger things.
>Ah, Rainbow comes in for a landing, she must want lunch.
>As she makes her way to the door, you pounce on her.
>She's on her back now, and you reach down with both of your hands and begin to tickle her.
>RD:*laughing* Who's doing this? STOP IT!
>She squirms to try and get away, but you hold her down.
>RD: *laughing* H-h-hey quit it!
>As you continue your onslaught, ponies begin to gather.
>To them it looks like Rainbow is having some kind of seizure.
>One pony steps forward to help, but a firm backhand slap to the face drops him and prevents further interruptions.
>You've been tickling Rainbow for a few minutes now.
>RD: STOP PLEASE; I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!
>You go at her harder.
>RD: *sob* PLEASE!
>And with that the soft sound of water hitting the ground can be heard.
>You stop  tickling her.
>Rainbow's face turns bright red and she covers her face with her hooves.
>She's sobbing louder now.
>You hear a snicker from the crowd.
>She hears it too, and takes off leaving a rainbow contrail behind.
>However, the yellow is more pronounced than usual.
I almost feel bad about doing that.
Well, my work here is done.
>And you walk off toward Sweet Apple Acres.
>Leaving behind a puddle of urine and a group of very confused ponies.
 
Today was a good day.