- Day 13 in Equestria
- >Today is Rainbow Dash day.
- >And you are going to get her.
- >So how does a middle aged, invisible, naked human prank the fastest thing in horseland?
- >Like this.
- >You wait in front of Sugarcube Corner.
- >You figure that it would be easier to ambush Rainbow than to run her down.
- >That and you wanted to eat some pastries.
- >Sitting in front of the store eating a pastry ignoring ponies that trot by.
- >The ponies try their best to ignore the confections that are being devoured by an unseen force.
- >Let's be honest, this is where Pinkie Pie lives, they've seen stranger things.
- >Ah, Rainbow comes in for a landing, she must want lunch.
- >As she makes her way to the door, you pounce on her.
- >She's on her back now, and you reach down with both of your hands and begin to tickle her.
- >RD:*laughing* Who's doing this? STOP IT!
- >She squirms to try and get away, but you hold her down.
- >RD: *laughing* H-h-hey quit it!
- >As you continue your onslaught, ponies begin to gather.
- >To them it looks like Rainbow is having some kind of seizure.
- >One pony steps forward to help, but a firm backhand slap to the face drops him and prevents further interruptions.
- >You've been tickling Rainbow for a few minutes now.
- >RD: STOP PLEASE; I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE!
- >You go at her harder.
- >RD: *sob* PLEASE!
- >And with that the soft sound of water hitting the ground can be heard.
- >You stop tickling her.
- >Rainbow's face turns bright red and she covers her face with her hooves.
- >She's sobbing louder now.
- >You hear a snicker from the crowd.
- >She hears it too, and takes off leaving a rainbow contrail behind.
- >However, the yellow is more pronounced than usual.
- I almost feel bad about doing that.
- Well, my work here is done.
- >And you walk off toward Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Leaving behind a puddle of urine and a group of very confused ponies.
- Today was a good day.
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