Title:           One day in Town
Author:          RPBN
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First Edit:      Thursday 2nd of August 2012 02:36:08 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 2nd of August 2012 02:36:08 AM CDT

Day 15, you know where.
>You awake in the barn feeling good about yourself.
>Shower and breakfast time.
>You see that Big Mac is already hard at work in the orchard.
>Applejack is nowhere to be seen.
>Oh well, she's not important.
>You go in the house and make your way upstairs.
>You hear someone talking in one of the bedrooms.
>You peek inside to see Applejack huddled on her bed, starring out the window.
>AJ: Cain't work, trees'll eat me. Cain't work, trees'll eat me.
>Ah shit, you broke her.
 
 
>Time for some fun.
 
>You sneak your way over to the bed and whisper into her ear.
We can take you anytime we want.
>She goes stiff, her eyes grow wide and her pupils shrink.
>AJ: AHHHH! GRANNY IT'S COME BACK TO GIT ME!
>She runs out of the room, knocking your old ass over as she goes.
>Fuck, that hurt.
>Well, now that that is done, time for a bath.
>You go into the bathroom, lock the door, and draw yourself a bath.
>It was glorious. Warm water, bubbles, a rubber duckie. In other words, perfect.
>You brush your teeth with Applejack's toothbrush.
>You fart on Applebloom's.
>You leave Big Macs alone, he has enough to deal with.
>Now you wonder how will you spend the rest of the day.
 
>You decide to head into town.
>Maybe you'll find something interesting to do there.
>Nope. There are a few ponies going about their business.
>But no one interesting.
>Oh wait, there's Derpy, and why is she talking to two fillies?
>DT: Break anything lately Derpy?
>SS: Yeah Derpy, break anything?
>DT: My Daddy says that ponies like you need to be put away where nop0ny has to see you.
>SS: Nop0ny wants to see you Derpy.
>DT: What do you even do around here?
>SS: You mess up the mail everyday, you suck.
>DT: You know they spit in the free muffins they give you every morning, right?
>SS: *giggle* It's not always spit.
>DT: Oh, but you're too much of a whorse to notice.
 
>Derpy is trying very hard not to cry right now, it isn't working.
>She won't even look at the two fillies as they break down what little self esteem this mare must have.
>This will not stand.
>The evil must not stay unpunished.
>Making p0nies cry it your job!
>And no one, especially a couple of shitstains like them are going to step into your territory.
>It is on.
 
>You grab Diamond Tiara by the tail and hold her up.
This is my house bitch!
>You punch her in the stomach.
>She throws up all over the ground.
>You drop her.
>You grab a stunned Silver Spoon by the throat with your left, and with your right you grab one of her front legs.
Stop hitting yourself Silver.
>*Wham*
Stop hitting yourself.
>*Wham*
>You do this four more times.
>It looks like her snout is broken.
>You tie their tails together and sling them over a light pole like an old pair of sneakers.
Making p0nies cry is my job, if I catch you doing this again. We'll play more.
 
>You go over to a shocked, confused, and disgusted Derpy.
>You kneel down and hug her.
>She stiffens in your embrace. You whisper.
Today was your freebie. I won't exclude you in the future.
>And with that you make your way home.
 
 
Today was a child abuse day.