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One day in Town

By: RPBN on Aug 2nd, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.09 KB  |  hits: 163  |  expires: Never
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  1. Day 15, you know where.
  2. >You awake in the barn feeling good about yourself.
  3. >Shower and breakfast time.
  4. >You see that Big Mac is already hard at work in the orchard.
  5. >Applejack is nowhere to be seen.
  6. >Oh well, she's not important.
  7. >You go in the house and make your way upstairs.
  8. >You hear someone talking in one of the bedrooms.
  9. >You peek inside to see Applejack huddled on her bed, starring out the window.
  10. >AJ: Cain't work, trees'll eat me. Cain't work, trees'll eat me.
  11. >Ah shit, you broke her.
  12.  
  13.  
  14. >Time for some fun.
  15.  
  16. >You sneak your way over to the bed and whisper into her ear.
  17. We can take you anytime we want.
  18. >She goes stiff, her eyes grow wide and her pupils shrink.
  19. >AJ: AHHHH! GRANNY IT'S COME BACK TO GIT ME!
  20. >She runs out of the room, knocking your old ass over as she goes.
  21. >Fuck, that hurt.
  22. >Well, now that that is done, time for a bath.
  23. >You go into the bathroom, lock the door, and draw yourself a bath.
  24. >It was glorious. Warm water, bubbles, a rubber duckie. In other words, perfect.
  25. >You brush your teeth with Applejack's toothbrush.
  26. >You fart on Applebloom's.
  27. >You leave Big Macs alone, he has enough to deal with.
  28. >Now you wonder how will you spend the rest of the day.
  29.  
  30. >You decide to head into town.
  31. >Maybe you'll find something interesting to do there.
  32. >Nope. There are a few ponies going about their business.
  33. >But no one interesting.
  34. >Oh wait, there's Derpy, and why is she talking to two fillies?
  35. >DT: Break anything lately Derpy?
  36. >SS: Yeah Derpy, break anything?
  37. >DT: My Daddy says that ponies like you need to be put away where nop0ny has to see you.
  38. >SS: Nop0ny wants to see you Derpy.
  39. >DT: What do you even do around here?
  40. >SS: You mess up the mail everyday, you suck.
  41. >DT: You know they spit in the free muffins they give you every morning, right?
  42. >SS: *giggle* It's not always spit.
  43. >DT: Oh, but you're too much of a whorse to notice.
  44.  
  45. >Derpy is trying very hard not to cry right now, it isn't working.
  46. >She won't even look at the two fillies as they break down what little self esteem this mare must have.
  47. >This will not stand.
  48. >The evil must not stay unpunished.
  49. >Making p0nies cry it your job!
  50. >And no one, especially a couple of shitstains like them are going to step into your territory.
  51. >It is on.
  52.  
  53. >You grab Diamond Tiara by the tail and hold her up.
  54. This is my house bitch!
  55. >You punch her in the stomach.
  56. >She throws up all over the ground.
  57. >You drop her.
  58. >You grab a stunned Silver Spoon by the throat with your left, and with your right you grab one of her front legs.
  59. Stop hitting yourself Silver.
  60. >*Wham*
  61. Stop hitting yourself.
  62. >*Wham*
  63. >You do this four more times.
  64. >It looks like her snout is broken.
  65. >You tie their tails together and sling them over a light pole like an old pair of sneakers.
  66. Making p0nies cry is my job, if I catch you doing this again. We'll play more.
  67.  
  68. >You go over to a shocked, confused, and disgusted Derpy.
  69. >You kneel down and hug her.
  70. >She stiffens in your embrace. You whisper.
  71. Today was your freebie. I won't exclude you in the future.
  72. >And with that you make your way home.
  73.  
  74.  
  75. Today was a child abuse day.
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