Title:           Normal Day
Author:          RPBN
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/jdFgizyP
First Edit:      Tuesday 31st of July 2012 08:57:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 31st of July 2012 08:57:39 AM CDT

>Day 43 in Equestria
>Today Anonymous woke up and ate breakfast.
>He then proceeded to take a shower and get ready for the day.
>The sounds of birds chirping greeted him as he went about his morning business.
>Around 11:45 Anonymous went and had lunch at Sugarcube Corner.
>After lunch he went to the bank to take care of a discrepancy in his account.
>That afternoon about 3ish Anonymous went to the Park to hang out with Rainbow Dash.
>It was a glorious and simple way to waste an afternoon.
>Bidding Rainbow a good evening Anonymous went home to prepare dinner for himself.
>He heads down to the basement, turns on the light and finds the large cleaver with which to work.
>He then walks to the pony he has chained to the wall.
>He moves the tourniquet further up the pony's hind leg.
>He then sloppily hacks himself a large chunk of meat.
>The screams are completely muffled by the gag.
>Walking to the furnace Anon grabs the safe end of a hot poker. He then cauterizes the wound on the pony.
>More screaming.
>As Anon walks up the stairs he turns with a smile and says
Thanks Blueblood, see ya tomorrow.
>Once upstairs Anon gives the flesh a sniff.
>With a look of disgust he throws it in the trash.
I'm a vegetarian anyway.
 
Today was a normal day