- >Day 43 in Equestria
- >Today Anonymous woke up and ate breakfast.
- >He then proceeded to take a shower and get ready for the day.
- >The sounds of birds chirping greeted him as he went about his morning business.
- >Around 11:45 Anonymous went and had lunch at Sugarcube Corner.
- >After lunch he went to the bank to take care of a discrepancy in his account.
- >That afternoon about 3ish Anonymous went to the Park to hang out with Rainbow Dash.
- >It was a glorious and simple way to waste an afternoon.
- >Bidding Rainbow a good evening Anonymous went home to prepare dinner for himself.
- >He heads down to the basement, turns on the light and finds the large cleaver with which to work.
- >He then walks to the pony he has chained to the wall.
- >He moves the tourniquet further up the pony's hind leg.
- >He then sloppily hacks himself a large chunk of meat.
- >The screams are completely muffled by the gag.
- >Walking to the furnace Anon grabs the safe end of a hot poker. He then cauterizes the wound on the pony.
- >More screaming.
- >As Anon walks up the stairs he turns with a smile and says
- Thanks Blueblood, see ya tomorrow.
- >Once upstairs Anon gives the flesh a sniff.
- >With a look of disgust he throws it in the trash.
- I'm a vegetarian anyway.
- Today was a normal day
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