Title:           Nightmare Night
Author:          RPBN
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First Edit:      Wednesday 8th of August 2012 04:26:10 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 8th of August 2012 04:26:10 AM CDT

Day 31
>Nightmare Night is coming up.
>They're going to have a big celebration this year for Princess Luna.
>And you want to ruin it.
>You know just how to go about it.
>You set up your chem lab in Derpy's basement.
>You kind of live there now.
>You know she won't rat you out.
>Mostly because she's scared shitless of you.
>You almost feel bad about that......nah.
>The ingredients were easy to come by.
>After one week of chemistry fun you have your prize.
>Enough LSD to send P0nyville to the moon and back.
 
>You arrive as the festivities begin.
>Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy are there.
>All three are wearing coveralls with the no ghost emblem.
>They're here for you. *snerk*
>Luna makes her grand entrance.
>Her twin batp0nies pulling her chariot to lightning strikes and "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
>It would be impressive, but you've seen better.
>Welp......time to spike the punch.
 
Hour One.
>The p0nies start to giggle at nothing.
>Luna just stares at the night sky.
>Fluttershy begins smoking a cigarette.
>Pinkie is staring at her hooves.
>Big Mac is singing, he's actually not that bad.
>Rarity and Twilight just keep saying "darling" and "fabulous" to each other like it's the funniest thing in the world.
 
Hour Two.
>Mostly the same as hour one only more p0nies are affected.
>Mayor Mare is brainstorming with the CMC.
>Doctor Whooves has started construction on a large clock.
>Fluttershy has gone through an entire pack of cigarettes.
>You'd stop her, but ya know science.
>Observations to continue.
 
Hour Three.
>These p0nies are tripping balls now.
>Fluttershy has climbed a tree yelling "We can't stop here, This is Bat Country"
>Rarity is digging a hole.
>RT: Find the gems and daddy will love me. Why can't daddy love me? LOVE ME DADDY! LOVE ME!
>Twilight is ranting:
>EQUESTRIA HAS 4 CORNER
>SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
>TIME CUBE
>WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
>4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1
>DAY 1 CELESTIA IS TAUGHT EVIL.
>IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE
>Pinkie is either playing an invisible trombone or blowing an imaginary elephant.
>Luna is still looking up, she hasn't moved in an hour.
 
Hour Four.
>Oh god, the sky.
>Luna changed the stars....it's beautiful.
>Not so beautiful, the CMC and Mayor Mare are holding Rainbow Dash down.
>Scootiloo is trying to crawl inside her.
>SL: You'll be my mother and love me, please love me!
>AB&SB: CUTIEMARK CRUSADER UNBIRTHERS YAY!
>Rainbow Dash is screaming for help.
>No one helps, but plenty watch.
 
Hour Five.
>They've peaked.
>A very scared Pip tried to find comfort and safety with Princess Luna.
>Luna: AH, WE HAVE NOT HAD A HOTDOG IN TWO MILLENNIA!
>She flips Pip onto his back and begins fellating him.
>Pip: HELP! HELP! Nightmare Moon's eating me.......this isn't so bad, why was everyp0ny afraid of this?
>Pinkie is now chasing her tail saying, "FAIL FAIL FAIL JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL FAIL"
>Twilight is curled up into a ball and is whimpering.
>TS: Covered in blood. Covered in blood.
>Fluttershy is now chopping down a tree with a spade.
>FS: Why can't I be like you?
 
Hour Six.
>A not tripping, very confused and hurt Rainbow Dash is hiding in her cloud house.
>Scootaloo is standing beneath it.
>SL: Come out and play mommy, please? I love you so much mommy. I'll be the best daughter for you.
>A tired and satisfied non tripping Pip is curled up against Luna asleep.
>Luna is still fucking with the stars, at moments you find yourself moved to tears.
>You may have taken a few hits yourself.
>Everyone loves a party.
 
Hours Seven-Ten.
>You're not sure what happened here, but it was awesome.
 
Hour Eleven.
>Celestia shows up.
>She's pissed.
>C: Luna, lower your moon this instant.
>Luna looks dreamily at her sister.
>L: Wha?
>C: It's an hour past when I should raise the sun, what have you been doing?
>Luna thinks for a second.
>She looks down at Pip.
>Pip looks up and smiles.
>Luna wipes her chin, notices the cum on her hoof.
>She looks back down at Pip.
>He shrugs his shoulders and blushes.
>Luna's eyes go wide, and she screams.
>Everyone sobers up immediately.
>The moon goes down, the sun comes up.
 
>You sneak over and spray a dropper full of LSD into Celestia's mouth.
The after party has begun!