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Nightmare Night

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  1. Day 31
  2. >Nightmare Night is coming up.
  3. >They're going to have a big celebration this year for Princess Luna.
  4. >And you want to ruin it.
  5. >You know just how to go about it.
  6. >You set up your chem lab in Derpy's basement.
  7. >You kind of live there now.
  8. >You know she won't rat you out.
  9. >Mostly because she's scared shitless of you.
  10. >You almost feel bad about that......nah.
  11. >The ingredients were easy to come by.
  12. >After one week of chemistry fun you have your prize.
  13. >Enough LSD to send P0nyville to the moon and back.
  14.  
  15. >You arrive as the festivities begin.
  16. >Twilight, Rarity and Fluttershy are there.
  17. >All three are wearing coveralls with the no ghost emblem.
  18. >They're here for you. *snerk*
  19. >Luna makes her grand entrance.
  20. >Her twin batp0nies pulling her chariot to lightning strikes and "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
  21. >It would be impressive, but you've seen better.
  22. >Welp......time to spike the punch.
  23.  
  24. Hour One.
  25. >The p0nies start to giggle at nothing.
  26. >Luna just stares at the night sky.
  27. >Fluttershy begins smoking a cigarette.
  28. >Pinkie is staring at her hooves.
  29. >Big Mac is singing, he's actually not that bad.
  30. >Rarity and Twilight just keep saying "darling" and "fabulous" to each other like it's the funniest thing in the world.
  31.  
  32. Hour Two.
  33. >Mostly the same as hour one only more p0nies are affected.
  34. >Mayor Mare is brainstorming with the CMC.
  35. >Doctor Whooves has started construction on a large clock.
  36. >Fluttershy has gone through an entire pack of cigarettes.
  37. >You'd stop her, but ya know science.
  38. >Observations to continue.
  39.  
  40. Hour Three.
  41. >These p0nies are tripping balls now.
  42. >Fluttershy has climbed a tree yelling "We can't stop here, This is Bat Country"
  43. >Rarity is digging a hole.
  44. >RT: Find the gems and daddy will love me. Why can't daddy love me? LOVE ME DADDY! LOVE ME!
  45. >Twilight is ranting:
  46. >EQUESTRIA HAS 4 CORNER
  47. >SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
  48. >TIME CUBE
  49. >WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
  50. >4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1
  51. >DAY 1 CELESTIA IS TAUGHT EVIL.
  52. >IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE
  53. >Pinkie is either playing an invisible trombone or blowing an imaginary elephant.
  54. >Luna is still looking up, she hasn't moved in an hour.
  55.  
  56. Hour Four.
  57. >Oh god, the sky.
  58. >Luna changed the stars....it's beautiful.
  59. >Not so beautiful, the CMC and Mayor Mare are holding Rainbow Dash down.
  60. >Scootiloo is trying to crawl inside her.
  61. >SL: You'll be my mother and love me, please love me!
  62. >AB&SB: CUTIEMARK CRUSADER UNBIRTHERS YAY!
  63. >Rainbow Dash is screaming for help.
  64. >No one helps, but plenty watch.
  65.  
  66. Hour Five.
  67. >They've peaked.
  68. >A very scared Pip tried to find comfort and safety with Princess Luna.
  69. >Luna: AH, WE HAVE NOT HAD A HOTDOG IN TWO MILLENNIA!
  70. >She flips Pip onto his back and begins fellating him.
  71. >Pip: HELP! HELP! Nightmare Moon's eating me.......this isn't so bad, why was everyp0ny afraid of this?
  72. >Pinkie is now chasing her tail saying, "FAIL FAIL FAIL JOHN MADDEN FOOTBALL FAIL"
  73. >Twilight is curled up into a ball and is whimpering.
  74. >TS: Covered in blood. Covered in blood.
  75. >Fluttershy is now chopping down a tree with a spade.
  76. >FS: Why can't I be like you?
  77.  
  78. Hour Six.
  79. >A not tripping, very confused and hurt Rainbow Dash is hiding in her cloud house.
  80. >Scootaloo is standing beneath it.
  81. >SL: Come out and play mommy, please? I love you so much mommy. I'll be the best daughter for you.
  82. >A tired and satisfied non tripping Pip is curled up against Luna asleep.
  83. >Luna is still fucking with the stars, at moments you find yourself moved to tears.
  84. >You may have taken a few hits yourself.
  85. >Everyone loves a party.
  86.  
  87. Hours Seven-Ten.
  88. >You're not sure what happened here, but it was awesome.
  89.  
  90. Hour Eleven.
  91. >Celestia shows up.
  92. >She's pissed.
  93. >C: Luna, lower your moon this instant.
  94. >Luna looks dreamily at her sister.
  95. >L: Wha?
  96. >C: It's an hour past when I should raise the sun, what have you been doing?
  97. >Luna thinks for a second.
  98. >She looks down at Pip.
  99. >Pip looks up and smiles.
  100. >Luna wipes her chin, notices the cum on her hoof.
  101. >She looks back down at Pip.
  102. >He shrugs his shoulders and blushes.
  103. >Luna's eyes go wide, and she screams.
  104. >Everyone sobers up immediately.
  105. >The moon goes down, the sun comes up.
  106.  
  107. >You sneak over and spray a dropper full of LSD into Celestia's mouth.
  108. The after party has begun!
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