Title:           Flutter Fart
Author:          RPBN
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/cFERr9Da
First Edit:      Tuesday 31st of July 2012 08:42:54 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 31st of July 2012 08:42:54 AM CDT

Day 6 in Equestia
>You are Anonymous.
>You are 43 years old.
>You love pranks.
>And ponies can't see you.
 
>Today's mark is Fluttershy.
>For this prank you have the following items:
>One can of baked beans(consumed this morning)
>One raw cabbage(consumed with the beans)
>Three hard boiled eggs(also consumed)
 
>It's early afternoon and you are at maximum capacity.
>You know that Flutters is meeting Rarity in the market for today's Spa date.
>Ah, there she is, right on time.
>You Solid Snake behind her, and follow until you hear..
>RT: Oh Fluttershy, there you are. Are you ready to go to the spa?
>FS: Um....oh...hi Rarity. Yes I'm ready to go, if that's ok with y-
>You choose this as your release point.
>You lift Fluttershy's tail and she tenses up a little.
BBBBBBLLLLLLLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRTTTTTTTHHHHHHH!!!!!!!.....*squeak*....
>Your butt trumpet is truely a force to be reckoned with.
>RT: Oh Fluttershy! How could you!
>She then throws up as the smell hits.
>RT: Get away from me you uncouth (BARF!)
>Rarity retreats from a shocked and stunned Fluttershy.
>Her eyes begin to well up with delicious tears.
>The other ponies in the market square begin to point and laugh at her.
>Flutters runs back to her cottage, spaghetti leaking from her wings the whole way home.
 
Today was a good day.